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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673177 times)

Voyd211

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2775 on: October 14, 2012, 09:05:07 am »

It's called explosive decompression.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2776 on: October 14, 2012, 10:51:31 am »

"Hell yeah, my artifact charcoal hammer is on fire! Let's go kill some gobbys!"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2777 on: October 14, 2012, 11:19:03 am »

"Oh hell yeah! My fists are on fire now too! Let's go facepunch some elves!"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2778 on: October 14, 2012, 12:08:59 pm »

"Fuck yeah my face is on fire! Time to celebrate with a drink!"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2779 on: October 14, 2012, 01:51:13 pm »

Why wont the forum let me use that as my siggy?


Just link it to the post
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Voyd211

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2780 on: October 14, 2012, 01:52:27 pm »

NO QUESTION

WWUD if he had some kind of Tactical Genius special rule? (Urist McCreed)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2781 on: October 14, 2012, 02:22:26 pm »

NO QUESTION
Shoulda looked higher up then.

He would chaaaaarge into the next megabeast he finds. he's a tactical genius, so whatever he does is a valid tactic.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2782 on: October 14, 2012, 03:09:05 pm »

Nothing. No one else has.

What would Urist do if sieged by Luddites? Other than elves.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2783 on: October 14, 2012, 03:46:26 pm »

She would make an amazing contraption: The Grenade (aka the !!First Elven Response Exploder!! or !!FIRE!!). It primarily a sieger weapon, but can be used in defense. Those luddites with their lack of any weapon or armor or clothes or tools or anything will not know what hit them!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2784 on: October 14, 2012, 03:49:39 pm »

He would have 1 more reason to kill them all.

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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2785 on: October 14, 2012, 03:59:33 pm »

Be treated like that girl at the end of the Obok story (you know the one)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2786 on: October 14, 2012, 04:01:21 pm »

Not be an Urist, obviously.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2787 on: October 14, 2012, 04:04:05 pm »

Urist cancels Eat: Interrupted by Circus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2788 on: October 14, 2012, 04:09:51 pm »

Be very, very bored.

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Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2789 on: October 14, 2012, 04:14:10 pm »

Wonder what that weird sensation is that he never felt before, and then die of a burst bladder.

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