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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673174 times)

Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2760 on: October 13, 2012, 06:01:56 pm »
Cause an energy revolution and be hailed as a global hero.

WWUD if waterwheel/pump assemblies wouldn't generate infinite power?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2761 on: October 13, 2012, 07:11:25 pm »
Replace them with vampire pump operators.

WWUD if a murderous ghost kept killing the engravers?
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Voyd211

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2762 on: October 13, 2012, 07:29:53 pm »
Figure out how to make vacuums with rocks and magma. He's been playing Luigi's Mansion.


WWUD if his right hand got cut off and zombified against him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2763 on: October 13, 2012, 07:59:53 pm »
Lefty was his favorite anyway. Time to go masturbate!

WWUD if he discovered plans to use the explosive eruption of a volcano as propellent for a fortress-sized rocket ship?
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Voyd211

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2764 on: October 13, 2012, 08:23:51 pm »
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

WWUD if he migrated to a fortress comprised of nothing but nobles? (e.g. mountainhome or Boatmurdered)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2765 on: October 13, 2012, 09:18:38 pm »
It won't be comprised of nobles any more.

WWUD if he was the only one left in the fort.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2766 on: October 13, 2012, 10:27:03 pm »
His hand.

WWUD if he was sentenced to a hammering?
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2767 on: October 13, 2012, 10:47:29 pm »
Survive to spite the Overseer. Then tantrum. On the magma pumps.

WWUD if a syndrome dust wielding FB came and terrorized the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2768 on: October 13, 2012, 10:54:49 pm »
Trap it in a room with a few spare nobles until one of the dust attacks killed it.

WWUD if she faced down an army of trolls with nothing but a copper dagger?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2769 on: October 13, 2012, 11:05:53 pm »
Martial Trance.

WWUD with all those dismembered troll bodies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2770 on: October 14, 2012, 02:36:00 am »
"H-Hey m-DUDE CALM D-I'm sorry you're naked calm down there are clothes r-OH GOD NO."

Urist mcurist has been struck down!

WWUD if a tantruming dwarf struck him down?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2771 on: October 14, 2012, 04:05:21 am »
Die, obviously.

WWUD if he meets Toady One.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2772 on: October 14, 2012, 07:47:48 am »
Urist cancels productivity: trying new dance.

WWUD if he could hurl fire from his hands?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2773 on: October 14, 2012, 08:18:13 am »
Burn himself terribly while trying to pick his nose.

WWUD if he had no hands, but only a beard?
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Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2774 on: October 14, 2012, 08:57:58 am »
Get flogged for making the great calculator useless.

WWUD if he was stranded on an asteroid?
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