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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673195 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2790 on: October 14, 2012, 04:25:52 pm »
Rock out hard.

WWUD if Ghandi migrated to his fortress?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2791 on: October 14, 2012, 08:39:16 pm »
Crucify him for his undorfish behaviours

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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2792 on: October 14, 2012, 08:49:55 pm »
Nothing much. Nirvana is being on break or partying, to a dwarf.

What would Urist do in the garden of Eden?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2793 on: October 14, 2012, 09:02:21 pm »
Strangle any other living being nearby, construct a giant statue of himself with less than modest genitals that constantly urinated cider made the apples of the tree of knowledge, get totally shitfaced sober, construct a penis shaped monument to Armok out of slade that was capable of being aimed, fill it with blood and magma in his sober madness, aim it at the Abrahamic god's face, and give that monument the greatest orgasm of its non-existent life, just as one great big fuck you to the Abrahamic god and the greatest worship ceremony to Armok ever. Just like any true dwarf would.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2794 on: October 14, 2012, 09:04:20 pm »
Quote from: Detahramet on October 14, 2012, 09:02:21 pm
Strangle any other living being nearby, construct a giant statue of himself with less than modest genitals that constantly urinated cider made the apples of the tree of knowledge, get totally shitfaced sober, construct a penis shaped monument to Armok out of slade that was capable of being aimed, fill it with blood and magma in his sober madness, aim it at the Abrahamic god's face, and give that monument the greatest orgasm of its non-existent life, just as one great big fuck you to the Abrahamic god and the greatest worship ceremony to Armok ever. Just like any true dwarf would.


WWUD if he was Armok's father?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2795 on: October 14, 2012, 10:19:49 pm »
Be Armok, because Armok's father is Armok, since Armok is father of all dwarves, and Armok is a dwarf god. (AKA basically the same thing with the Abrahamic God)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2796 on: October 14, 2012, 10:28:54 pm »
Die from overexposure to awesomeness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2797 on: October 14, 2012, 10:31:06 pm »
Die, because IT'S LETHALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

WWUD if all dwarves are named Urist.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2798 on: October 14, 2012, 10:40:00 pm »
Same as the usual, really. Nothing new here.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2799 on: October 14, 2012, 10:40:29 pm »
Everyone would die.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2800 on: October 15, 2012, 12:07:40 am »
Be a cat.

WWUD if he embark on a slade spire.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2801 on: October 15, 2012, 12:37:32 am »
Wonder how the wagon driver got the wagon to the top. And how they are going to get down.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2802 on: October 15, 2012, 12:42:37 am »
Nothing. Because he's dead.

What would Armok do if there were meteorites from other instance of the universe hijacking his game.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2803 on: October 15, 2012, 12:58:18 am »
Nanites.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2804 on: October 15, 2012, 01:02:01 am »
Do a disassemble that is even more impressive than Xantalos'

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