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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673159 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2745 on: October 13, 2012, 03:50:14 pm »
Nothing. He was already in one.

WWUD if a fire man run into the booze stockpile.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2746 on: October 13, 2012, 04:03:38 pm »
Run in after it, of course. And call in every other dwarf in the fortress!

WWUD if dwarves discovered heavy explosives?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2747 on: October 13, 2012, 04:14:17 pm »
Make furniture out of it. And maybe encrust crossbow bolts with them.

WWUD if he was falling at terminal velocity towards a pit full of poisonous spikes? That try to eat him? And give him wedgies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2748 on: October 13, 2012, 04:16:20 pm »
Become the second Xantalos. (Read Drunk Fortress)

WWUD if he was in the Einsteinian Roulette.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2749 on: October 13, 2012, 04:17:19 pm »
I have no idea. Probably something involving removing your own nervous system or something, from what little I've witnessed.

WWUD if he had a mouldy sammich?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2750 on: October 13, 2012, 04:21:27 pm »
Nothing, he isn't hungry yet. Give it about a month or two are he will eat again for the season.

WWUD if he was actually literate (like that would ever happen)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2751 on: October 13, 2012, 04:39:55 pm »
Hi miasma!

WWUD with an iPhone? Assume the rest of the fort has them too.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2752 on: October 13, 2012, 04:51:59 pm »
Wait for the next caravan to arrive, sell them all at a ridiculously marked up price, and buy all of the mining implements, steel, and booze
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2753 on: October 13, 2012, 04:53:59 pm »
Nothing. Since there were no questions.

WWUD if he embarked and found an adamantine spire.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2754 on: October 13, 2012, 04:55:23 pm »
BUNGEEEEEEwaitwhatisarubberba-SPLAT

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2755 on: October 13, 2012, 04:56:30 pm »
Booze catching contest.

WWUD if he was Superman.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2756 on: October 13, 2012, 05:24:54 pm »
Still be slower than an elf.

What would Urist do if suddenly, there were no socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2757 on: October 13, 2012, 05:26:10 pm »
GROPE THE THONGS OF THE DEAD!

WWUD if their were niether tattered socks nor thongs to steal from the dead and horde?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2758 on: October 13, 2012, 05:42:46 pm »
Live, since he has no reason to leave the fort.

WWUD if he got a mood while pushing a heavy cart uphill?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2759 on: October 13, 2012, 05:50:31 pm »

This except with carts.

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