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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672974 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2415 on: September 05, 2012, 06:40:31 pm »
That's why you don't click a link named Point of No Return! You gotta resist it!

He would need a surfboard for the amount of TVTropes web surfing he'd do in an average workday.

WWUD if he was mining out an adamantine pillar and dug through the fourth wall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2416 on: September 05, 2012, 07:44:27 pm »
Be appalled at the sheer number of trees still standing on your embark, then drink all your booze.

WWUD if suddenly 3D DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2417 on: September 05, 2012, 07:58:06 pm »
Comment on how the 2d version is better. I mean, come on. Its like normal DF, except with 3d ASCII

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2418 on: September 05, 2012, 09:51:04 pm »
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"Urist cancels Drink Booze: interrupted by Giant Toad.

Urist McAchoholicBeard has been struck down"

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress featured a hard sci-fi fantasy theme rather than the hard fantasy theme?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2419 on: September 06, 2012, 07:47:20 am »
We'd have Vulcans instead of elves, Klingons instead of goblins, the Anti-Spiral in place of forgotten beasts and clowns would have overrun the earth.

WWUD if he met Cacame Awemedinade? (hoping I spelled that right)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2420 on: September 06, 2012, 10:10:05 am »
start a loyalty cascade and a second before the mighty cacame kills urist , a donkey bashes the cacames skull in his brain .

WWUD if his skull was made out of adamantine ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2421 on: September 07, 2012, 02:38:17 am »
He would attempt to bash the skull in of a demon made out of slade, with his head.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2422 on: September 07, 2012, 03:24:54 am »
Pick the Medic, not know how to heal, and just melee everything.
Pick the Pyro, use magma instead of fire. MELT EVERYTHING!
Pick the Soldier, point blank rockets kill himself and everyone in the vicinity.
Pick the Heavy, forget to pick up ammo, run back to the base in the middle of a big fight to eat a sandvitch.
Pick the Sniper, headshot X30, then die to the enemy medic.
Pick the Scout, run ahead of everyone and die in the first couple seconds.
Pick the Demoman, blow up his entire team with sticky bombs.
Pick the Spy, face-stab the enemy heavy.
Pick the Engineer, create the most awesomely complex death machine ever, and cause the game to crash when it's fired up.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2423 on: September 07, 2012, 05:16:12 am »
Stop doing anything at all for the first year or so,, then go on a berserk killing spree from the horror.

WWUD if he accidentally embarked somewhere nice for once?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2424 on: September 07, 2012, 07:04:28 am »
die in a fight with raven .

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2425 on: September 07, 2012, 07:07:42 am »
He would die picking his nose.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2426 on: September 07, 2012, 03:48:12 pm »
Nothing. He's not quite sure what he's supposed to do, anyways.
What would Urist do if nothing was wrong?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2427 on: September 07, 2012, 04:04:50 pm »
Fix that problem.

WWUD when something went wrong?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2428 on: September 07, 2012, 04:15:09 pm »
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He would carry on with his day as if nothing was wrong, and walk right into the gibbering badgerman waving around the !!elf underpants!!.

WWUD if he did nothing? More than the usual, that is.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2429 on: September 07, 2012, 04:19:05 pm »
He would be hit in the side of the head by a spinning *insert thing here*

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