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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672988 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2430 on: September 07, 2012, 05:38:53 pm »
Why is everyone taking my schtick?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2431 on: September 07, 2012, 10:01:09 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 05:38:53 pm
Why is everyone taking my schtick?

Because it's incredibly effective?

On topic:

Dwarven Frat Parties; they usually include a kitten-eating contest and massive amounts of booze.

WWUD if he got a job as an accountant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2432 on: September 08, 2012, 12:20:13 am »
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Acount for EVERY SINGLE ITEM ever exist, so long as its on the map. EVERY LAST ONE.


WWUD if dwarfdom didn't get the gift of an anvil from Armok at the worlds recreation, as did the humans, elves, or other races?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2433 on: September 08, 2012, 12:26:33 am »
Urist would smash his head against a metal bar out of sheer boredom, forming a anvil.

WWUD if there were no ore on his map?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2434 on: September 08, 2012, 03:41:11 am »
mine to candy bars as fast as you can, its not considered ore, every dwarven raw engineer knows that




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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2435 on: September 08, 2012, 06:50:52 am »
Nothing, not even marry.

What would Urist do if he had a rock, and someone broke it?
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Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2436 on: September 08, 2012, 07:52:18 am »
He'd break that person's rock! Ha!

WWUD if pi was 2?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2437 on: September 08, 2012, 10:49:24 am »
screw up the universe .


WWUD if a slender man was following him ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2438 on: September 08, 2012, 12:02:27 pm »
"Meh, it's probably nothing. Work work work woAAAAAAAGGHH MY LIVER!"

WWUD if he built a tower instead of an underground maze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2439 on: September 08, 2012, 12:39:20 pm »
face the true meaning of angry birds .

WWUD if a bird poked his eyes out ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2440 on: September 08, 2012, 12:59:01 pm »
Quickly perform a tactical retreat to a siege engine, then kill the bird because he didn't run when it got close.

WWUD if he was now still blind?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2441 on: September 08, 2012, 03:27:20 pm »
urist cancels blind : searching for booze .

WWUD if a kobold stole his artifact adamantine ring ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2442 on: September 08, 2012, 04:20:08 pm »
Nothing. If it was a masterwork ring, he'd tantrum.

What would Urist do if granted a wish that could not be about booze, elves, or magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2443 on: September 08, 2012, 04:24:25 pm »
nothing . a wish without booze , magma or elves is not a wish .

WWUD if Dwarven economy was working and he knew a way to create his own money ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2444 on: September 08, 2012, 04:26:42 pm »
It's about candy-coated sucks and engravings of masterwork cheese. NINJA!

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