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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672962 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2385 on: September 04, 2012, 09:26:00 pm »
Become Urist McGoddamBatdorf, the hero every fort deserves. He menaces with spikes of bat leather.

WWUD if he was a part of a dwarven pirate crew which sails the high seas/magma seas looking for treasure?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2386 on: September 04, 2012, 10:08:32 pm »
Ask where all the dwarven Rum has gone.

Where HAS all the Dwarven Rum gone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2387 on: September 04, 2012, 10:26:22 pm »
Nowhere, the room is just flooded.

What will Urist do now?
P.s, autocorrect just tried to make me ask what URI St would do about the flooded rum-room.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2388 on: September 04, 2012, 11:15:07 pm »
Why, open the door of course. And then start to drown in the surprisingly viscous water that is taking a several ingame days to finally level out.

WWUD in this situation if he didn't drown and was a legendary swimmer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2389 on: September 05, 2012, 06:34:07 am »
Nothing. He's a pirate, so he wouldn't need to swim.

What would Urist do if then marooned on an island in the caverns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2390 on: September 05, 2012, 06:41:22 am »
Farming, well, and survive.

WWUD if he was asked what would Urist do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2391 on: September 05, 2012, 07:08:37 am »
Start this thread.

WWUD if he transformed into a Forgotten Beast made of beer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2392 on: September 05, 2012, 07:16:28 am »
Drink himself to death.


WWUD if all alcohol became non-alcoholic?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2393 on: September 05, 2012, 07:52:04 am »
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

WWUD if he was put in charge of the fortress, instead of the player
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2394 on: September 05, 2012, 07:57:24 am »
Perfection would ensue. Dwarven perfection.

WWUD if sex and mating was implemented instead of spores?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2395 on: September 05, 2012, 08:05:47 am »
Urist'd wonder why none of the female dwarves are popping out babies any more.


Then drink more alcohol.


WWUD if all stone became soil?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2396 on: September 05, 2012, 08:13:10 am »
Urist McArmorer is stricken by melancholy!

WWUD with a sober sailor, early in the morning?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2397 on: September 05, 2012, 09:22:26 am »
Throw him in the hold with the captain's daughter~

WWUD if the giant sponge he was looking at happened to be a necromancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2398 on: September 05, 2012, 09:38:32 am »
Urist has canceled rest: Has become a zombie!


WWUD if he opened the door and someone came up to him with a whacky improvisation scene and said "Thank Armok you're here!"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2399 on: September 05, 2012, 10:33:12 am »
Be very, very confused. So get another drink instead of make green glass terrariums like he was told.

WWUD if he was stuck in a basement for the rest of his life, because zombie apocalypse?
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