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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672992 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2445 on: September 08, 2012, 04:32:52 pm »

PLEASE STOP STEALING MY SCHTICK!

To get you to stop taking my schtick...Urist would put on a puppet show and instantly be beloved by every child in the fortress. He would get immunity from the goblins due to being an easy way to find the children.

What would Urist do if he had to make a wish that could not be about booze, elves, or magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2446 on: September 08, 2012, 04:52:05 pm »

(I thought your schtick was "nothing")

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2447 on: September 08, 2012, 05:44:38 pm »

nothing . a wish without booze , magma or elves is not a wish
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2448 on: September 08, 2012, 06:23:26 pm »

WWUD if he was playing WWUD and had no question from a previous player to answer?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2449 on: September 08, 2012, 06:33:49 pm »

Nothing, because I gave one.


What would Urist do if he had to make a wish that could not be about booze, elves, or magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2450 on: September 08, 2012, 06:49:16 pm »

Derp, I did not see that up there.  :P

He'd wish for adamantine. That's a dwarvenly thing to wish for.  Urist would then die of dehydration for wasting his last wish on something inedible while stranded on a desert island.

WWUD if he was forced to become a genie and trapped in a lamp for 10,000 years and was just set free?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2451 on: September 08, 2012, 07:09:17 pm »

Use his magic to put himself in a small room with infinite booze, infinite food, and an eternal cloud of mist, and spend an infinite amount of time there.

WWUD if he stole GreatWyrmGold's schtick?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2452 on: September 08, 2012, 07:19:05 pm »

Nothing.

What would Urist do as a member of the SCP Foundation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2453 on: September 08, 2012, 07:32:57 pm »

Be fired immediatly and given class A amnesiacs for doing *drumroll*
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2454 on: September 08, 2012, 07:38:24 pm »

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2455 on: September 08, 2012, 09:56:29 pm »

Get murdered by GreatWyrmGold, 'cause Urist demanded *schticks* made out of slade, and that's terrible.

WWUD if he had to face off against Shao Khan?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2456 on: September 09, 2012, 06:43:05 am »

Nothing.

WWUD if he developed Ginger Beer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2457 on: September 09, 2012, 07:20:18 am »

Okay, seriously? What do I need to do to get you to stop doing that?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2458 on: September 09, 2012, 07:39:50 am »

nobody needs greatwyrmgold anyway , because he always says "nothing" .
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2459 on: September 09, 2012, 08:01:05 am »

It's always a creative nothing!
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