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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672818 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2070 on: August 06, 2012, 02:54:27 pm »
Get into a fight with one of his many mortal enemies. Cue tantrum spiral.

WWUD if he took an arrow to the knee?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2071 on: August 06, 2012, 03:08:57 pm »
pass out 145 times .

WWUD if he took an arrow to the eye ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2072 on: August 06, 2012, 03:33:18 pm »
Get many strange looks after he gets out of the hospital, as it looks like he's winking cutely at everybody.

WWUD if you make him play his own fort on DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2073 on: August 06, 2012, 04:17:11 pm »
ragequit after his booze ended .

WWUD if a slug ambushed him ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2074 on: August 06, 2012, 06:08:57 pm »
"Urist cancels do useful things: hunting vermin for food"

WWUD if he preferred vermin as food over, say, quarry bush roasts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2075 on: August 06, 2012, 06:26:39 pm »
"urist cancels do necessary things : hunting vermin for food"

WWUD if his best friend was killed by a snail ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2076 on: August 06, 2012, 08:10:55 pm »
UristMcHammerlord Hits the snail in the snail in the back with a bronze war hammer, but the attack is deflected by the shell!

The snail counterstrikes!

The snail bites UristMcHammerlord in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!

UristMcHammerlord has been struck down.

WWUD if he accidentally dug into the candy tube of death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2077 on: August 06, 2012, 08:47:37 pm »
Kill all the clowns with his <<☼Copper Pick☼>>.

WWUD he was made of Slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2078 on: August 06, 2012, 11:03:20 pm »
Become a hammerer.

WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive, in a world full of wimpy tree huggers.
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2079 on: August 06, 2012, 11:05:25 pm »
"Hello and welcome to my forest retreat!"

"..."

"What? I may be a kobold but I don't always make kobold camps."

WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold that ran a elven forest retreat?

Edit: Is that link going to your profiles and not mine?
« Last Edit: August 08, 2012, 07:17:14 pm by Corai »
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2080 on: August 06, 2012, 11:23:05 pm »
What's that supposed to mean Corai?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2081 on: August 06, 2012, 11:45:18 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 11:05:25 pm
"Hello and welcome to my forest retreat!"

"..."

"What? I may be a kobold but I don't always make kobold camps."

WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold that ran a elven forest retreat?

The flying ☼kobold bone bolt☼ strikes the Annoying Kobold in the head, tearing the fat, tearing the skin, and shattering the skull!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The Annoying Kobold is propelled backwards!
 It  the Annoying Kobold in the body part, but the attack is deflected by the xsmall human leather capx!
The Annoying Kobold bites the Irate Dwarf in the second left toe, shattering the nail!
The Annoying Kobold latches on firmly!
The Irate Dwarf gives into pain.
The Annoying Kobold shakes the Irate Dwarf by the second left toe, tearing the skin and tearing the fat!x40
Urist McUnlucky, Irate Dwarf has bled to death.
Bejeebus Bejeepers, Annoying Kobold has bled to death.
WWUD of he discovered Atlantis?

EDIT: color fail.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2012, 11:49:19 pm by Megaman3321 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2082 on: August 07, 2012, 02:45:56 am »
Wonder in amazement at how the city managed to not cave in on itself/deconstruct when the supports holding it up from the seafloor were deconstructed.

WWUD if he liked apples for their sweetness?
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Quote from: Nyxalinth on March 17, 2011, 12:15:50 am
the soapmaker Urist McSudsy has come!  Beware his deadly cleansing action!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2083 on: August 07, 2012, 06:13:20 am »
he would eat them .

WWUD if a ninja attacked him ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2084 on: August 07, 2012, 12:48:45 pm »
fail his spot check.



WWUD if he was burninated?
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