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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682404 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10125 on: June 15, 2020, 07:18:27 pm »

Walk up to Urist McScholar and demand a recasting of the book.

What would Urist McSkeleton do after issuing this demand?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10126 on: June 15, 2020, 07:23:24 pm »

Chase after Urist McScholar, who began fleeing while shouting, "It is terrifying!", etc.

What would Urist McScholar do while being chased by a skeleton that seems to be shouting angrily at him?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10127 on: June 16, 2020, 01:43:30 am »

Run until he finds a tree and climbs it.

What Would Urist McScholar do it the skeleton followed him up the tree?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10128 on: June 16, 2020, 04:21:53 am »

Fall out the tree in a panic, landing on Urist McSkeleton's bones crushing them!

WW Urist McScholar do after falling?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10129 on: June 16, 2020, 11:19:30 am »

Ponder Alternate History!

What would Urist McScholar do if he needed a drink while pondering alternate history?

knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10130 on: June 18, 2020, 12:06:50 am »

Tap a keg with his missing tooth.

What would Urist's tooth adorn after tapping that keg?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10131 on: June 18, 2020, 03:54:25 am »

It adorn the floor where it fell after he taped the keg, then Urist would be horrified by his own tooth.

WWUD after being horrified by his own severed tooth?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10132 on: June 18, 2020, 11:33:01 am »

Urist has stopped responding to the world...

WWUD in the alternate world of insanity he now inhabits?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10133 on: June 18, 2020, 12:07:55 pm »

Inhabit a world of pure imagination. Strike that. Reverse it. Inhabit a safe world of dull, grey unimaginativeness.

WWUD in his new unimaginative world?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10134 on: June 18, 2020, 01:10:03 pm »

Be bored.

WWUD whilst bored?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10135 on: June 18, 2020, 06:06:45 pm »

Build a magma pump that would flood this wretched place in exactly 62 years, after divining how long he had left to live.

WWUD after a boring day at work back in reality
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10136 on: June 18, 2020, 06:50:04 pm »

Urist plays the flight of the bumblebee with drumsticks, using one of the company's servers as a drum.

WWUD when the server crashes?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10137 on: June 18, 2020, 07:25:32 pm »

Reboot it with booze.

WWUD after rebooting the server with booze?

knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10138 on: June 18, 2020, 07:31:51 pm »

Quaff booze. Kick server, then hammer it. After failure, he would place a call to the IT burrow, with a hollowed out minotaur horn, where he would reach to Stukos, after a horn to horn holdtime of 94min.

WWUD, when Stukos arrived and performed a three-finger salute in 5min and proceed to charge the overcharge the fortress for his sucksessful business solutions?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10139 on: June 19, 2020, 01:15:51 am »

Go to the guard captain and accuse Stukos of plotting to steal an artifact.

WW the guard captain do after interrogating Stukos and finding nothing suspicious?
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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