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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 671665 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10125 on: June 15, 2020, 07:18:27 pm »
Walk up to Urist McScholar and demand a recasting of the book.

What would Urist McSkeleton do after issuing this demand?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10126 on: June 15, 2020, 07:23:24 pm »
Chase after Urist McScholar, who began fleeing while shouting, "It is terrifying!", etc.

What would Urist McScholar do while being chased by a skeleton that seems to be shouting angrily at him?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10127 on: June 16, 2020, 01:43:30 am »
Run until he finds a tree and climbs it.

What Would Urist McScholar do it the skeleton followed him up the tree?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10128 on: June 16, 2020, 04:21:53 am »
Fall out the tree in a panic, landing on Urist McSkeleton's bones crushing them!

WW Urist McScholar do after falling?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10129 on: June 16, 2020, 11:19:30 am »
Ponder Alternate History!

What would Urist McScholar do if he needed a drink while pondering alternate history?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10130 on: June 18, 2020, 12:06:50 am »
Tap a keg with his missing tooth.

What would Urist's tooth adorn after tapping that keg?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10131 on: June 18, 2020, 03:54:25 am »
It adorn the floor where it fell after he taped the keg, then Urist would be horrified by his own tooth.

WWUD after being horrified by his own severed tooth?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10132 on: June 18, 2020, 11:33:01 am »
Urist has stopped responding to the world...

WWUD in the alternate world of insanity he now inhabits?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10133 on: June 18, 2020, 12:07:55 pm »
Inhabit a world of pure imagination. Strike that. Reverse it. Inhabit a safe world of dull, grey unimaginativeness.

WWUD in his new unimaginative world?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10134 on: June 18, 2020, 01:10:03 pm »
Be bored.

WWUD whilst bored?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10135 on: June 18, 2020, 06:06:45 pm »
Build a magma pump that would flood this wretched place in exactly 62 years, after divining how long he had left to live.

WWUD after a boring day at work back in reality
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10136 on: June 18, 2020, 06:50:04 pm »
Urist plays the flight of the bumblebee with drumsticks, using one of the company's servers as a drum.

WWUD when the server crashes?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10137 on: June 18, 2020, 07:25:32 pm »
Reboot it with booze.

WWUD after rebooting the server with booze?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10138 on: June 18, 2020, 07:31:51 pm »
Quaff booze. Kick server, then hammer it. After failure, he would place a call to the IT burrow, with a hollowed out minotaur horn, where he would reach to Stukos, after a horn to horn holdtime of 94min.

WWUD, when Stukos arrived and performed a three-finger salute in 5min and proceed to charge the overcharge the fortress for his sucksessful business solutions?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10139 on: June 19, 2020, 01:15:51 am »
Go to the guard captain and accuse Stukos of plotting to steal an artifact.

WW the guard captain do after interrogating Stukos and finding nothing suspicious?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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