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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 671659 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10110 on: June 13, 2020, 04:52:10 am »
Try to seal himself and the rest of the fort away from the cats, and await the inevitable catsplosion.

WWUD if the catsplosion started leaking into the sealed fort?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10111 on: June 13, 2020, 10:55:10 am »
Do battle with the cats.
Urist has entered a martial trance!

WWUD while in a martial trance?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10112 on: June 13, 2020, 03:25:59 pm »
Urist cancels cat battle: interrupted by mindcontrol adoption x20

WWUD after being mindcontrolled adopted by the cats?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10113 on: June 13, 2020, 04:16:31 pm »
Extol the virtues of cats to the other dwarves, who look at Urist McCatMinion in horror. The other dwarves recognize that Urist McCatMinion is in fact being mind-controlled by the cats.

What would Urist McSane do if Urist McCatMinion tries to convince them to love cats?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10114 on: June 13, 2020, 05:48:43 pm »
Succumb to the cats, he's really not feeling up to a fight today.

Wwud when all the world is overcome by cats?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10115 on: June 13, 2020, 05:56:20 pm »
Protest the senseless slaughter of the bird and mouse people.

WWUD if the cats labeled him an elf, and the other dwarves began shunning him?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10116 on: June 13, 2020, 07:13:00 pm »
Label the cats elves, right back at 'em.

WWUD after labeling the cats elves?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10117 on: June 14, 2020, 07:33:10 am »
Be crushed to death by a pile of angry cats elves.

WWUD when he heard that cats had been renamed to elves?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10118 on: June 14, 2020, 10:06:14 am »
Ask the nearest !!dwarf!! who renamed cats to elves. Unfortunately for Urist, since the !!dwarf!! is in fire, said !!dwarf!! doesn't respond to Urist.

WWUD after being ignored by a !!dwarf!!?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10119 on: June 14, 2020, 06:48:48 pm »
Urist watches the dwarf melt to death, and begins to question if his cat overlords are truly benevolent.

WWUD if a cat started dragging him towards the butcher's workshop?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10120 on: June 14, 2020, 06:59:29 pm »
Ask the cat what's going on.

WWUD after questioning the cat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10121 on: June 14, 2020, 08:36:20 pm »
the stray cat has been struck down by Urist McHammerer using a silver warhammer!


WWUD if the fortress was invaded by an army of 40d zombie carp and 0.34.x husk giant sponges?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10122 on: June 15, 2020, 04:06:52 am »
Your fortress has crumbled to its end.

WWUD if he decided that wasn't the end and stopped being dead and actually tried to fight everything that was invading by himself?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10123 on: June 15, 2020, 11:26:34 am »
Urist has entered a martial trance!
Unfortunately, despite his trance, Urist is overwhelmed by the undead. The result? A fortress full of dwarven skeletons for scholars to investigate many years later.

What would Urist McScholar do upon hearing of the fortress overwhelmed by the undead?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10124 on: June 15, 2020, 06:57:41 pm »
Write a book about the spooky, scary skeletons.

What would Urist McSkeleton do when he learned of the book's negative portrayal of his fort's skeletons?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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