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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2011, 02:59:59 pm »
Clone some dinosaur herbivores like the stegosaurus, rename it the steakosaurus, and serve it as a new fine dining steak option.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2011, 03:02:32 pm »
Buy the entire world's governments.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2011, 03:15:20 pm »
Guys, you realize we bought the U.S.'s entire debt?
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2011, 03:17:58 pm »
Quote from: Humaan on April 20, 2011, 03:15:20 pm
Guys, you realize we bought the U.S.'s entire debt?
Buy out the governments of all countries the U.S. owes money to.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2011, 06:18:37 pm »
Clone Hitler, brainwash his clone, and send him back in time to kill the original Hitler then commit suicide.

Quote from: Demonic Spoon on April 20, 2011, 03:02:32 pm
Buy the entire world's governments.
Na, too much trouble, as well as ruling the whole world will make us evil by definition.

Buy france and germany, equip both their armies with paintball guns, and have them go to (paintball) war.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2011, 06:21:03 pm »
Be Mitch Pennyshirt.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2011, 06:23:24 pm »
Locate God, buy out his shares in Humanity
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2011, 06:25:56 pm »
Buy the Catholic Church, build a condom factory in St. Peter's.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2011, 08:09:06 pm »
Contact your brother, Sony Tark. Buy his Power Armor Company Wife Power Core.
Then eat your famous recipe for Dollar Bill Pound Cake.
Cooked by scantily clad master chef's, of course.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2011, 08:15:40 pm »
Cause a nuclear war. Prepare for it.

Become a warlord.
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2011, 12:36:30 am »
Quote from: lemon10 on April 20, 2011, 06:18:37 pm
Buy france and germany, equip both their armies with paintball guns, and have them go to (paintball) war.

Best idea ever!
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2011, 12:58:44 am »
Quote from: noah22223 on April 20, 2011, 08:09:06 pm
Contact your brother, Sony Tark. Buy his Power Armor Company Wife Power Core.
Then eat your famous recipe for Dollar Bill Pound Cake.
Cooked by scantily clad master chef's, of course.
You do know that  master chefs are all snooty french guys right? Not quite sure about you, but i don't want to have our cake baked by a man in a speedo.
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Quote from: tahujdt on March 03, 2014, 07:37:57 pm
And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Quote from: RedKing on August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 am
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2011, 12:59:46 am »
These are Supermodel class women who have been training since they were tall enough to cook for us!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2011, 01:04:13 am »
Quote from: lemon10 on April 21, 2011, 12:58:44 am
Quote from: noah22223 on April 20, 2011, 08:09:06 pm
Contact your brother, Sony Tark. Buy his Power Armor Company Wife Power Core.
Then eat your famous recipe for Dollar Bill Pound Cake.
Cooked by scantily clad master chef's, of course.
You do know that  master chefs are all snooty french guys right? Not quite sure about you, but i don't want to have our cake baked by a man in a speedo.

No, second tier master chefs are all snooty french guys.  We don't need to settle for second best.  We can afford Gareth Blackstock
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Quote from: misko27 on October 20, 2016, 10:52:51 pm
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Re: You are multi-trillionaire Richard Dollarpants.
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2011, 01:12:34 am »
Quote from: mainiac on April 21, 2011, 01:04:13 am
Quote from: lemon10 on April 21, 2011, 12:58:44 am
Quote from: noah22223 on April 20, 2011, 08:09:06 pm
Contact your brother, Sony Tark. Buy his Power Armor Company Wife Power Core.
Then eat your famous recipe for Dollar Bill Pound Cake.
Cooked by scantily clad master chef's, of course.
You do know that  master chefs are all snooty french guys right? Not quite sure about you, but i don't want to have our cake baked by a man in a speedo.

No, second tier master chefs are all snooty french guys.  We don't need to settle for second best.  We can afford Gareth Blackstock
So you would prefer near naked black men (on a side note, really, blackstock? that's like calling a chinese person Mao Yellowleg), to near naked white men. Huh, well I suppose he could be in a speedo instead.
But I still stand by my point about snooty french chefs being better.

Quote from: noah22223 on April 21, 2011, 12:59:46 am
These are Supermodel class women who have been training since they were tall enough to cook for us!
Unforchanatley, they aren't snooty enough or french enough  to be truly good.
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Quote from: tahujdt on March 03, 2014, 07:37:57 pm
And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Quote from: RedKing on August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 am
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.
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