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[Krath]

You both land on top of the ocean of squealing girls, continuing your grappling contest. You are both thrown up and down by the girls while you do so.

You spit in Mitch's face and begin listing the things that you have and he doesn't. "Money, fame, power...SCREAMING FANGIRLS, BABY"

You are separated from Mitch as he becomes swarmed under the sea of bodies that is your fan club.

That's one problem solved for now. But he always comes back.

[Megaman]

Make another one liner and go for a drink.

[noah22223]

Get pile of scraps, and go to cave and build red and yellow suit of power armor.

[Sensei]

>Enough shenanigans, let's do this the real man's way: Buy out his company.

[Blargityblarg]

Arm crowd of fangirls. Use to acquire further spondulics.

[Krath]

Retrieving your stylish white coat, you head back into your estate and drink a cold martini. You contemplate the idea of Power Armor but since you're a trillionaire, you don't need it and even if you did you could order some built in one of your many private research labs.

Pressing a button on your chair, a gigantic computer screen comes out of the ceiling in front of you. Using the latest brainwave technology, you don't even need to lift a finger. You buy out Mitch Pennyshirt's company, Pennies for Shirts.

You begin playing around with the idea of arming your fangirl club and turning them into your own personal army. You mark the idea off for later. You don't know what 'spondulics' means but you make another mental note to add the word to the English language later.

[Megaman]

Go to the top of a very high building and throw gold bars off it on people below. Bribe police so they do not stop you.

[V-Norrec]

Do something logical, like start charging several hundred pennies per shirt.

[powpow]

partake in top secret government research funded by you of course

[lemon10]

Buy the goverment from the stonemasons.

[Max White]

Summon army of hipsters.

[Dwarmin]

Donate ten dollars to the make a wish foundation.

[Demonic Spoon]

Donate ten dollars to the make a wish foundation.

Lol

[noah22223]

Adopt a child.
Drive away without him.

[Krath]

Going back online, you order your newly acquired company to charge SEVERAL HUNDRED PENNIES FOR SHIRTS. Your master plan is coming along nicely. Soon you will be rich in pennies as well.

You check on your government research plan on the likelihood of hot alien supermodels visiting your home. Currently estimate is 47.8458% per day. This is not acceptable. You buy the entire US Government from the Free Masons and divert all funding towards your project. There is no way this can backfire.

You then call up the Make a Wish foundation and tell them you are donating 10 dollars. As soon as he hears your voice, you hear what sounds like fainting on the other end of the line. Clearly he was intimidated by someone so rich and handsome doing charity work.

You consider adopting a child but you decide it would be too much work. Even your Supermodel Army of Assassins shouldn't have to deal with that.