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[Krath]

But most people just call you Rich or Mr. Dollar.

You are currently in your Luxurious Mansion on top of Mount Rushmore, staffed with bikini-wearing women, your own personal room full of 10,000 dollar bills for you to roll around in, and your face carved into Mount Rushmore over George Washington.

You are taking a relaxing moneybath with many female models when suddenly your evil twin Mitch Pennyshirt jetpacks in through the ceiling-high cathedral window. He is wearing a tuxedo.

WHAT DO YOU DO

[Phantom]

Bring out your diamond clone wearing diamond armor, weapons, and breath.

[Krath]

With a snap of your fingers a diamond clone of yourself deactivates it's invisibility cloak. It unleashes it's fearsome diamond breath at Mitch, who dodges by diving into your vast sea of money.

[Phantom]

Platinum Coelecanths: Attack!

[Hubris Incalculable]

send your highly trained scantily clad assassin women into the moneypit to find him and drag him out, before he can burn your cash with his jetpack.

[Krath]

You send your pure Platinum Coelacanths and scantily-clad assassins into the money sea to flush out Mitch. He's quickly forced to resurface, performing a combat roll back outside the window.

Instead of coming back up, Mitch reappears riding an attack helicopter. He fires ALOT OF MISSILES into your room which of course, don't hit you or any of your models. Your money sea is now on !!fire!! though.

[Phantom]

Hatbot! ATTACK!

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Acquire more money.

[Krath]

You summon your trusty Hatbot, which promptly equips it's best RAGEFACE.

It flies towards the Attack Chopper, spraying firefighting foam from it's bottom as it goes, extinguishing your money sea.

Hatbot and the Chopper collide in one GLORIOUS EXPLOSION. Mitch Pennyshirt, now shirtless revealing his stone-hard abs, lands back into your Moneychamber while not looking at the explosion behind him.

Mitch then pulls some nunchucks out of nowhere and spins them around threateningly.

[Phantom]

Nooo! Hatbot! We loved you!


Diamond Clone! Attack! Also you should put on your adamantine underwear.

[Krath]

Your Diamond Clone attempts to engage your Arch Nemesis but gets smacked by the nunchuks and flies through the solid gold walls of your money pit.

Forseeing shenganigans, you put on your Adamantine Underwear that you won from that Russian guy in your last poker game.

[Phantom]

Now, fight like baby man!

[Krath]

You throw your unbuttoned, popped-collar white jacket off and out the window, where it is caught by your squealing fangirl club. You engage your rival in fisticuffs, blocking his nunchuks with your FOREARMS. Your models cheer you on as you tackle Mitch out the window.

You are now grappling Mitch in mid-air above a crowd of fangirls.

[Gatleos]

Crowd surf while continuing to grapple!

[Megaman]

Also initiate yelling one-liners.