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[Max White]

vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire

Got me Bram Stoker. You might be right.


Although I was sort of expecting Stephenie Meyer, but wish for dung and get beacon, and you don't argue.

EDIT: Ha!

vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf

Got me Meyer. So kids, if you to want to exploit millions of teenage girls for money, just have a book with lots of vampires and werewolves. Because every girl fell in live with Van Helsing.

[Cthulhu]

monstrous putrescent nethermost monstrous abysmal non-euclidean terror terror terror basalt cyclopean pillar menhir

Got HP Lovecraft.  It's all about word-choice.

[Max White]

Well, there is only one way to abuse this system to it's fullest.

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got Cory Doctorow. So now you know.

[Levi]

I apparently write like Harry Harrison.


I don't know who that is.

[Earthquake Damage]

herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp

Ernest Hemingway

hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr

Cory Doctorow

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Charles Dickens

I'm not sure this is the most accurate writing analysis I've ever seen.

[Max White]

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~William Gibson

Oh I don't know, it does the best it can.

[Cecilff2]

AFREEERYFGREUFY AFGREGGH FGEH GEH FJHJJJ.  YUYUAYRIH AHJAHAHA HIEORIJ, UERHU UFHFEIYYYYO.  SOIEUR 8 HGJKNNNNM SOSOIOOOP. AFREEERYFGREUFY AFGREGGH FGEH GEH FJHJJJ.  YUYUAYRIH AHJAHAHA HIEORIJ, UERHU UFHFEIYYYYO.  SOIEUR 8 HGJKNNNNM SOSOIOOOP.

could have been written by Ernest Hemmingway.


First chapter of a werewolf(mafia) game I hosted set in space got me Arthur Clarke.  Second got me James Joyce(I wrote ya a letter  ), though I don't know why.  Clarke again for day 3, Asimov for day 4, PG Wodehouse day 5, Dan Brown day 6, Clarke day 7, 8 and 9.

[Burnt Pies]

This got Arthur Clarke.

I would like to add that I didn't write this, it was a joke piece of coursework a friend of mine did.

[blackmagechill]

I submitted my sci-fi bullshit and got Cory Doctorow. That feels like an insult somehow.

[Ampersand]

"DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH"

Yields J. K. Rowling.

I've never read Harry Potter but that seems a bit off.

[Christes]

I entered The Last Question, by Isaac Asimov.  Evidently, Asimov writes like Arthur Clarke.

[Jackrabbit]

"DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH"

Yields J. K. Rowling.

I've never read Harry Potter but that seems a bit off.

It's really not.

[NewsMuffin]

Apparently I write like Cory Doctorow.
I entered this:

Heh heh.
My cousin started up a boat repair service, even though he knows next to nothing about vehicle repair.
He puts his phone number on the side of his truck, and people call him, and give him the details of their problem.
He then Google's how to fix it, and charges them $60 an hour.
He is my personal hero for this, and this alone.

But yeah, I recently uploaded a video to youtube telling my friend how dumb he is. He can't transfer files from one folder to another without coming crying to me for help.
Also, my father is retarded, and is worse than he is. I can't even watch him use to computer for fear that I'd throw up, or die of jamming my forehead into my brain.

And my sister and mother. They've both taken more computer classes than I have, and they both ask for my help on fixing their computer.
Seriously, I need to start charging them.

It's funny because Doctorow is a journalist and a science fiction writer, which is not far off of what I would like to go into.

EDIT:
NOOOOOO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I... MUST... NOT... VOMIT...

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A light. A bright white light. Cutting through the darkness, she could see salvation. She pulled with all of her might towards the light, but to no avail. A sharp pain flared in her side as she struggled in vain. The light grew brighter, and she could hear something, very distant. It sounded like... voices.
"Hello? Is there anyone down there?" The voices called hopefully.
She tried to shout, tried to make any noise at all, but all that came out was a wet, painful wheeze. The light grew larger still, coming away in chunks. The brightness almost consumed her after being in the dark for so long. However, the pain in her eyes was not nearly as great as the one in her side.
A figure covered the light, a dark silhouette contrasting the great brightness. She closed her eyes as something reached towards her.

This got the result of Stephanie Meyer.
I'm going to go cry now.

Also, I don't know where I'm going with that story, but it was fun to write.

[Bauglir]

You mention white, light, and darkness too often. Hence the result. I'm fairly sure that's it, anyway.

[Angel Of Death]

Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.

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I wrote this in. Apparantly, I'm just like H.P Lovecraft!