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Author Topic: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN  (Read 8224 times)

Max White

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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #105 on: April 14, 2011, 08:41:56 am »
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vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire vampire
Got me Bram Stoker. You might be right.


Although I was sort of expecting Stephenie Meyer, but wish for dung and get beacon, and you don't argue.

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vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf vampire werewolf
Got me Meyer. So kids, if you to want to exploit millions of teenage girls for money, just have a book with lots of vampires and werewolves. Because every girl fell in live with Van Helsing.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2011, 08:45:04 am by Max White »
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #106 on: April 14, 2011, 10:19:17 am »
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monstrous putrescent nethermost monstrous abysmal non-euclidean terror terror terror basalt cyclopean pillar menhir

Got HP Lovecraft.  It's all about word-choice.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #107 on: April 14, 2011, 10:21:24 am »
Well, there is only one way to abuse this system to it's fullest.

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got Cory Doctorow. So now you know.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #108 on: April 14, 2011, 10:23:55 am »
I apparently write like Harry Harrison.


I don't know who that is.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #109 on: April 14, 2011, 10:24:47 am »
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herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp
Ernest Hemingway

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hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr
Cory Doctorow

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Charles Dickens

I'm not sure this is the most accurate writing analysis I've ever seen.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #110 on: April 14, 2011, 10:26:52 am »
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~William Gibson

Oh I don't know, it does the best it can.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #111 on: April 14, 2011, 10:51:20 am »
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AFREEERYFGREUFY AFGREGGH FGEH GEH FJHJJJ.  YUYUAYRIH AHJAHAHA HIEORIJ, UERHU UFHFEIYYYYO.  SOIEUR 8 HGJKNNNNM SOSOIOOOP. AFREEERYFGREUFY AFGREGGH FGEH GEH FJHJJJ.  YUYUAYRIH AHJAHAHA HIEORIJ, UERHU UFHFEIYYYYO.  SOIEUR 8 HGJKNNNNM SOSOIOOOP.
could have been written by Ernest Hemmingway.


First chapter of a werewolf(mafia) game I hosted set in space got me Arthur Clarke.  Second got me James Joyce(I wrote ya a letter  ;) ), though I don't know why.  Clarke again for day 3, Asimov for day 4, PG Wodehouse day 5, Dan Brown day 6, Clarke day 7, 8 and 9.
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Unless of course they don't fit properly and your feet blister up like bubble wrap.
Oh ho ho, but don't try to return the shoes, because they won't take them back once you've worn them.
Especially if that fat pig Tony is at the desk.

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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2011, 11:22:10 am »
This got Arthur Clarke.

I would like to add that I didn't write this, it was a joke piece of coursework a friend of mine did.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2011, 12:53:36 pm »
I submitted my sci-fi bullshit and got Cory Doctorow. That feels like an insult somehow.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #114 on: April 14, 2011, 05:14:06 pm »
"DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH"

Yields J. K. Rowling.

I've never read Harry Potter but that seems a bit off.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #115 on: April 14, 2011, 07:24:53 pm »
I entered The Last Question, by Isaac Asimov.  Evidently, Asimov writes like Arthur Clarke.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #116 on: April 14, 2011, 07:43:30 pm »
Quote from: Ampersand on April 14, 2011, 05:14:06 pm
"DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH"

Yields J. K. Rowling.

I've never read Harry Potter but that seems a bit off.
It's really not.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #117 on: April 14, 2011, 10:47:23 pm »
Apparently I write like Cory Doctorow.
I entered this:
Quote from: NewsMuffin on April 14, 2011, 10:35:53 pm
Heh heh.
My cousin started up a boat repair service, even though he knows next to nothing about vehicle repair.
He puts his phone number on the side of his truck, and people call him, and give him the details of their problem.
He then Google's how to fix it, and charges them $60 an hour.
He is my personal hero for this, and this alone.

But yeah, I recently uploaded a video to youtube telling my friend how dumb he is. He can't transfer files from one folder to another without coming crying to me for help.
Also, my father is retarded, and is worse than he is. I can't even watch him use to computer for fear that I'd throw up, or die of jamming my forehead into my brain.

And my sister and mother. They've both taken more computer classes than I have, and they both ask for my help on fixing their computer.
Seriously, I need to start charging them.

It's funny because Doctorow is a journalist and a science fiction writer, which is not far off of what I would like to go into.

EDIT:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I... MUST... NOT... VOMIT...
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This got the result of Stephanie Meyer.
I'm going to go cry now.

Also, I don't know where I'm going with that story, but it was fun to write.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #118 on: April 14, 2011, 11:07:32 pm »
You mention white, light, and darkness too often. Hence the result. I'm fairly sure that's it, anyway.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #119 on: April 15, 2011, 12:59:10 am »
Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.

Any text in English will do: your latest blog post, journal entry, comment, chapter of your unfinished book, etc. For reliable results paste at least a few paragraphs (not tweets).

I wrote this in. Apparantly, I'm just like H.P Lovecraft!
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