Sorry I took so long, but... bleh. Kerbal Space Program was waaaay too fun.
Also, I just realized: I gave the Accurarwa recruits bonuses to spears, not shortswords! Duuur. And I gave the captain bonuses to Longswords, not axes. And the-You get the point, I screwed up a little. All are fixed in this turn hopefully. Also fixed is Asilidae's +2 bonus to defense from agility (which should only be +1).
And, holy god the block of text below is HUGE.
Group 1 [2 S, 1 B.] VS
Accurarwa Group 1 [2 VW, 6 W, 3 M, 1 S.]: [22] VS [29]
Group 1 kills the remaining very weak Accurarwa and 4 the weak ones, but is nearly wiped out. Higgern runs for Group 2.Group 2 [3 S, 1 VS, 1 B.] VS
Accurarwa Group 2 [5 VW, 4 W.]: [41] VS [18]
Group 2 finishes off the Accurarwa at the cost of 2 more strong members.Group 3 [5 M, 1 S.] VS
Accurarwa Group 3 [2 B.]: [16] VS [38]
Group 3 does poorly and only kills one Elite, at the cost of the entire group. Another friendly group down.Group 7 [2 S, 1 VS, 1 B.] VS
Accurarwa Group 7 [25 VW, 1 B.]: [38] VS [89]
Group 7 kills 12 very weak Accurarwa... but... dies in the process... DOSTRICHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Defeat is certain.
Accurarwa Sergeant 1
Accurarwa Recruit 2
Darin
Arzhog
Ashton
Accurarwa Sharpshooter 2
Accurarwa Recruit 3
Acridi
Accurarwa Recruit 5
Accurarwa Recruit 1
Grinite
Accurarwa Recruit 4
Accurarwa Recruit 7
Accurarwa Recruit 6
Tala
Nowan
Joseph
Accurarwa Captain
Accurarwa Sergeant 2
Accurarwa Sharpshooter 1
Darin's bad doesn't get an initiative roll since I forgot to roll. Also because the only action it has, since it has no orders, is to defend it's master.
Look at that fool with two shields. He deserves to die!
[1+1] VS [2-1] [Shield 1: Succeed]
The Sergeant makes an embarrassingly poor swing, but Nowan makes an even more embarrassing dodge... into the sword. Thankfully, he blocks in the nick of time.Nowan: Enchanted Aluminum Main hand Shield AHP -1. Now 7/12 AHP.That man in Enchanted Steel Armor looks dangerous. I should tie him up!
[4+1+1] VS [3] [Dam: 3-2]
Agile Ashton is not, as he takes a strike from the blade to the face. Thankfully, it only scratches his cheek.Ashton: -1 HP.
Ashton: +1 Defense skill.-2 penalty necrotic AoE on the Accurarwa.
[2-2+2]
You fumble around with a spell, but nothing happens. Thank goodness you're smart enough to avoid overpowering the parts that went wrong.-1 Chaos.Arzhog charges one of the sharpshooters headlong, Smashing his bottle into the Accurawa face for stun, then pummeling its head into its spine with the mace-tail
Specific targets are nice. They are different, you know.
[3
-1-1+1] VS [6+1]
You swing with your wine bottle, but you miss by a huge margin. Not deterred, you swing with your mace-tail. [4
-1-1-1] VS [6+1]
You also miss embarrassingly with your mace tail. You are beginning to doubt your lethality. Especially while drunk.Also, I realized I've forgotten two things: To define if the mace-tail was a mace or not and the radiation the mace-tail gives. But, in good will, I will say no to the former and ignore the latter up until this turn onward.
+4 Misc Object skill.
-1 Chaos.
+2 Chaos.Ashton struck at AR1, moving to sweep his legs to knock him down and then stab him when he fell.
[4-1+1] VS [2+1] [Damage: 1, no crit] [Shield: failed]
You sweep at his legs and knock him down. However, you only scratch his face, as you move your spear upwards while he tries--and fails--to protect himself with his shield.Accurarwa Recruit 1: -1 HP.
+2 Spear skill.Darn, someone is attacking my friend! GET HIM!
[2+1+1] VS [4+1] [Quick turn: failed] Arzhog barely dodges the speeding arrow that was aimed at his head.
Arzhog: +2 Defense skill.That man in Enchanted Steel Armor looks pretty easy considering how poorly he's doing. Javelin time!
[6-1] VS [5]
Ashton barely avoids being skewered as the Javelin scrapes loudly across his armor.Ashton: +3 Defense skill.
Ashton: Now Adept in Defense.Attack Draignean's target or a similar one if he kills it in one go.
[4-1-1+1] VS [4+1]
You swing wide and nearly smack Arzhog with your blade arm.+2 Wrestling skill.Lolololololololol blade-arm man fails. Javelin him.
[6-1] VS [6+1-1]
Acridi blinks and sees the Javelin with his name on it, and promptly swats the thing out of the way. After nearly having a heart attack.Acridi: +3 Defense skill.Ow! That bastard knocked me down! Get him!
[5+1] VS [1+1] [Dam: 4-2=2]
Ashton fumbles and feels a sharp pain as his leg is stabbed by the Recruit.Ashton: Enchanted Steel Armor AHP -1. Now 39/40 AHP.
Ashton: -1 HP.YEAAAAAHHHHH! Kill the leader!
[3-3+1+2] VS [1+1+1]
Grinite fumbles and his Platinum hammer swings wildly. He misses. His face is of mild disbelief.Spear man look at me wrong. Spear man must die.
[5+1] VS [3] [Dam:3-2]
Ashton feels a painful jab in his left shoulder.Ashton: -1 HP.
Ashton: +1 Defense skill.Wot wot, is some drunkard attacking my buddy fellow? That is positively disgusting! I should teach him some manners.
[6+1-1] VS [3+1] [Damage:2-2]
Arzhog steps to the left and hears some random scraping on his back. Hurgh?Arzhog: +1 Defense skill.That random dude with those messed up looking legs looks like an easy target.
[2-1] VS [2-6-2 Lul] [Dam: 5]
The Recruit throws horribly. Utterly horribly. However, Joseph can't move very well, and has no idea how to dodge, so naturally he takes the javelin right to the face.Joseph: Fancy Leather Armor AHP -1. Now 13/20 AHP.
Joseph: -4 HP.Start Shooting the Sharpshooters, with arrows-when I run out, switch to fire attacks.
Once again, please pick specific targets.
Also, only one ammo at a time.
[4+1-1] VS [4] [Dam: 3]
Your bolt catches the second Sharpshooter's left arm in the center. He barks in pain.Accurarwa Sharpshooter 2: Leather Armor AHP -1. Now 19/20 AHP.
Accurarwa Sharpshooter 2: -2 HP.
+2 Bow skill.Earth-made physical wall.
[1+1+2-2]
You attempt to raise the earth. You only manage to raise your hands.-1 Chaos.Cast an area wind spell over the accuwhatchamacallit group 5 with no difficulty modifiers.
They are quite the distance away--moreso now that they were moving to Group 7 before they were wiped out. Your spell will take a large penalty.
[3+1-1-2]
You make a small gust of wind and throw it at the group. It doesn't seem to have any effect. At all.-1 Chaos.Bark.
[6+2+2 holy crap] VS [3+1] [Shield: succeed] [Damage: 6+3]
A very, very loud clang is heard as Grinite blocks an extremely lethal blow with his shield. Many of you momentarily loose some of your hearing. Grinite looks extremely frightened for a few seconds.Grinite: Steel Shield AHP -9. Now 11/20 AHP.Look at all the fleshy mages and archers with their only protection being a man who can't even stand up. That guy in the bone robe looks particularity fleshy.
[4+1+1-2] VS [2] [Shield: succeed] [Dam: 4+1 ignore armor]
Darin never thought lead could be made into such a lethal weapon. His hand hurts severely as his shield takes a savage blow and breaks.Darin: Rib Shield DESTROYED.Oh god oh god oh god get that drunk away from me.
[4+1+2] VS [6+1] [Quick turn: succeed] [Dam: 2]
Arzhog dodges well, but suddenly the Sharpshooter turns and his arrow enters Arzhog's arm.Arzhog: Steel Armor AHP -1. Now 39/40 AHP.
Arzhog: -1 HP.Defensive Braaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnns.
[4+3] VS [5+1] [Dam: 1-1]
The undead bat does absolutely nothing as it's claws scrape across the Sergeant's armor.Suddenly, you hear Ilos scream. "Everyone, GET OUTTA HERE!
RUN!"
Be Unconscious.
Ponies.
+3 HP.
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Topic: The Westlands RTD: Turn 42: Final "Turn". Game ended. (Read 157569 times)