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Author Topic: Best Goblin Execution?  (Read 20522 times)

Sarda

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Re: Best Goblin Execution?
« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2011, 08:37:23 pm »

Mod in a new way to make barrels from corpses and a drink made from blood. Brew their own blood in barrels made of their own skin and bone.
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« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2011, 09:30:56 pm »

Mod in a new way to make barrels from corpses and a drink made from blood. Brew their own blood in barrels made of their own skin and bone.
"Tru Blood"

Bone Barrels full of blood, with +Goblin meat roast+

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« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2011, 09:33:19 pm »

Mod in the brew to cause a necrosis syndrome after a time. At this stage, make it+ the barrel material explode. With the pieces of barrel causing paralysis in whatever it hits. Sell it to elf caravans and watch them die horribly halfway off the map. Or punish nobles with it.
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« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2011, 09:38:16 pm »

Mod in the brew to cause a necrosis syndrome after a time. At this stage, make it+ the barrel material explode. With the pieces of barrel causing paralysis in whatever it hits. Sell it to elf caravans and watch them die horribly halfway off the map. Or punish nobles with it.
Or have a barrel that takes about 5 seconds after leaving the fortress (Which is 47 degrees flat), then have it ignite outside (50+ degrees) in an elf caravan. Booze power!

Wouldn't be hard, but it'd have to be an underground tree such as goblin-cap or fungiwood.

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« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2011, 09:39:01 pm »

But that's not made form the still-alive and agonized bodies of goblins and elves. Also elves won't accept wood, will they?
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« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2011, 09:42:38 pm »

But that's not made form the still-alive and agonized bodies of goblins and elves. Also elves won't accept wood, will they?
No  :(

How about humans? >:D

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« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2011, 09:54:24 pm »

I got this. Custom reaction. ! live captive-> 1 live "living bottle of bloodbeer" or whatever. Its body is a bottle, its blood the alcohol. Make its tissues explode at 50 degrees Urist after a bit  and trade to elves. Blood boils into miasma or something, causing necrosis, and bone/skin explodes, causes paralysis.

Fakeedit: OH GOD WE'RE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. WE FORGOT TO INCLUDE MAGMA! WE'RE BASTARDS I TELL YOU! BASTARDS!!
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« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2011, 10:45:35 pm »

I got this. Custom reaction. ! live captive-> 1 live "living bottle of bloodbeer" or whatever. Its body is a bottle, its blood the alcohol. Make its tissues explode at 50 degrees Urist after a bit  and trade to elves. Blood boils into miasma or something, causing necrosis, and bone/skin explodes, causes paralysis.

Fakeedit: OH GOD WE'RE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. WE FORGOT TO INCLUDE MAGMA! WE'RE BASTARDS I TELL YOU! BASTARDS!!
How about blood is booze (Which is explosive), and the container ignites at 50 degrees? Boooooom.

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« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2011, 10:55:01 pm »

Yeah, custom booze that reacts with 50 urists to make explosion, magma/SMR, and deadly dust/gas?
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« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2011, 11:42:28 pm »

Yeah, custom booze that reacts with 50 urists to make explosion, magma/SMR, and deadly dust/gas?

Custom booze that reacts at 50 urists to cause explosion (with syndromes), that turns into modded magma which causes a DIFFERENT syndrome that releases a gas that causes a THIRD syndrome?

Poor Urist McHauler...
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« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2011, 07:52:46 am »

McHauler will be fine, inside the fort is 47 degrees and the only time it leaves is to trade it to elves.
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« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2011, 08:50:26 am »

I once had a overly complicated dwarven way of killing my prisonners.

I would build all the cages in a walled area, place a support in the middle of said aread, and link the cages to a lever. Then I linked the support to a lever, and built a roof resting on the support. This bit was actually not straightforward since I didn't want the walls to support the roof.

Then you can guess, I would release the goblins in the walled enclosure and collapse the roof on the heads.

Worked well enough, but I eventually realised that the cave in was destroying the wooden cages (or some, at least), and wood was in short supply on that map.

I stopped the cave-in part, and pumped water in the walled area with the roof on top. Funny to see the goblins safe in the immersed cages, then flick the lever and watch them drown. Pity about the lack of blood though ...

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« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2011, 10:12:15 am »

I once had a overly complicated dwarven way of killing my prisonners.

I would build all the cages in a walled area, place a support in the middle of said aread, and link the cages to a lever. Then I linked the support to a lever, and built a roof resting on the support. This bit was actually not straightforward since I didn't want the walls to support the roof.

Then you can guess, I would release the goblins in the walled enclosure and collapse the roof on the heads.

Worked well enough, but I eventually realised that the cave in was destroying the wooden cages (or some, at least), and wood was in short supply on that map.

I stopped the cave-in part, and pumped water in the walled area with the roof on top. Funny to see the goblins safe in the immersed cages, then flick the lever and watch them drown. Pity about the lack of blood though ...
That seems pretty good, keeps the FPS high and all that.

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Re: Best Goblin Execution?
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2011, 10:16:48 am »

My favorite way is to drop my entire fortress on the goblins. Kamikaze!
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Re: Best Goblin Execution?
« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2011, 10:28:58 am »

McHauler will be fine, inside the fort is 47 degrees and the only time it leaves is to trade it to elves.

Not for me, my Depot is outside :(
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