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/help

Spoiler: Current List of Commands (click to show/hide)

Look (<x>) Object <x> is described in more detail.
Help (<x>) Displays help for object <x>. <x> can be a command as well.
CheckATT (<x>) Lists the five highest tasks for object <x>.
CheckINV (<x>) Lists all the items in object <x>'s inventory.
AddATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) Adds task <y> to object <x>'s task list. Task <y> starts with <n> points.
RaiseATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) The task <y> is increased by <n> ATT points for object <x>.
LowerATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) The task <y> is decreased by <n> ATT points for object <x>.
AddINV (<x>.<y>) Adds item <y> into object <x>'s inventory.
Light (<x>.<c>.<l>) Creates a light at position <x>, with colour or wavelenght <c>, with an illumenice of <l> lux.
CheckCHEM (<x>) Check the rate of object <x>'s chemical processes.
ChangeCHEM (<x>.<y>) Change object <x>'s chemical processes to <y> times normal.
Say (<string>) Say <string> out loud.
Whisper (<string>.<x>) Say <string> so that only object <x> may hear.
Veto (<command>) Veto a command. If more people veto a command than approve it, the command will not be used. You cannot veto Approve or Veto commands.
Approve (<command>) Approve a command. If more people approve a command than veto it, the command will be used. You cannot approve Veto or Approve commands.
Scatter (<x>) Moves object <x> in a random direction. Object <x> must weight less than 0.5Kg.
Push (<x>.<y>) Applies enough force to object <x> to move it in direction <y> by 1 m/s, assuming a frictionless, gravityless environment. Any forces acting upon the object may cause it to move less then 1 m/s.
Move (<x>.<y>) Moves object <x> to position <y>. Enough force would be appilied to overcome air resistance or gravity.
Gust (<x>.<y>) A gust of wind moving at 24 kilometers per hour moves from position <x> to position <y>. The gust lasts for approximently one second.
Seal (<x>) Prevents object <x> from being opened/moved.
Unseal (<x>) Allows object <x> to be opened/moved.
Lock (<command>) Prevents <command> from being deleted. <command> must have a permanent effect for it to be locked.
Unlock (<command>) Allows <command> to be deleted. You can only unlock commands that have been locked by proponents.
Silence (<x>) Object <x> will not generate any sound waves. Only proponents can unsilence silenced objects. NOTE: Object <x> could still cause other objects to produce noise.
Unsilence (<x>) Object <x> will generate any sound waves once more. Only proponents can unsilence silenced objects.
Delete (<command>) Deletes <command> and all its effects. <command> must have a permanent effect, and not be locked.
VoteMUTE (<x>) Creates a new vote to mute proponent <x>. If the vote passes, proponent <x> is banned from using the whisper or say commands for one IUD (In Universe Day.)
VoteYES (<x>) Vote yes to vote <x>.
VoteNO (<x>) Vote no to vote <x>.
ClearRAM (<x>) The RAM is checked for needless entries, and removes them, freeing up RAM for other tasks. Up to <x>% of the RAM will be cleared. WARNING: 20% of CPU cycles and 10% of the RAM is needed at one time for this command to run. If the amount of CPU cycles or RAM is not available, the command will take longer to complete.
DrainCPU (<x>) The CPU is checked for needless cycles, and removes them, freeing up CPU cycles for other tasks. Up to <x>% of the CPU cycles will be drained for use. WARNING: 20% of CPU cycles and 15% of the RAM is needed at one time for this command to run. If the amount of CPU cycles or RAM is not available, the command will take longer to complete.

More commands may be added as candidate testing progress advances.

AddINV Area around Soltesz: ball lightning.

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>Whisper to Marlon (You sure as hell won't be able to get the ammo from anyone in this country, that's for sure.
Well, go ahead and test the weapons on these targets.)
>AddINV TheRoomMarlonIsIn.TwoWoodenDummies

Marlon looks at the dummies.

Marlon: "I do have my own targets, you know."

Marlon walks over to the door to his office, and opens it. He yells at those outside to prepare the firing range, handing the RPK and the Flammenwerfer to the guard outside. Marlon walks back to his desk.

Marlon: "Now, what exactly do you want out of this deal?"

>ChangeChem.Soltesz(4.0)
>Delete.RopeBindingSolteszHands
>AddATT.Handmaidens(Kill Lady Andrea.1 000 000 000)

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>Whisper.LadyAndrea(aefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmaghaaefiarfguipazerharhgazfhkzajherklmagha)

Lady Andrea grunts in annoyance.

>Whisper.Soltesz(Run, run for the escape!)

Soltesz whispers: "How? I'm still tied up here."

>whisper allhandmaidens (Syn err **99 jillkanghsklahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdlf;hafiehwaoidhfdakffhakldsckzn,vnxzvhfauhheihshdjghjhguehrughsjfdhgshruoghseuhdfghdfuhgieorhgurhgihfuighifhgeruiheirhguhigofdhgidfhsioghdisghriririhihfhgfhishfihgihrihgihfihgirhgihfihgihrirhihfgihfhgirihAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

The handmaidens remain focused.

[ggamer]

Is the entire room magic-fied? or just the area around the maidens and lady andrea?

>AddINV LadyAnrea'sroom (Aperture science turret)

[Phantom]

>Whisper to Marlon (I just want to see your opinions of the weapons and if you'd change your mind about my idea about arming some of your men with those to fight the Crazies. If you don't, well, at least I got a survivor from Wieserlue or something to get someone else to do it.)

>Say (Well, Madame Andrea, at least you're killing the guy I don't particularly care for. If you wish to kill him, I'd suggest barbed wire torture and then salting of the flesh. And then you could remove his kidneys.)

[USEC_OFFICER]

>AddINV LadyAnrea'sroom (Aperture science turret)

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>Whisper to Marlon (I just want to see your opinions of the weapons and if you'd change your mind about my idea about arming some of your men with those to fight the Crazies. If you don't, well, at least I got a survivor from Wieserlue or something to get someone else to do it.)

Marlon: "Which one? The soldier with both of his legs, I hope."

>Say (Well, Madame Andrea, at least you're killing the guy I don't particularly care for. If you wish to kill him, I'd suggest barbed wire torture and then salting of the flesh. And then you could remove his kidneys.)

Lady Andrea laughs.

Lady Andrea: "As much as it would amuse me, these things must be done properly."

She pauses for a few seconds.

Lady Andrea: "Yes, I am quite sure. My mind is made up. Now then, to business. Marina, Neves. step forward."

Two handmaidens who, unlike the others, are fully clothed step forward, out of the mist. They curtsy.

Lady Andrea: "Take this piece of tile. Its power should remain long enough to shield you and the sacrifice from the angels."

One of the handmaidens steps forward, disappearing in the gloom.

Neves: "Thank you, mother."

She comes back in a few seconds, smoothing her dress.

Marina and Neves roughly pull Soltesz to his feet. Standing to either side of him, the three of them start walking out of the room, and into the hallway. Soltesz chafes in their grip.

[Ochita]

GUYS
Gale: outside of hallway into lady andrea's room.

[Phantom]

>Whisper to Marlon (Sadly, I got Pankraz, the one without legs.)

Requesting permission from other users to transplant a Human into Lady Andrea's Castle thing.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Here's something that may be useful, in preventing meddling by the opponents:

>function LockATT.(Subject.ATT.$x){
    a:
    $att = CheckATT Subject.ATT;
    if ($att > $x){
       for ($i = $att; $i <= $x; $i++) {
          AddATT Subject.ATT.1;
       }
       goto a;
    } elseif ($att < $x){
       for ($i = $att; $i >= $x; $i--) {
          LowerATT Subject.ATT.1;
       }
       goto a;
    } else {
       goto a;
    }
 }

Hopefully, it's readable and doesn't cause too much memory boosting

[Sheb]

Well, they've got some kind of tile protecting them.

Whisper.Soltesz(They've got a tile protecting them from anything we can do. If you find a way to kick it out of their hands, we'll save you.)

[Jerick]

>Do{
whisper NevesandMarina (Syn err*9illkanghsklahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdlf;hafiehwaoidhfdakffhakldsckzn,vnxzvhfauhheihshdjghjhguehrughsjfdhgshruoghseuhdfghdfuhgieorhgurhgihfuighifhjkabh;ksahf';oi93wu[o;DKSNJHFU2PIF'C\/BZLGD29839UFHBSLVXY['[2kj1o930ugevgybx.mp9238hgup'ASS0-]U9YHGRYVFUOEKHSC908Y7G2YVBUOIQ'AS[PI9UX[Y8G7-2OPAYHBDSNHj[hoijhohihuih;iuhaoihpuiguoiho[iha;d'diha;lj'9[hjn;'phHUVDBSKH.WVGk:lLvY;OEFKHBGEYOLAIUYCGYWHBL3QS8GCuopyI7TG3OYLKQIAYKGSY,Bgu7yihukgyfsga8o3iuhga7iohy398qhacBjillkanghsklahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdlf;hafiehwaoidhfdakffhakldsckzn,vnxzvhfauhheihshdjghjhguehrughsjfdhgshruoghseuhdfghdfuhgieorhgurhgihfuighifhjkabh;ksahf';oi93wu[o;DKSNJHFU2PIF'CBZLGD29839UFHBSLVXY['[2kj1o930ugevgybx.mp9238hgup'ASS0-]U9YHGRYVFUOEKHSJZC908Y7G2YVBUOIQ'AS[PI9UX[Y8G7-2OPAYHBDSNHj[hoijhohihuih;iuhaoihpuiguoiho[iha;d'diha;lj'9[hjn;'phHUVDBSKH.WVGk:lLvY;OEFKHBGEYOLAIUYCGYWHBL3QS8GCuopyI7TG3OYLKQIAYKGSY,Bgu7yihukgyfsga8o3iuhga7iohy398qhacB)
}while(SV<60 AND OTG<60);

So how many times will this peice of code run in a single second?
We can only find out.

[Sheb]

Actually, what command can go through the tile? We know that whisper and say can, but what about the others?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Gale: outside of hallway into lady andrea's room.

Error: Gale is not a valid command. Please enter a valid command.

>Whisper to Marlon (Sadly, I got Pankraz, the one without legs.)

Marlon sighs.

Marlon: "Did you try to enlist the aid of the other survivor? I'm sure that Pankraz knows where he is."

>function LockATT.(Subject.ATT.$x){
    a:
    $att = CheckATT Subject.ATT;
    if ($att > $x){
       for ($i = $att; $i <= $x; $i++) {
          AddATT Subject.ATT.1;
       }
       goto a;
    } elseif ($att < $x){
       for ($i = $att; $i >= $x; $i--) {
          LowerATT Subject.ATT.1;
       }
       goto a;
    } else {
       goto a;
    }
 }

Function LockATT has been accepted by the moderators.
One warning: LockATT may have prohibitive CPU and RAM usages.

Whisper.Soltesz(They've got a tile protecting them from anything we can do. If you find a way to kick it out of their hands, we'll save you.)

Soltesz quickly looks at the handmaiden's free hands.

Soltesz: "Um, I don't see the tile."

whisper NevesandMarina (Syn err*9illkanghsklahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdlf;hafiehwaoidhfdakffhakldsckzn,vnxzvhfauhheihshdjghjhguehrughsjfdhgshruoghseuhdfghdfuhgieorhgurhgihfuighifhjkabh;ksahf';oi93wu[o;DKSNJHFU2PIF'C\/BZLGD29839UFHBSLVXY['[2kj1o930ugevgybx.mp9238hgup'ASS0-]U9YHGRYVFUOEKHSC908Y7G2YVBUOIQ'AS[PI9UX[Y8G7-2OPAYHBDSNHj[hoijhohihuih;iuhaoihpuiguoiho[iha;d'diha;lj'9[hjn;'phHUVDBSKH.WVGk:lLvY;OEFKHBGEYOLAIUYCGYWHBL3QS8GCuopyI7TG3OYLKQIAYKGSY,Bgu7yihukgyfsga8o3iuhga7iohy398qhacBjillkanghsklahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdlf;hafiehwaoidhfdakffhakldsckzn,vnxzvhfauhheihshdjghjhguehrughsjfdhgshruoghseuhdfghdfuhgieorhgurhgihfuighifhjkabh;ksahf';oi93wu[o;DKSNJHFU2PIF'CBZLGD29839UFHBSLVXY['[2kj1o930ugevgybx.mp9238hgup'ASS0-]U9YHGRYVFUOEKHSJZC908Y7G2YVBUOIQ'AS[PI9UX[Y8G7-2OPAYHBDSNHj[hoijhohihuih;iuhaoihpuiguoiho[iha;d'diha;lj'9[hjn;'phHUVDBSKH.WVGk:lLvY;OEFKHBGEYOLAIUYCGYWHBL3QS8GCuopyI7TG3OYLKQIAYKGSY,Bgu7yihukgyfsga8o3iuhga7iohy398qhacB)

The handmaidens ignore the blubbering.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

guys, we must recruit pancraz's pall, and equip him properly to go rescue soltesz, meanwhile can we create a stupidly bright light in sight of the maidens to delay whatever they're going to do to soltesz?

[Phantom]

>Whisper to Marlon (No, and my allies are a bit more focused on making Pankraz a bit more portable. Like making him a personal cart or something. Anyway, may I know who that survivor is? And are you going to test out those weapons?)

>Whisper to Handmaiden'sGuardingSoltesz (Hello ladies. Well, don't expect me to try anything except make conversation. Has Madame Andrea been nice to you over the years? Would you have expected anything different if you were kept by your original parents?
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Oh and one more thing, how is Fränze?)

>Whisper to Nickolaus Evelyn and Hiltraud Jördis (Sorry to bother you, but have you ever had a daughter that was abandoned at an early age? By the name of Fränze Liesel or something?)

[ggamer]

Woah.
Okay.

>Whisper to Marlon (No, and my allies are a bit more focused on making Pankraz a bit more portable. Like making him a personal cart or something. Anyway, may I know who that survivor is? And are you going to test out those weapons?)

>Whisper to Handmaiden'sGuardingSoltesz (Hello ladies. Well, don't expect me to try anything except make conversation. Has Madame Andrea been nice to you over the years? Would you have expected anything different if you were kept by your original parents?
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Oh and one more thing, how is Fränze?)

>Whisper to Nickolaus Evelyn and Hiltraud Jördis (Sorry to bother you, but have you ever had a daughter that was abandoned at an early age? By the name of Fränze Liesel or something?)

Tentatively >APPROVE

Phantom, you better be using those fucking KGB contacts wisely, we're already in deep water as-is.

[Phantom]

Er, you know I'm just winging it, right!?