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Author Topic: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.  (Read 27665 times)

Zrk2

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 20- Espionage Time!
« Reply #196 on: June 03, 2011, 08:57:36 pm »

Turn 21- The Fearless Fool.

Dermonster
TO THE SEWERS THEN!
[6] The next day arrives and you hop onto the back of a horse and head to the castle. You get there without
anyone seeing you, you can even spot the sewer grate from right here!

Taricus
Throw the log at the castle!
[6] You throw the log at the castle, you hear a loud thud and the gate for the castle falls over. Either
your extremely strong or they used plywood for the gate. Due to the guards being distracted anyone who attempts to
sneak in gets a +1 to that roll!

FuzzyZergling
Impersonate a bandit which is impersonating an adventurer.
By which I mean, walk right into the castle.

[2+1=3] Due to everyone being distracted by a random log flying through the gate, you sneak into the castle.
Some guards spot you and start walking towards you...

Jack AT
Hum the Mission Impossible theme and ESPIONAGE!
[4+1=5] You hum the Mission Impossible theme and step inside, no one seems to have noticed you enter. You see
a large set of stairs leading up into the main part of the castle.

KaguroDraven
Impersonate a bandit which is impersonating an adventurer.
By which I mean, walk right into the castle.

[3+1=4] You walk into the castle, no one seems to have noticed you yet. You instantly notice that the houses
outside the main part of the castle are made of sticks and stone, while the castle itself seems to be made of gold
and diamonds, huh.

Zrk2
Get my swag on and march to the castle.
[6+1=7] You walk right into the castle, no one notices you. You then walk right past the guards and into the castle's keep.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 20- Espionage Time!
« Reply #198 on: June 03, 2011, 09:17:39 pm »

Impersonate Robert, the bandit.
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Taricus

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 21- The Fearless Fool
« Reply #199 on: June 03, 2011, 09:49:27 pm »

Enter the castle.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 21- The Fearless Fool
« Reply #200 on: June 04, 2011, 01:31:31 am »

Enter the castle and go to the king, steal valuable things when no one is looking and hide them in my theives bag.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 21- The Fearless Fool
« Reply #201 on: June 04, 2011, 01:40:11 am »

Search for traps and secret doors!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 21- The Fearless Fool
« Reply #202 on: June 04, 2011, 11:14:04 pm »

INTO THE SEWERS!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 21- The Fearless Fool
« Reply #203 on: June 05, 2011, 02:24:08 pm »

Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally

Zrk2
Enter and look for the King.

Took me way to long to think of using that.
[5] You enter the castle, undetected of course and you begin looking for the king. You suspect it will take a long time to find hi-
oh look there he is on his throne. He is a tall burly looking man with three giant swords on his back, his eyes sparkle, and you feel
immediately attracted to him, wait what?

FuzzyZergling
Impersonate Robert, the bandit.
[2] You try to impersonate Robert the bandit, but it seems impersonating a bandit impersonating an adventurer is alot harder
than it seems. A few guards spot you and start running towards you. You run into the main part of the castle, you see Zrk2 right ahead of you.

Taricus
Enter the castle.
[4] You enter the castle, you find yourself right next to FuzzyZergling and Zrk2. Your starting to realize that the GM probally
wants you all to kill the boss for this forum so he can change the setting, or something.

KaguroDraven
Enter the castle and go to the king, steal valuable things when no one is looking and hide them in my theives bag.
[3] You enter the castle, you also find yourself convienently next to Taricus, FuzzyZergling, and Zrk2. You spot a nice looking
painting on the wall. You pull it off the wall and attempt to put it in your bag, but it won't fit. A few guards notice you trying
to fit a painting in your bag and start running towards you waving their swords around.

JackAT
Search for traps and secret doors!
[6] Also finding yourself next to everyone you start looking for traps and or secret doors. You notice a invisible trap set up right infront of you!
It seems to be a high level magical freeze trap, they know you were coming! You immediately dispell it, it should be safe for everyone to go forward now.

Dermonster
INTO THE SEWERS!
[4] You jump into the sewers, dear god it smells horrible in here. After a few minutes of wading around in shit, you find an
opening above you. You climb up and find yourself next to everyone, huh.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.
« Reply #204 on: June 05, 2011, 02:26:29 pm »

KILL THEM ALL! IN CONTEXT TOO! NO SUE STANDING!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.
« Reply #205 on: June 05, 2011, 03:38:50 pm »

Backstab his head off while the others are distracting him.
Yeah, I'm his sure about the anatomy of that, but I figure it's worth a shot.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.
« Reply #206 on: June 05, 2011, 03:50:57 pm »

Go off and look for a treasure room!
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.
« Reply #207 on: June 05, 2011, 07:37:13 pm »

CHOP HIS HEAD OFF!

I've got nothing...
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.
« Reply #208 on: June 05, 2011, 09:40:50 pm »

KICK SOME BOSS ASS
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.
« Reply #209 on: June 05, 2011, 09:41:47 pm »

Throw the painting at the guards then stab the king with poisoned daggers. Yell "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" for irony.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu
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