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Author Topic: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.  (Read 27442 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 18- Viva la Resistance!
« Reply #180 on: May 30, 2011, 03:30:02 pm »

Cliche or not, we're storming a castle! Woooo!
Accept mission!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 18- Viva la Resistance!
« Reply #181 on: May 30, 2011, 06:20:10 pm »

Loot the bodies.  That is to say, take a body as loot.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 18- Viva la Resistance!
« Reply #182 on: June 01, 2011, 06:11:54 pm »

Turn 19- Oh look, convienent plothook.

Taricus
Pick up log and CHARGE!
[4] You pick up the log and charge! Then you realize that there are no bandits around, you also realize you somehow managed to pick
up a big log.

FuzzyZergling
Search the camp for plot hooks stuff.
[5] You begin look for some plo- stuff in the camp. You find a letter, you begin to read...

Dear Robert,

We need your group of four back at the castle as soon as possible, arrive in adventurer gear to ward off suspcion.

Signed, the King.

Oh look how convienent.

Zrk2
'A daring test of our fortitude against the endless legions of death?!That's a bit cliche, dontchano?
[4] You tell him that thats kinda cliche, he tells you that you won't be storming the gates, but going in through the sewers. Now you wish you didn't ask...


KaguroDraven
Search for loot Mr.Roach might have missed.
[6] Nope doesn't seem theres anything here. Oh look theres a chest, you open it up and look inside. You find a dagger encrusted in jewels, SCORE!

Dermonster
Cliche or not, we're storming a castle! Woooo!
Accept mission!
[3] You accept the mission, he tells you that you have a day to prepare then they'll sneak you in. Unfortunately since supplies are sparse,
they can't give you anything.

Jack AT
Loot the bodies.  That is to say, take a body as loot.
[3] You would take a corpse, but unfortunately you don't have infinite carrying space. This reminds you of a game you know...

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 19- Oh look, convienent plothook.
« Reply #183 on: June 01, 2011, 06:14:25 pm »

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Fuck I dunno, go look for useful plants until the time arrives.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 19- Oh look, convienent plothook.
« Reply #184 on: June 01, 2011, 06:21:23 pm »

DANCE MORE!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 19- Oh look, convienent plothook.
« Reply #185 on: June 01, 2011, 06:29:28 pm »

Show the others the letter; imply that we should get our espionage on.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 19- Oh look, convienent plothook.
« Reply #186 on: June 01, 2011, 06:33:33 pm »

STORM THE CASTLE WITH THE LOG!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 19- Oh look, convienent plothook.
« Reply #188 on: June 01, 2011, 10:52:12 pm »

Attempt to act like the greedy rogue on the team to sneak into the castle as a bandit
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 19- Oh look, convienent plothook.
« Reply #189 on: June 02, 2011, 05:47:26 pm »

Turn 20- Espionage Time!

Dermonster
...

Fuck I dunno, go look for useful plants until the time arrives.
[5] You decide to search for useful plants while waiting, after a few hours of foraging in the forest you find a plant that you believe
causes the body to become paralyzed when ingested.

Jack AT
DANCE MORE!
[3] You do a little shuffle.

FuzzyZergling
Show the others the letter; imply that we should get our espionage on.
[5] You show the others the letter and imply you should get your espionage on, they all agree and plan on doing so next turn.

Taricus
STORM THE CASTLE WITH THE LOG!
[1] You decide the best course of action now would be to STORM THE CASTLE WITH THE LOG! You run forward and trip, with the log
landing on top of you, ouch.

Zrk2
Make certain that I look like a true adventurer.
[4] You already do, well that was easy.

KaguroDraven
Attempt to act like the greedy rogue on the team to sneak into the castle as a bandit
[3] Well you already got that down, you've been studying for that role all of your life.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 20- Espionage Time!
« Reply #190 on: June 02, 2011, 05:49:25 pm »

TO THE SEWERS THEN!
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Taricus

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 20- Espionage Time!
« Reply #191 on: June 02, 2011, 05:51:07 pm »

Throw the log at the castle!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 20- Espionage Time!
« Reply #192 on: June 02, 2011, 06:18:32 pm »

Impersonate a bandit which is impersonating an adventurer.
By which I mean, walk right into the castle.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 20- Espionage Time!
« Reply #193 on: June 02, 2011, 06:24:38 pm »

Hum the Mission Impossible theme and ESPIONAGE!
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 20- Espionage Time!
« Reply #194 on: June 02, 2011, 06:49:58 pm »

Impersonate a bandit which is impersonating an adventurer.
By which I mean, walk right into the castle.

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Because I can"-WolfTengu
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