You are a forum-goer, but more specifically you are a (INSERT CLASS NAME HERE). You have quiet a few friends on a certain troll free forum and you enjoy the time you spend on there.
You and your fellow forum-goer friends all recently recieved an email inviting them to a Bay12 IRC party.
#BAY12 CHATLOG
**Taricus has joined the chatroom.
**Dermonster has joined the chatroom.
**FuzztheRoach has joined the chatroom.
**Kaguro Draven has joined the chatroom.
**RodlenJack has joined the chatroom.
**Zrk2 has joined the chatroom.
FM: GREETINGS HUMANOID CREATURES.
Zrk2: Ah, he must be the
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBadDermonser: Or he can be the
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggerBadFM: SHUT UP HUMANOIDS.
**FM has silenced everyone.
FM: AS I WAS SAYING, GREETINGS HUMANOID CREATURES.
FM: I AM THE FORUM MASTER, AND YOU WILL ALL PARTAKE IN AN EXPERIMENT,
RodlenJack: Forum Master? What are you some kind of GM?
FM: WHAT, NO. I THOUGHT I SILENCED YOU, ANYWAYS YOU WILL ALL BE TRANSPORTED INTO THE INTERNET TO ENTERTAIN ME.
FM: MOST OF YOU WILL DIE, ACTUALLY ALL OF YOU.
FM: YOU WILL ALL BE UPLOADED WITH BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF HACKING, BEING SOCIAL, NARRATIVES, AND WHAT YOU HUMANS SEEM TO CALL "TROLLING".
FM: LET THE UPLOAD COMMENCE.
Then a blue beam of light shoots out of your computer screen, what happens next is pretty much a rip-off of tron with the part where the guy gets beamed into the computer. Your eyes roll into the back of your head and you are knocked unconscious by an unkown force.
You slowly open your eyes, the first thing you notice is that your wearing some kind of jumpsuit with some kind of GPS looking device lodged into your arm, you seem to be in some kind of city. But the buildings look terribly constructed, with cracked walls and tall buildings swaying back and forth.
FM: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, THIS IS YOUR FIRST TEST.
FM: YOUR GOAL IS TO DESTROY THE ADMIN OF THIS FORUM, THE ONE KNOWN AS L33T GAMER PRO.
You ask what the name of this forum is.
FM: THIS IS A GAMING FORUM KNOWN AS UBER LEET GAMERZ PROZ, IT IS RUN BY A SMALL HALF SIZED HUMANOID CREATURE.
Seems like your stuck here until you get a chance to escape. You take a look at your surroundings and see that your are in a small room with a sign that say's "WELCOME TO THE UB3R L33T FORUM DUDE, LOG IN TO SEE TEH EPICNESS.".
Looks like you have to log in to continue, but you can't even find a register button! This forum is terribly designed and the walls around you look like they could be knocked down if someone sneezed.
What do you do?