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Author Topic: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.  (Read 27669 times)

Bdthemag

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Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.
« on: March 25, 2011, 08:16:37 pm »

In this amazing RTD you play 6 forum-goers who one day are sucked into the internet! You will fight trolls, idiots, and even kid admins as you try to escape the internet!

Dice Systen
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Classes
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Skills and what they do
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Forum Types
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I will accept 6 players, only 1 hacker. The rest are unlimited.

Character Template
Forum Nickname-
Class-
Appearance-


Character List
1.
Forum Nickname- Dermonster
Class- Troper
Appearance- Look to my avatar.
Bio- Nah.
2.
Forum Nickname- Taricus
Class- Socialite
Appearance- Use my avatar

3.
Forum Nickname- FuzzTheRoach
Class- Lurker
Appearance- A purple, green, and orange Roach. (The Star][Craft unit, not the bug.)

4.
Forum Nickname-Kaguro Draven
Class-Lurker
Appearance- Look at the Avatar, AKA Mikos from LFG.


5.
Forum Nickname- RodlenJack
Class-Hacker
Appearance- Tall, slim man in trenchcoat and nice hat.
6.
Nickname: Zrk2
Class: Troper
Appearance: My avatar FTW


Waiting List
1.
Name: Mcclay
Class: Troll
apperance: An Anymous
Bio: Was a high ranking Member of anymous and lead several raids

2.
Name: Exkirby
Class: Socialite
Appearance:  A Microvolt C.H.I.P
Bio: He's not gay, he's british.


« Last Edit: June 05, 2011, 02:24:34 pm by Bdthemag »
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 08:20:31 pm »

Hmm, lets give it a go.


Forum Nickname- Dermonster
Class- Troper
Appearance- Look to my avatar.
Bio- Nah.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2011, 08:21:14 pm »

Forum Nickname- Taricus
Class- Socialite
Appearance- Use my avatar
Bio- ?
« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 08:32:05 pm by Taricus »
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2011, 08:22:42 pm »

You will be transported into the internet, so you do have a physical form of some sort. Also the bio is optional, since I realized thats stupid in an rtd like this.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 08:24:20 pm by Bdthemag »
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2011, 08:57:00 pm »

Forum Nickname- FuzzTheRoach
Class- Lurker
Appearance- A purple, green, and orange Roach. (The Star][Craft unit, not the bug.)

Is that fine, or does the appearance have to be human?
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 09:00:12 pm »

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Forum Nickname-Kaguro Draven
Class-Lurker
Appearance- Look at the Avatar, AKA Mikos from LFG.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 09:10:42 pm »

Human would be prefered to make things more easy to describe but anything is accepted.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 09:12:13 pm »

Forum Nickname- RodlenJack
Class-Hacker
Appearance- Tall, slim man in trenchcoat and nice hat.
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FUCK YOU JACK
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet!
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2011, 09:14:03 pm »

Nickname: Zrk2
Class: Troper
Appearance: My avatar FTW

So a troping guy with a BFS, best interwebber EVAR.
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! All slots full!
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2011, 09:18:13 pm »

Intro will be up shortly.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! All slots full!
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2011, 09:20:29 pm »

Make sure to put it in a new post so we know when it is here. Lost quite a lot of time in other RTD's from unnoticed edits.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 0- IT BEGINS
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2011, 09:45:15 pm »

You are a forum-goer, but more specifically you are a (INSERT CLASS NAME HERE). You have quiet a few friends on a certain troll free forum and you enjoy the time you spend on there.
You and your fellow forum-goer friends all recently recieved an email inviting them to a Bay12 IRC party.

#BAY12 CHATLOG
**Taricus has joined the chatroom.
**Dermonster has joined the chatroom.
**FuzztheRoach has joined the chatroom.
**Kaguro Draven has joined the chatroom.
**RodlenJack has joined the chatroom.
**Zrk2 has joined the chatroom.
FM: GREETINGS HUMANOID CREATURES.
Zrk2: Ah, he must be the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBad
Dermonser: Or he can be the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggerBad
FM: SHUT UP HUMANOIDS.
**FM has silenced everyone.
FM: AS I WAS SAYING, GREETINGS HUMANOID CREATURES.
FM: I AM THE FORUM MASTER, AND YOU WILL ALL PARTAKE IN AN EXPERIMENT,
RodlenJack: Forum Master? What are you some kind of GM?
FM: WHAT, NO. I THOUGHT I SILENCED YOU, ANYWAYS YOU WILL ALL BE TRANSPORTED INTO THE INTERNET TO ENTERTAIN ME.
FM: MOST OF YOU WILL DIE, ACTUALLY ALL OF YOU.
FM: YOU WILL ALL BE UPLOADED WITH BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF HACKING, BEING SOCIAL, NARRATIVES, AND WHAT YOU HUMANS SEEM TO CALL "TROLLING".
FM: LET THE UPLOAD COMMENCE.

Then a blue beam of light shoots out of your computer screen, what happens next is pretty much a rip-off of tron with the part where the guy gets beamed into the computer. Your eyes roll into the back of your head and you are knocked unconscious by an unkown force.

You slowly open your eyes, the first thing you notice is that your wearing some kind of jumpsuit with some kind of GPS looking device lodged into your arm, you seem to be in some kind of city. But the buildings look terribly constructed, with cracked walls and tall buildings swaying back and forth.

FM: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, THIS IS YOUR FIRST TEST.
FM: YOUR GOAL IS TO DESTROY THE ADMIN OF THIS FORUM, THE ONE KNOWN AS L33T GAMER PRO.

You ask what the name of this forum is.
FM: THIS IS A GAMING FORUM KNOWN AS UBER LEET GAMERZ PROZ, IT IS RUN BY A SMALL HALF SIZED HUMANOID CREATURE.

Seems like your stuck here until you get a chance to escape. You take a look at your surroundings and see that your are in a small room with a sign that say's "WELCOME TO THE UB3R L33T FORUM DUDE, LOG IN TO SEE TEH EPICNESS.".

Looks like you have to log in to continue, but you can't even find a register button! This forum is terribly designed and the walls around you look like they could be knocked down if someone sneezed.

What do you do?
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Taricus

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 0- It begins...
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2011, 09:47:59 pm »

Introduce myself politly.
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Jack A T

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 0- It begins...
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2011, 09:49:34 pm »

Steal a major poster's account
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 0- It begins...
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2011, 09:52:06 pm »

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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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