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Author Topic: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV  (Read 26086 times)

Schilcote

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #420 on: June 07, 2011, 02:49:05 pm »

Launch missile into the middle of the garbage and have it travel with the garbage. Then open fire in the conventional manner.

there is no garbage

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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #421 on: June 07, 2011, 04:05:58 pm »

Grab the Anti-Shield Weapon Prototype 12 and quickly tack on a makeshift bi-pod using the tools I picked up a while ago. Aim it at the bulkhead that's under attack. If I have time shout for help.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #422 on: June 07, 2011, 08:41:33 pm »

Launch missile into the middle of the garbage and have it travel with the garbage. Then open fire in the conventional manner.

there is no garbage

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Ok.
FIRE ZE MEESILES!
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #423 on: June 07, 2011, 09:00:19 pm »

Launch missile into the middle of the garbage and have it travel with the garbage. Then open fire in the conventional manner.

there is no garbage

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Ok.
FIRE ZE MEESILES!

I'm pretty sure the ship doesn't actually have missiles either, unless you bought them while I wasn't looking.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #424 on: June 07, 2011, 09:22:58 pm »

Taricus: Head to fire control, kill personel there!
Serious: I go looking for an EVA suit just in case the little guy gets more malicious ideas.
Rag: Shoot the enemy. Help the Crew members.
Theodolus: Grab the Anti-Shield Weapon Prototype 12 and quickly tack on a makeshift bi-pod using the tools I picked up a while ago. Aim it at the bulkhead that's under attack. If I have time shout for help.
Zrk: FIRE ZE MEESILES!

Tar: 3

You find your way to the weapons control room.

"Hey, you're not one of our robots!"

Six guards pull phasers on you.

Roll to aim: 5
Roll to aim: 3
Roll to aim: 4
Roll to aim: 5
Roll to aim: 5
Roll to aim: 2

All but one hit you with phaser fire. You are severely damaged. One more hit and you'll go down.

You fire back confusedly with pulse fire.

Roll to aim: 5-2
Roll to aim: 6-2

Their armor provides exactly no damage against barodtrauma. Three of them appear to be dead, bleeding bright green glowing blood from their nose and mouth.

Serious: 6

Isn't it a bit early to begin looting?

You grab a crate of EVA suits from the marketplace and run back to the ship with it, ignoring Theodol.

Rag: 5

You station yourself beside Theodolus.

Theodol: 6

You construct a bi-pod and aim the sheild-drainer at the bulkhead door...

Zrk: 5

Roll To Ultimuh: 6

The lights go out and all the instruments go dark.

Text:

Three massive Space Marines in full power armor kick down the bulkhead door in the marketplace. Theodolus fires the weapon at them.

Roll for damage: 5
Overload roll: 4-6=1

The armor's shields are immediately drained, and the armor seems to be glitching up slightly because of it. Theodol takes aim at another Space Marine.

Roll for damage: 3
Overload roll: 2-5=1

The weapon drains the armor's power more slowly this time.

Roll for damage: 3
Overload roll: 6-4=2

The third marine's armor is also drained.

Ragnarok blasts them with his pulse shotgun.

Roll for damage: 2

But it has absolutely no effect on the sealed armor suits, even with the shields down.

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Wrist-Mounted Razors : Coilgun (12/24 loaded), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): 2 Int. Pulse Rifles (2 clips, 100/100 loaded)
Ultimuh: AI (large):
   Tracked Robot: Pneumatic Axe, Fine Manipulator, Strong Manipulator.
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ??: Tape, aresol lubricant
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12/24 loaded)
Theodolus: Human: Complicated Shit, Saw-looking thing, Experimental Shield Weapon
Ragnarok: Robot: Integrated Pulse Shotgun: EVA Rocket Pack (11 canisters, 4/4 loaded)

Ship:

Crate of EVA gear
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #425 on: June 07, 2011, 09:25:20 pm »

Keep firing, dodging their rounds/beams/whateverthey'refiring
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #426 on: June 07, 2011, 09:43:10 pm »

I put on an EVA suit so I'll at least have oxygen if anything goes down, then go to find a gun and a way onto the enemy ships since our own blasters ain't doing much.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #427 on: June 07, 2011, 09:44:54 pm »

I put on an EVA suit so I'll at least have oxygen if anything goes down, then go to find a gun and a way onto the enemy ships since our own blasters ain't doing much.

There isn't a way onto the enemy ships. Taricus only got on by being both very quick and very lucky.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #428 on: June 07, 2011, 09:47:29 pm »

Hmm, I see.

I put on an EVA suit so I'll at least have oxygen if anything goes down, then go to find a gun and a way onto the enemy ships since our own blasters ain't doing much. go back to the turret and resume firing. Maybe with enough effort I can whittle their shields down.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #429 on: June 07, 2011, 09:49:13 pm »

Hmm, I see.

I put on an EVA suit so I'll at least have oxygen if anything goes down, then go to find a gun and a way onto the enemy ships since our own blasters ain't doing much. go back to the turret and resume firing. Maybe with enough effort I can whittle their shields down.

Except the power is out. Does no one read the turns?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #430 on: June 07, 2011, 09:56:12 pm »

I didn't realize he had powered down the whole ship. :-\ Uh, well, shit.

Put on an EVA suit. Go loot weaponry of any sort.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #431 on: June 08, 2011, 02:50:09 pm »

Launch missile into the middle of the garbage and have it travel with the garbage. Then open fire in the conventional manner.

there is no garbage

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Ok.
FIRE ZE MEESILES!

I'm pretty sure the ship doesn't actually have missiles either, unless you bought them while I wasn't looking.

Then what weapons do we have?
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #432 on: June 09, 2011, 02:24:09 am »

Launch missile into the middle of the garbage and have it travel with the garbage. Then open fire in the conventional manner.

there is no garbage

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Ok.
FIRE ZE MEESILES!

I'm pretty sure the ship doesn't actually have missiles either, unless you bought them while I wasn't looking.

Then what weapons do we have?

Beam cannons.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #433 on: June 09, 2011, 04:29:26 am »

Urgg... waiting for Theodol.

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Or not. Lost another day again.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which Ultimuh Rolls a 6.
« Reply #434 on: June 09, 2011, 04:48:56 am »

Taricus: Keep firing, dodging
Serious: Put on an EVA suit. Go loot weaponry of any sort
Zrk(GM;d): Fix ship.
Theodolus(GMd): Shoost

Taricus: 3

You blast the guards with another round of pulse fire.

Roll to aim: 6
Roll to aim: 5

You mow them down.

Serious: 3

You run into the marketplace again and attempt to run off with something else. You get pinned down by minigun fire.

Zrk: 4

You run down to Engineering and search the controls for the button to turn the main reactor back on. It chugs back to life and the lights come back on.

Theodolus:

You can't go out from cover until the minigunner runs out of ammo.

Text:

One of the Space Marines begins laying down suppressive fire with a gatling gun.

You hear one of them radio back to their ship.
"Marine to Battleaxe, we've got some non-Rouge presence down here."
"Rodger Marine, are they prisoners or are they working with the Rogues?"'
"We're not sure, but they're firing at us."
"Rodger, you're ordered to try to take them alive."
"Rodger that Battleaxe, have someone send down some non-lethal weaponry."

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Wrist-Mounted Razors : Coilgun (12/24 loaded), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): 2 Int. Pulse Rifles (1 clip, 75/0 loaded)
Ultimuh: AI (large):
   Tracked Robot: Pneumatic Axe, Fine Manipulator, Strong Manipulator.
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ??: Tape, aresol lubricant, EVA suit, EMP Pistol (2 cells, 4/4 loaded)
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12/24 loaded)
Theodolus: Human: Complicated Shit, Saw-looking thing, Experimental Shield Weapon
Ragnarok: Robot: Integrated Pulse Shotgun: EVA Rocket Pack (11 canisters, 4/4 loaded)

Ship:

Crate of EVA gear
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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