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Author Topic: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV  (Read 26054 times)

Taricus

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #435 on: June 09, 2011, 04:54:48 am »

Link to ultimuh, let him have the guns here.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #436 on: June 09, 2011, 04:55:37 am »

Link to ultimuh, let him have the guns here.

I don't think that's a very good idea.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #437 on: June 09, 2011, 04:56:41 am »

And your point is?
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #438 on: June 09, 2011, 05:16:06 am »

"Woah, shit!"  I take cover and look for something to fire back with.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #439 on: June 09, 2011, 10:44:10 am »

We need more players.

EVERYONE
RECRUIT EVERYONE ELSE
DO IT NOW
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #440 on: June 09, 2011, 10:58:51 am »

Code: [Select]
>Well, this could certainly have gone better.
True.
>Shut up, I was making an observation.

Attempt to MacGuyver together some grenades.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #441 on: June 09, 2011, 01:57:58 pm »

Sorry about that. Was away from computers for the entire day.

Pop out of cover, relying on them wanting to take us alive to make them cease fire and charge at them with my can-opener. Attempt to disable their arms and legs, preferably leaving them alive if possible.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #442 on: June 09, 2011, 02:19:44 pm »

FIRE ALL THE CANNONS. ALL OF THEM.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #443 on: June 09, 2011, 02:55:21 pm »

Taricus: Link to ultimuh, let him have the guns here.
Serious: "Woah, shit!"  I take cover and look for something to fire back with.
Ragnarok: Attempt to MacGuyver together some grenades
Theodolus: charge at them with my can-opener
Zrk: FIRE ALL THE CANNONS. ALL OF THEM.

Taricus: 5

You initiate a transfer between the party's ship and the ship you're on.

Ultimuh begins transferring himself onto the warship.

"WARNING! Cyberattack dete########### TRANSFER COMPLETE."

Roll to Ultimuh: 4

Nothing apparent happens.

Serious: 6

You find some sort of flamethrower-looking thing. Hmm.

Ragnarok: 4

Why do that when you can just grab a box?

Theodol:

You step out from behind cover. A hailstorm of bullets begins striking the floor just in front of you. You decide not to attack the man with the bullet hose after all.

Zrk: 3

You grab the fire controls and open fire on the ship Taricus isn't in. Not that you care about whether the ship explodes around him, but the ship is probably already being destroyed from the inside anyway.

Roll for damage: 6

After twenty seconds of continuous fire, your beam cannons seep through their shields and have absolutely no effect on their armor. You eventually have to shut them off before they overheat.

Text:

A space marine with a big intimidating-looking... thing steps through the door and into the marketplace. The other three get behind him.

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Wrist-Mounted Razors : Coilgun (12/24 loaded), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): 2 Int. Pulse Rifles (1 clip, 75/0 loaded)
Ultimuh: AI (large):
   Tracked Robot: Pneumatic Axe, Fine Manipulator, Strong Manipulator.
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ??: Tape, aresol lubricant, EVA suit, EMP Pistol (2 cells, 4/4 loaded)
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12/24 loaded)
Theodolus: Human: Complicated Shit, Saw-looking thing, Experimental Shield Weapon
Ragnarok: Robot: Integrated Pulse Shotgun: EVA Rocket Pack (11 canisters, 4/4 loaded)

Ship:

Crate of EVA gear
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #444 on: June 09, 2011, 03:02:00 pm »

I take the flamethrower-type thing and take a shot at the spahss-mereen with my pistol, keeping in cover. "Pig! Eat that! Fight the power!"
« Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 03:28:52 pm by SeriousConcentrate »
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #445 on: June 09, 2011, 03:21:13 pm »

Fire the "Shield Frakker 3000" (as he's now calling it) at the space marine with the... thing.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #446 on: June 09, 2011, 03:30:10 pm »

Modify shotgun to be able to fire a lower-level pulse, in order to launch objects with it, such as grenades.

Alternatively, Grenade>>Spess Mahrine.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #447 on: June 09, 2011, 08:48:28 pm »

It's SPESS MHREEN.

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #448 on: June 09, 2011, 09:11:50 pm »

Serious: I take the flamethrower-type thing and take a shot at the spahss-mereen with my pistol, keeping in cover. "Pig! Eat that! Fight the power!"
Theodolus: Fire the "Shield Frakker 3000" (as he's now calling it) at the space marine with the... thing.
Ragnarok: Grenade>>Spess Mahrine.
Taricus(GM'd): GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Serious: 3

You reach up over the thing you're cowering behind and snap off a few shots. One of the space marines chuckles.

Theodolus: 3

You peep just over the cover and blast the new space marine with the shield drainer.

Overload roll: 5-3=2

You're pretty sure you've drained his armor's shields, but you're not sure it matters.

Ragnarok: 2

You throw a grenade... somewhere. Yup. That did a lot of good.

Taricus: 4

You run to an airlock and jump out. The shields are down to allow the crew to evacuate. You float back to the station and knock on the airlock door. Zrk lets you in.

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Roll to point defense: 2

The station's PD systems are out of range of the evacuating crewmen.

The fourth space marine fires his weapon. Serious and Theodolus pass out within the second.

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Wrist-Mounted Razors : Coilgun (12/24 loaded), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): 2 Int. Pulse Rifles (1 clip, 75/0 loaded)
Ultimuh: AI (large):
   Tracked Robot: Pneumatic Axe, Fine Manipulator, Strong Manipulator.
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ??: Tape, aresol lubricant, EVA suit, EMP Pistol (1 cell, 0/4 loaded). Unconcious.
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12/24 loaded)
Theodolus: Human: Complicated Shit, Saw-looking thing, Experimental Shield Weapon. Unconcious.
Ragnarok: Robot: Integrated Pulse Shotgun: EVA Rocket Pack (11 canisters, 4/4 loaded), 15 incendiary grenades

Ship:

Crate of EVA gear
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #449 on: June 09, 2011, 09:19:18 pm »

"Dee-deet" ("That was fun!") Go marine hunting!
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