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Criptfeind

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Re: Fiefdoms @ War: Fluff Thread
« Reply #960 on: April 04, 2011, 02:57:36 pm »

You better had not invade me Taricus. Otherwise I will build a fleet and conquer your puny spearman army. I WILL.

I respond very very poorly to threats. You are digging that hole deeper with every word.
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« Reply #961 on: April 04, 2011, 03:00:22 pm »

Then I will beat everyone of your land invastions to a plup with superior land forces and defences, and also build my own fleet. There is only one tile of water that needs crossing. And I will if I have the chance.

But, again, I will make no agresstions intill yours is made.

@Cript: I do not wish to invade you because you have made no offencive actions against me. But in any case, you should not even consider talking.

Three spearmen. My armies have eaten that amount FOR BREAKFAST.
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« Reply #962 on: April 04, 2011, 03:02:07 pm »

I think I need to bribe more than an Ariani Sergeant this time...
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« Reply #963 on: April 04, 2011, 03:04:11 pm »

I do not plan on any invastions toward you Phantom, or anyone for the matter.

But if any attack is made I will attack back.
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Criptfeind

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« Reply #964 on: April 04, 2011, 03:29:11 pm »

But in any case, you should not even consider talking.

Three spearmen. My armies have eaten that amount FOR BREAKFAST.

11 spearmen, one heavy axeman, and five fireflies.

Belligerence gets you no where.


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« Reply #965 on: April 04, 2011, 03:30:06 pm »

Especially with magical pyromanic insects that have irish accents.
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« Reply #966 on: April 04, 2011, 03:32:10 pm »

That is Taricus's Army. Not yours.

You also should take a look at how spread out that army is. I could easily gain two of his territories before he even has the chance to regroup.
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Taricus

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« Reply #967 on: April 04, 2011, 03:32:55 pm »

In the timeframe it'll take, very unlikely.
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« Reply #968 on: April 04, 2011, 03:35:03 pm »

If I do the attacks non-stop. You have a single spearman for each territory.

You must also group them to be truely effective. That leaves your other territories open and deserted.
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« Reply #969 on: April 04, 2011, 03:36:26 pm »

That is Taricus's Army. Not yours.

1: Half of it is mine. (Slightly less then half, but, hey, fireflies are awesome)
2: You really think we will not stand against you together?
You also should take a look at how spread out that army is. I could easily gain two of his territories before he even has the chance to regroup.

No you can not. That is a silly thing to say. You can not attack him at all and he is not really much more spread out then you.

You must also group them to be truely effective. That leaves your other territories open and deserted.

... As opposed to you? Who can fight effectually all spread out?
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« Reply #970 on: April 04, 2011, 03:38:56 pm »

You do relize I can take a boat and conquer you in two turns if I wanted if I brought my whole army?

That is, unless he donates some units to you. Then he will be easier to conquer.
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« Reply #971 on: April 04, 2011, 03:39:42 pm »

In an effort to defuse this..
By my count we're only missing..Phantom and Hubris, right?I think..
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« Reply #972 on: April 04, 2011, 03:44:19 pm »

You do relize I can take a boat and conquer you in two turns if I wanted if I brought my whole army?

That is, unless he donates some units to you. Then he will be easier to conquer.
The issues with that are:

1: What boats? You would need quite a few to attack in as little as two turns.
2: You still seem to be thinking you will only be fighting one of us at a time.

In an effort to defuse this..

Eh. We might have slipped past that point.
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« Reply #973 on: April 04, 2011, 04:48:46 pm »

1. I can build boats. I am expecting a large increase to my Supplies this turn.
2. I know I will fight you at the same time.

I can build up an army now, and the next turn, and the next.

You seem to forget that as well.
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« Reply #974 on: April 04, 2011, 04:49:27 pm »

We can do it at a larger rate.
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