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Author Topic: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace  (Read 5422 times)

Shook

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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2011, 08:23:43 pm »


Pain-indicating diddly-bob gonna get inhaled like a boss, yo!



Nom. Now to jump down the hole and find mr. ninjaface.



Oh my, this is rather deep.



aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-



Owie. Who put this cave here?



Wait, did he just dodge me while unconscious? That's pretty pro, i'll give 'em that. He's not in a shape to teach me anything, so i guess i'll just be a dick and nick his mask or something.



What the-?

(apologies for the late update, i'm not exactly a very consistent person. :U)
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[01:27] <Octomobile> MMM THATS GOOD FIST BUTTER

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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2011, 08:26:39 pm »
We don't need him to teach us. Because everyone knows that ninja's contain all their ninja skills in their extremely delectable flesh, which can they pass on to anyone who eats it. We must eat him!


...After we break free of his grip, of course.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2011, 08:29:24 pm »
Whack his arm off, then the mask.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2011, 09:38:04 am »


Huh?



The hell?



Ok screw this.



DODGE THIS, NINJA HOAGIE.



Grumph. Tastes like stealth.



Ahh, nice little meal.



... I feel no different than before.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2011, 10:29:41 am »
CONCENTRATE THE NINJA ESSENCE INTO YOUR BRAAAAIN
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2011, 10:33:53 am »
Your Ninja Powers will Show themselves when needed. In the meanwhile, Venture through He Cave and kill some FBs.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2011, 05:30:02 pm »
Look for more ninjas.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2011, 06:21:04 am »
it is dark, you are likely to be eaten by urist

suddenly aquire ninja wall jump skills and mineral armor, and then fight urist (the child elven prodigy) with the backhand of disgracement
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2011, 02:32:01 pm »
Quote from: skaltum on May 02, 2011, 06:21:04 am
it is dark, you are likely to be eaten by urist

suddenly aquire ninja wall jump skills and mineral armor, and then fight urist (the child elven prodigy) with the backhand of disgracement

Realize that you necro'd this thread and made Hubris think that the OP had started it going again
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2011, 03:52:00 pm »
(time to GET my restart on!!!)

I shall CONCENTRATE THE NINJA ESSENCE INTO MY BRAIN.



HUARGHUGRGHGHGGHHG



GRHGHRHHOH GOD MY EYE IS POPPING OUT



Whew. Better not do that again. I would rather like to keep my eyeball in its socket. Regardless, time to explore the shit out of these caves. I'm sure SOME ninja powers will manifest eventually.



TRALALALLAALAAAAAAAAAAAAA



There is a GIGANTIC CYCLOPEAN CHICKEN in my way. It looks SILLY.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2011, 06:13:52 pm »
Deliver a harsh insult to the chicken. Cripple its confidence!
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2011, 08:26:36 pm »
Ride the chicken like a giant demonic horse-hound.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2011, 10:11:19 pm »
Cut the beast in half and wear as shoes.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2011, 11:08:57 pm »
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2011, 11:16:23 pm »
Beat the chicken with your signpost to establish dominance! Also, the beating is in preparation for food!
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