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Author Topic: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace  (Read 5414 times)

Trapezohedron

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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #45 on: December 26, 2011, 11:25:19 pm »
Devoured Ninja: Control Mr. McFace's movements from the inside, and hop over the GIGANTIC CYCLOPEAN CHICKEN.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #46 on: December 27, 2011, 11:30:08 am »
It is time to INSULT this chicken VERY HARSHLY.



DOES YOUR GREAT SIZE NOT MAKE YOUR BUTT EXTREMELY HUGE AS WELL?!



The chicken seems oblivious.



YOU KNOW I THOUGHT YOUR MOTHER WAS UGLY BUT THEN I SAW WHAT I THINK IS YOUR FACE, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG UGLY POOP!



The chicken tilts its head in a chickeny way. The insults may be hampered by the chickens COMPLETE INABILITY to understand THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, or else i am just really really bad at insulting people. Very well, Mr. Chicken, have at thee!



HYARGH NINJALIKE JUMP



Man that was a loud cluck.



I am now flying in the opposite direction of the EXTREMELY LOUD CLUCK.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #47 on: December 27, 2011, 11:51:50 am »
use the sign as a spoiler to slow your flight!
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #48 on: December 27, 2011, 01:00:57 pm »
Eat your speed lines to slow yourself down.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #49 on: December 27, 2011, 01:15:45 pm »
> Realize that in the last panel, the lines are just cave walls and you're actually floating in mid-air, minus the momentum of the epic clucking force. Fall down as soon as possible, on your rear.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #50 on: December 27, 2011, 01:24:20 pm »
Use that momentum and take flight! Dashing head first into whatever lies at the cave's opposite end.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2011, 02:51:07 pm »
Hmm maybe all these lines are just TASTEFUL CAVE DECORATIONS?



Just waiting to fall vertically on my butt now.



Aww. Oh well, time to take control of Flight McFace right now!



SPOILER OUT



Damn you, aerodynamics! But at least my HUGE ASS is now slowing my flight speed significantly.



TOUCHDOWN



ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



Fortunately the SOLID ROCK WALL has stopped my PAINFUL HIGH-SPEED POSTERIOR GRIND in short order. A DORF appears to have observed my SUPER AWESOME ENTRANCE.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2011, 03:04:14 pm »
Use DORF as mount. Joust with the giant chicken.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2011, 03:09:00 pm »
Steal his beard.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2011, 03:13:50 pm »
Ask to be the fortress' cheesemaker.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2011, 03:34:35 pm »
Become elf. Eat ☼dwarf roast☼
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2011, 03:43:25 pm »
Ask him to join us on our quest to defeat the giant chicken.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2011, 08:20:34 pm »
Tell him to rally the troops to combat this chicken-like forgotten beast!

Barring that, eat him like you did with the ninja.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2011, 10:17:37 pm »
Throw one of your socks to gain the dwarf's alliance.
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Re: The intensely preposterous escapades of Ergbert McFace
« Reply #59 on: December 27, 2011, 11:10:43 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on December 27, 2011, 10:17:37 pm
Throw one of your socks to gain the dwarf's alliance.

And tell him that the forgotten beast Ngokang Crazyclucks is right behind him, and that we're not going to survive unless we fight.
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