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[Shook]

Hmm, that dorf has a very nice beard.



Very nice indeed...



Ow. I forgot that dorfs are highly protective of their beards. For a moment i also considered using him as a mount, but a little dorf like him couldn't possibly carry my HUGE ASS. I've heard that dorfs are suckers for socks though.



The DANGLING SOCK has captivated the dorfs attention. He immediately swears allegiance to the man with such FANTASTIC SOCKS.



"The forgotten beast Ngokang Crazyclucks has come! A gigantic chicken with one eye. Beware its deadly clucking!"



The dorf freaks the fuck out...



... And runs right into the SOLID ROCK WALL. Although he remains unharmed, this act seems to have alerted a LARGE FLOATING X to the fact that there is a HUGE CHICKEN nearby.

(also bonus drawing of Ngokang Crazyclucks because i was bored a while ago, but it is not super good)

[Tiruin]

Scrawl quickly on the sign, something about 'free food >' pointing to the chicken. Stand nonchalantly to the side and whistle.

[terkiey]

Scrawl quickly on the sign, something about 'free food >' pointing to the chicken. Stand nonchalantly to the side and whistle.

FUCK THAT

FREE BOOZE

[Tiruin]

Mine was aimed at the X 

[Trapezohedron]

Paint a black tunnel in the wall, and run through it, classic cartoons style.

Also, redirect the chicken by planting your sign on the ground, painting an arrow to the left, and painting a tunnel to where the arrow of that sign is pointing.

[King DZA]

Use the large floating X as a shuriken to throw at the chicken!

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Use the large floating X as a shuriken to throw at the chicken!

Obey His Majesty.

[Roboboy33]

>ACTIVATE GIANT CHICKEN BOOZE TRANSFORMATION POWERS.

[Shook]

Hehe, silly voices in head!



I have neither booze nor black paint. Probably a good thing, since last time i did, i accidentally painted a hole into the planets core. The government lamented my decision, because it flooded the nearby plains with molten iron. That LARGE FLOATING X, however, is looking like a mighty fine SHURIKEN.



Hup.



TASTE THE SAVAGE FURY OF A GIANT SHURIKEN, HUGE CHICKEN.



A LARGE CONFUSED WORM pops up near the chicken at the same moment.



The HUGE CHICKEN pecks after the retreating worm, which, coincidentally, lets the LARGE FLOATING X sail harmlessly over its head. Curses. But maybe some clever signwork will sic the dorf on it!



The LARGE FLOATING X seems to have reappeared, and the dorf suddenly turned GREEN and brandished a SUPER GOOD CROSSBOW. This is more like it!

[terkiey]

Pick the dwarf up and throw him at the chicken.

[King DZA]

Pick up the dwarf, and charge fearlessly toward the chicken as the dwarf fires at it.

[Shook]

Right guys, next update is delayed a bit, what with New Years approaching. You should also be celebrating. :U
Provided that i don't have my limbs blown off, i'll make the next one tomorrow. And after that, i have a most dreadful exam approaching, which will also impede progress on this. I'm hoping to maintain at least a daily update, but when getting closer to January 7th, i might not be doing much more than reading. That's the ideal scenario, anyways.

[Trapezohedron]

> Behold the Power of the X! LEEEERRRROY JEEEEEEENKIINS!!!

[Roboboy33]

Break the X into 4 giant bolts, give bolts to dwarf, order dwarf to fire.

[Shook]

AHA, giant bolts!



Hurp?



Ow. I think the X is on to me. Oh well.



I pick up the dorf. Its -pig tail fiber shirt- is lukewarm against my palms. This is my only friend in the world right now. This panel is super ugly. OK LET'S DO THIS!



URIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST



FISTCONTAINERRRRRRRRRRR!



The dorf is a highly effective weapon. The GIGANORMOUS CHICKEN takes, most notably, a bolt right in the pupil. This causes it to fire the EXTREMELY LOUD CLUCK in the wrong direction.



Hm? The dorf appears to be out of ammo. Well i bet he can still hit hard with some good ol' DORF THROWING!



The EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE CHICKEN is knocked down by the force of the thrown dorf.



The ammunition dorf immediately (but fruitlessly) begins thumping the MASSIVE POULTRY with his crossbow, while i will the AWESOME SIGNPOST back in my hands.