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[Shook]

So yeah, less than serious choose-your-own-adventure here. I draw stuff, you suggest what to do next, i pick a suggestion, rinse and repeat. Simple enough, yes?
When picking a suggestion, i give higher priority to earlier and higher quality (read: higher potential for comedy) suggestions, though if you make a ridiculously awesome suggestion late, i might just pick it. Also, subsequent suggestions from the same person garners increasingly lower priority, though obviously i'll reset the "counter" every so often. In reality, i'm probably just going to think something like "this guy has made a lot of suggestions recently, so maybe this guy deserves to get one now."

What to expect? Well, a series of intensely preposterous escapades from our protagonist, Ergbert McFace, of course! Don't be afraid to be creative or make silly suggestions, as this is very unlikely to become darker and edgier at any point in the future. So, without further ado, the obligatory introduction.



Ow.



Hey cool i survived the unexplained fall of introduction that may/may not be a reference to Mr Bean!



But i am drawn in an awfully generic manner.



Huge mole of instant recognition generated!



That is a very convenient signpost. Wat do?

[Phantom]

We shall kick down the signpost and go...
TO THE NORTH!

[Furtuka]

Equip the sign as a weapon after you kick it down

[Javarock]

Go find a ninja dojo in the north, And beacome known as "He who bashs face with sign"

[Gatleos]

And grow a beard while you're at it for more recognition.

[Phantom]

Invisible Flying Giant Spider: Devour angry gorillas.

[Shook]

Eat foot, signpost! But why did my foot suddenly spout awesome metal plates and menacing spikes? Oh well, no matter.



Signpost acquired! Now to head north, using my totally awesome sense of compass.



Who the hell placed a ninja dojo there? And what nonsense is written on that building? It looks like an 18 year old student had a spastic seizure all over it. With his face. What now?

[Phantom]

NINJA DOOR CRUSH.

[Diablous]

Kick open door. Demand ninja lessons.

[Shook]

Eat foot, door! Oh hey, there was that cool foot again. I wonder if i'm actually wearing boots.



... It would appear that ninjas know how to kick-proof doors.

(also brb sleep)

[Furtuka]

Ah but is it SIGN PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!

[UristMcDwarf]

DEVOUR DOOR

[AntiAntiMatter]

Use your powerful SIGN OF DOOM to smash the door open. Then get ninja lessons.

[Shook]

It would appear that my mole disappeared. Maybe it only serves to identify me in case of other poorly drawn stickmen? Anyways, that door's looking mighty delicious.



I can't quite fit my teeth around this delicious door.



Very well, mr. door! Have at thee!





what

(also, the update frequency might decline from here, since my favourite pastime, gaming, does take up a lot of time)

[UristMcDwarf]

Devour Rubble.