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[Ultimuh]

Create another god, then have secks with it to create a bunch of new gods, then be eaten by one of the children.

We won't be eaten if they are first!

Create one so horrible and evil that you absolutely detest him/her/it, then proceed to cast said god into a chaotic mass you henceforth call hell/oblivion/nether/whatever.

[adwarf]

Create several worlds ( 25 of them ) a sun and make sure life can live on all then on one world create a race of monkeys to inhabit it

[Armok]

Change the laws of physics so that humongous bolts of lightning shot between most stars and their neighbours, for a few minutes connecting the two dots of light with an electric arc a hundred times brighter than they. This happens regularly and according to such rules that galaxies form cosmic brains in which each star fills the functions neurons as they take countless aeons to think their glacial and incomprehensible thoughts!

[AntiAntiMatter]

You add several hundred more dimensional axises. You create 25 habitable worlds where life can prosper, and populate one with monkeys, one with eldritch woodpeckers, one with the wood-eating, metalbreathing Metalbreathers, and one with warlike talking dinosaurs, with the Metalbreathers' archenemies, space whales, which eat lightning and breath wood. Finally, you alter the laws of physics, turning the universe into a giant brain, which operates by sparking space lightning between the stars, which act as neurons. Satisfied, you then create a goddess of beauty and reward yourself for your hard work. You have a slew of children with her, all of whom are less powerful and more specializd than you, but gods none the less. One of them has views you find abhorrent, and as such you toss them into the nothingness outside of your creation to think about their views and calm down for a few billion years. You then wonder; what powers, if any, should you grant your mortal worshipers?

[Aklyon]

The power to remember things long enough to eventually have heard 1 single whole thought from the Great Space Brain.
and other powers.

[adwarf]

The monkeys you grant the power of speech, thought, and fire. This will spark technology for them. Oh ya and increase there planet to 100 times that of earth.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You grant certain mortals extraordinarily long memories, which would hypothetically be long enough to store an entire thought-cycle, though only the space whales and the metal-breathers live long enough to take advantage of this. You then grant the monkeys the powers of communication via sound, sapience, and the ability to control fire. You then increase their world to a hundred times it's original size, crushing them all.

[Aklyon]

Laugh at the micromonkeys.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You laugh at the souls of the dead monkeys. They subsequently defect to your son and enemy's side, and move to a crude imitation world he has built outside of your creation.

[adwarf]

Fix the what I have done reincarnateing the monkies and making another race of them on the far side of the planet

[Darvi]

Apologize to the monkeys. You might be allmighty and all that, but it's still not nice to be a dick

[adwarf]

(( Honestly how would making the planet bigger crush them ? ))

[Ochita]

((Gravity. Think of us going from the top of a mountain, to the bottom of the sea.))

[AntiAntiMatter]

The monkeys do not except your apology, so you make an identical race that can tolerate the world's new gravity level and put them on the planet.

[adwarf]

Oh ok that makes sense. Give them dark age technology and tell them they are not ton advance past that tech level for 50000000000000 Years