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AntiAntiMatter

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You are a God!
« on: February 17, 2011, 12:13:10 am »

A text-based suggestion game in which we put the democrabrain in a position of infinite power and see what happens.

Spoiler: Basic Universe Map (click to show/hide)


You are an almighty being. At the moment, you are floating in a vast void filled with nothing. This is rather boring, and you should not be bored. But what to do?
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 12:23:57 am »

Delete Boredom from existance.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 12:26:24 am »

You're not quite sure your incredible powers can do that...
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 12:28:46 am »

Then blow up this vaguely boring goo and find a more interesting universe.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 12:30:20 am »

You make a very large explosion. This pleases you. You are now in a vast void filled with hot specks of energy and matter.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 12:31:04 am »

Invent Space Lightning.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 12:32:35 am »

You do so, and send a few bolts of the stuff through your newly created universe. You are very proud of your accomplishment.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 02:12:17 pm »

Start adding extra dimensional axes. X, Y, Z and T just isn't enough!
Replace all the air in the world with wood.
Create some space whales that eat lighthing and breathe wood.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 02:13:38 pm »

Don't forget the eldritch woodpeckers.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 02:17:54 pm »

Decide which spells your clerics will get.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 02:18:24 pm »

Create Rival tribe of Metalbreathers who eat wood and breathe metal.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 02:30:20 pm »

Make a world where life can grow and be prosperous, then fill it with talking dinosaurs who love to wage war on one another.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 02:33:55 pm »

Create another god, then have secks with it to create a bunch of new gods, then be eaten by one of the children.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 02:35:02 pm »

Create another god, then have secks with it to create a bunch of new gods, then be eaten by one of the children.
We won't be eaten if they are first!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2011, 02:40:29 pm »

greece mythology ftw...
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