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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 529614 times)

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4365 on: July 02, 2011, 06:14:10 am »

Dom kept her eyes on her work while answering Ashley. "Hmm? I have no idea. It was probably Taric's fault though. He's a weird little guy." She got another bandage out and continued patching James up. "See, the thing is... Taric, myself, and the boss, we're all psychic, but in different ways. My powers are more physical, though you mighta guessed that already. I do the stuff like move things with my mind. The boss is more subtle, I ain't even sure what it is but I think his powers mostly just give him little boosts here and there, like a little extra pop in his punch, y'know?" She tied off the bandage.

"Taric's powers are kinda strange, which fits him pretty damn good I'd say. He does stuff like get into people's heads and make them see and feel weird shit. There was this one time - this'll be new to you too, James, since you weren't around yet - in which he took one of those high-tech porn mags with a memory foam centerfold..." Dom blushed slightly but continued with the story. "...and groped it, and somehow he made the enemy unit think it was THEM gettin' groped... even the dudes." She laughed nervously. It was kind of funny but still weirded her right the hell out.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4366 on: July 02, 2011, 08:53:50 am »

"...OH my God what IS this?! I am officially frightened."
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4367 on: July 02, 2011, 09:00:07 am »

Dom scratched her head. "Yeah, I hear you. Hey, I had an idea just now. See, the three of us went through this thing called Orientation to learn how to use our psychic powers. If you got sent here, you're probably a psychic too." She glanced at Ashley. She didn't know about her; from the look of things she came here of her own volition and probably wasn't a 22. Then again with it being an entirely mental thing there was no way of knowing from a glance. Dominique returned her attention to James. "When we get some quiet time I can try to Orient you myself, but I gotta warn you, I'm pretty heavy handed. On the other hand your only other choice for it is Taric, 'cause I don't think boss can do it, and do you really want him poking around your brain?"

I'm pretty sure Tarran can do the Orienting, but Dom has no way of knowing that. :P
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4368 on: July 02, 2011, 06:02:22 pm »

"Eh, good lord, I guess if I'm going to learn how to beat the crap out of people with my mind, I'd much, much rather have you do it than... Taric..." I don't want to know what sot of mental fingerprint he'd leave behind...
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4369 on: July 02, 2011, 06:10:00 pm »

"Eh, good lord, I guess if I'm going to learn how to beat the crap out of people with my mind, I'd much, much rather have you do it than... Taric..." I don't want to know what sort of mental fingerprint he'd leave behind...
he would turn you into a second him ((in pervertedness if hes not interested in an willing lab rat)
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4370 on: July 02, 2011, 06:11:23 pm »

Who said willing labrat?!
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4371 on: July 02, 2011, 06:14:22 pm »

i did.
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4372 on: July 02, 2011, 06:16:29 pm »

Please step into the booth.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4373 on: July 02, 2011, 06:23:48 pm »

f no
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4374 on: July 02, 2011, 06:36:49 pm »

Awww.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4375 on: July 02, 2011, 09:18:03 pm »

*mauls the booth and shoots it repeatedly with a Renfield SMG*
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4376 on: July 02, 2011, 09:18:55 pm »

Comes from behind, placing his hand on Powder's shoulder. "Your fucking nicked, me old beauty!"
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4377 on: July 02, 2011, 09:19:38 pm »

*Puts a timebomb in the booth after Powder's done with it and sneaks away while Taric's occupied*
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4378 on: July 02, 2011, 09:58:08 pm »

"Wait-what? you all have wierd mind powers, thats kinda freaky, is that why you were sent out here? Could you please make him not do what he just did again, it was very scary and painful. also in comparrison, im liking you more and more."
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4379 on: July 02, 2011, 11:47:03 pm »

*mauls Taricus* RAAAEEGGGG! *Peforates Taricus with Renfield*
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