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Author Topic: Cave of kobolds  (Read 17382 times)

elitetaco3519

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2011, 04:04:55 pm »

Fine ill nurse my arm without a splint
Edit: ask ahra to make me a splint
« Last Edit: January 28, 2011, 04:39:58 pm by elitetaco3519 »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2011, 04:30:04 pm »

Worship the shiny green pebble. Look for sticks on the ground outside the cave, and build a shrine for the pebble inside my nest.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2011, 04:37:06 pm »

chop down another tree, make javelin+slap rothgar in the nuts with the axeshaft
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2011, 04:40:32 pm »

(( am I in if so ))

Go Hunting for vermin
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2011, 06:04:34 pm »

Kobold family ignores. Fine. Wouldn't want your dirty fingerprints all over spoon anyway. Walk into forest and collect sticks. Stick do much use. Almost as use as spoon. Bring sticks back. The Zrofgvuk is proud of his work!

The Zrofgvuk goes back into forest to collect more stick. The Zrofgvuk is great stick finder, maybe best stick finder. Couldn't tell. The Zrofgvuk fantasizes about beating every stick collecter ever. He would be a hero among the lesser stick collecters, maybe he would even go down in history as king of the stick collecters. The Zrofgvuk fantasized for long, too long. He realized that he was too far from kobold family, and that he had wandered into pointy ear lands. Crying for help is not. Pointies would hear him. Kill him from trees. Confused as to what to do, the Zrofgvuk sat. And waited.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2011, 10:26:27 pm »

go kill some animals with my shooter. after running out of pointys, bludgeon the animals to death with shooter
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2011, 10:40:22 pm »

The Zrofgvuk heard bow fire. The Zrofgvuk hid in the trees, the field was now leveled. It didn't take long for him to see that it was kobold family firing, not pointies.

"Hallo! The Zrofgvuk is lost. Which way to the sweet dankness of cave home?"

Zrofgvuk prided himself on eloquence, yet feared the other kobold family might not understand.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2011, 11:21:02 pm »

Plz update :)
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #53 on: January 29, 2011, 11:12:18 am »

I update once a day.

Taric
You gather many sicks and make a stone bladed axe.
+35 sticks
+1 stone axe


Fliftignh
You wander by a cave, it is full of young kobolds, you deside its a good enough place to say for now.

Ahra
You cut down a sapling and make a wooden javalin, T'co asks you to make him a splint so you do so, you slap Rothgar unconscious with your axe.
-5 stick
+1 wooden javalin
+1 wooden splint


Gibblets
You put the beetle nest on your head, and try to hunt for something to kill but the noise the beetles are making is scaring everything off.

T'co
You make a splint from some of Taric's sticks and nurse your arm.
-1 wooden splint
Arm wound upgraded to moderate.


Quipella
You make up a fighting style using rhymes and your feather pen but you quickly get stuck trying to rhyme "kobold" with something.

BLARGH
You find yourself outside the cave, stoping for a second you remember that you are going to hunt vermin, you find a fluffy wambler.
+1 fluffy wambler

Bookins
You try to tame the bugs, you start with the biggest spider, it bites you and you feel very sleepy, so you take a nap.

Jfribble
You worship the shiny green pebble, then look for sticks on the ground outside the cave and find quite a few, then build a shrine for the pebble inside your nest.
+5 sticks
+wooden shrine


Zrofgvuk
You gather many sticks, and get lost in the forest and cant find your way back.
+47 sticks

Rothgar
You pick up your pointys, and go to hunt, but you are interupted by Ahra you knocks you out.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #54 on: January 29, 2011, 11:15:49 am »

Hunt for small game. drink and eat whatever. Nurse my arm
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #55 on: January 29, 2011, 11:16:16 am »

hunt sorry i only said i was going to hit you in the nuts.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2011, 11:28:08 am by Ahra »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #56 on: January 29, 2011, 11:22:53 am »

Huh? Stupid Bettals! Squash bettal nest! Help T'co hunt.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #57 on: January 29, 2011, 11:32:00 am »

Yep me kill em, you well you help kill 'n cut
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #58 on: January 29, 2011, 11:36:23 am »

Gather sticks on the way back to the cave to give them the food
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #59 on: January 29, 2011, 12:17:36 pm »

"Me Make more tools"
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