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Cave of kobolds
« on: January 26, 2011, 10:29:09 am »

This is a Kobold fortress rp game, everyone gets a kobold, that will be you and do stuff that kobolds do.

Once upon a time, there was a giant toad, who made the rocks and the trees and all the empty space and some other stuff happened, and somebody made dwarves and humans and elves and all the other scary mean things. Then a kobold moomy and daady made lots of kobold babies and they grew up and made some more, uh, then they found a cave and, hum, you were born, and we all lived happily ever after.

What you need to do to play?

First turn is when I get 5 kobolds.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 10:32:41 am »

Name: Taric
Gender: Male
Appearance: a Cutebold
Weapon: Hammer, Rope reed loincloth
History: Taric hit things with hammer, Taric good at making things with hammer
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 11:16:16 am »

Name: Ahra
Gender: Male
Appearance: Uglybold after a angry human caught him stealing his money.
Weapon: Axe, rope reed
History: As an thief he ended up with his face cut up and after that he kept to chopping wood but he still feels the desire to steal...
« Last Edit: January 26, 2011, 11:25:53 am by Ahra »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 11:29:24 am »

Name: Jfrible
Gender: Female, because everyone else is too masculine.
Appearance: Cutebold with shorter ears, a shorter snout.
Weapon: Shovel
History: Ever since I was bornded, I want dig. I always want dig. I ask momma she said, "No you can't dig, you princess." I ask dada he said, "No you can't dig, you special." So I left home and came here to dig.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 11:29:56 am »

Must... resist... making PunPun...
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 11:33:53 am »

Name: Gibblets
Gender: Female (following the muffin wagon!)
Appearance: Kobold but with really big, floppy ears X3
Weapon: Copper knief
History: Gibblets liked to cut things up, it was small things like varments. She wants a job as a buture so she can cut all she wants without fighting.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2011, 11:36:00 am »

Name: Pun-Pun


Name: Quipella
Gender: Female, cos that would mean there would be three female 'bolds thus having the most girls in a forum game ever on these lower forums.
Appearance: To-lazy-to-make-up-a-description-bold.
Weapon: Feather pen!
History:Quipella decided to be a poet! It's such a shame all the big meanies don't like 'bold poetry... At any rate she came to this cave to find her muse.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2011, 11:50:58 am »

5 bolds
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2011, 12:06:17 pm »

Rarborman isn't online.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2011, 12:49:38 pm »

Sorry had to run to the store and left the computer on.

Taric
You find yourself with several other kobolds outside the cave, although your not too sure why, you chew idly on your copper hammer while trying to remember.

Ahra
You find yourself with several other kobolds outside the cave, you scratch at your face scars trying to think, but you just cant remember why your out here.

Jfrible
You find yourself with several other kobolds outside the cave, you rub the head of your copper shovel on the ground trying to remember why to no avail.

Gibblets
You find yourself with several other kobolds outside the cave, you finger your ear trying to remember why you came out here but it doesnt help.

Quipella
You find yourself with several other kobolds outside the cave, you rub your pigeon feather pen trying to remember why but you just cant think.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2011, 12:52:14 pm »

"Ooohhh, me know why we here, make new home!"

Start bashing hammer on rocks
« Last Edit: January 26, 2011, 01:47:52 pm by Taricus »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2011, 12:53:00 pm »

"... Cave... dig..."
I head into the cave that was already there, ready to dig mindlessly.
EDIT:
Dig myself a small nest, and put some dry leaves and grass on the floor inside.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2011, 12:56:01 pm by NewsMuffin »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2011, 12:53:20 pm »

me chop down biggest tree me find.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2011, 02:04:55 pm by Ahra »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2011, 01:46:41 pm »

Go find something to write on and some form of ink.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2011, 07:52:29 am »

I'll be updating this everyday, if you dont post an action, you will get a generic stood around and did nothing for the turn.

Turn 1

Taric
"Ooohhh, me know why we here, make new home!", looking around you find that there are several large white boulders near the cave you then hammer the nearest one for several minutes into pebbles and chunks of rock.
+White stone rocks and pebbles

Jfrible
You head back into the cave and dig yourself a small nest and cover the floor with leaves and grass.
Cave:+1 sleeping nest

Ahra
You find that there are several tall trees near the cave, but your attempts to cut them down dont go so well, so you settle and cut down a sapling.
+1 cut down tree sapling

Quipella
You look but the only thing you can find to write on it the cave walls or floor, but you do find some black smelly junk leaking from one of the walls.

Gibblets
You stand outside and daydream about fighting scary cats and gathering beautiful treasure.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."
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