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Author Topic: Cave of kobolds  (Read 17373 times)

Keita

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2011, 07:57:24 am »

Sorry

Goes and finds some vermin to squash!
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2011, 08:01:16 am »

"Me make bigger rocks small, me now make bigger small rocks sharp"
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2011, 11:02:21 am »

I'll write a poem about odours emited by mysterious objects on the wall with the slime.
What? I'm a poet! You don't excpect me to actually help do you?
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2011, 02:15:09 pm »

Dig down to the caverns below. Pack down the dirt inside the cave so it's flat, and easier to walk on.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2011, 09:06:18 pm »

Is it too late for me to join? Because I certainly hope not.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2011, 09:18:39 pm »

never is, just post your table and you'll get your start this turn.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2011, 09:27:01 pm »

Name: Rothgar
Gender: Male
Appearance: big, ugly, strong kobold. missing one eye from the war.
Weapon: crossbow
History: he's from der war. der great war. he was der shooter of der pointys. he shot himself in der eye on accident.

go make der pointys from duh trees (repeat until I post again.)

((chances are i'll be going to bed immediatly))
« Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 09:28:36 pm by ricky »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2011, 10:13:25 pm »

Name: Zrofgvuk

Gender: Male, so he's been told.

Appearance: Pale skin, sunken eyes, thin lips peeled back in a sinister smile, crooked teeth, overall a creepy looking guy.

Weapon: A spoon... A very dangerous spoon.

History: His entire cave was killed by adventurers looking for treasure and fame. He hid in a dark corner while his friends were ruthlessly cut down, one by one. After that he was alone, but only for a short while. The critters, they spoke to him, the children of kings perverted by angry gods, visitors from another dimension, beings who came into existence by their own will. Zrofgvuk had found a new family. He decided to leave his cave when food ran low. As his critter friends couldn't stand the sunlight, he patched together peices of cloth that he'd found into a makeshift robe. The critters live in his robe when it's too bright, but at night they can be seen crawling in and out of the holes and tears in his cloak.

But everyone knows that bugs don't talk, and that Zrofgvuk is stark raving mad.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2011, 10:45:04 pm »

Zrofgvuk and bug families were here. Where was here? The bugs didn't know. The Zrofgvuks didn't know. But Zrofgvuk was happy, happy to be away from the sun, in the nice cool dark. But something was off.

"No bug families..."

There were kobold families, but it felt like a hundred winters since he talked to one. He was more bug than kobold. He saw a kobold trying to cut through a wall with a feather. Black ooze marked where she had tried to cut.

"The bugs and the Zrofgvuks think you need better cutting things."

Zrofgvuk drew the spoon from his robe, handing it to her.

"Spoon is better for cutting... Spoon is better for eveything."
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2011, 10:59:46 pm »

Name: T'co
Gender: Male
Apperence: Normal kobold with cropped ears
Weapon: Bow and arrows.
History: T'co has been a hunter eversince his dada showed him how to kill and what parts to eat.
Hunt untill one animal is killed, then construct arrows for my hunting bow oh and get the animal ready to eat.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2011, 11:34:05 pm »

Name: Frodo.
Gender: Male.
Apperance: Hairy feet. No scales.
Item: Copper Ring.
History: He has to take the Ring to... somewhere.


Name: Ftagn
Gender: Male.
Apperance: Scaley, like a fish.
Item: Copper Idol
History: Ia! Ia! Kobold Ftagn!


Name: Bookins.
Gender: Female.
Apperance: Cutebold with numerous bee stings.
Item: A leather bag and a pig tail cloth loincloth.
History: Father was a bug trainer. Mother also bug trainer. Bookins wants to continue family tradition of bug training. Not going well.

Action: Look for bugs.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2011, 08:25:13 am »

Gibblets
You stop daydreaming and say aloud, "I goes and finds some vermin to squash!" you then search around and find a small nest of blue beatles, they hiss as you pick them up but stop when you smoosh them.
+1 blue beatle nest near cave
+10 blue beatle paste


Taric
"Me make bigger rocks small, me now make bigger small rocks sharp" you take several of the larger rock chunks and make sharp rocks.
+5 sharp white rocks

Quipella
You write a thaught provoking poem about smells, "Red flowers are stinky, this slime does two, kobolds smell nice and so does tree goo."

Jfribble
You try to pack down all the dirt in the cave but get distracted by a shiny pebble and forget to keep working.
21% of cavern dirt smoothed.
+1 shiny green pebble


Rothgar
You steal Ahra's sapling and make wooden bolts out of it.
-1 copped down sapling
+15 wooden bolts


Zrofgvuk
You stand outside a cave, after wandering for a while in your recycled loincloth robe you are happy to get somewhere friendly.

T'co
You find a deer, you begin a fight with the deer, you miss the deer, the deer kicks you in the arm breaking the bone, the deer has escaped.
Your left arm has been broken. (wound severe)

Bookins
You look for bugs and find a red catapillar, and three baby spiders.
+1 red catapillar
+3 baby spiders


Ahra
You stand around thinking about clouds and fighting Owlmen.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2011, 08:29:30 am »

*sticks + Sharp rock = AXE*
"Me think good idea, Me take sticks and rocks and make things"
« Last Edit: January 28, 2011, 08:38:52 am by Taricus »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2011, 08:37:21 am »

what sinew?
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2011, 08:38:35 am »

Point taken, editing
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