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Author Topic: Cave of kobolds  (Read 17388 times)

Stone Wera

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #75 on: January 29, 2011, 11:35:58 pm »

Blame the rocks. I'll still be following the thread, you know.

(besides, dying in such a way seemed appropriate... I don't know why)
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2011, 02:50:08 am »

Continue  to practice Bardarti, make up words for those without rhymes.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2011, 11:24:11 am »

T'co
You hunt for small game, and find a bunny that you shoot and kill.
+1 bunny corpse

Gibblets
You squash beatle nest, the beatles dont like that and attack you.
You have gained 150 beatle bites, severe wound.

BLARGH
You gather sticks since your already at the cave.
+10 sticks

Taric
"Me Make more tools", you make several different kinds of tools even some your not sure what they are for.
+10 assorted tools

Bookins
You wakes up, you feel very sleepy still, you try to move but cant because you are webbed up, you notice your being dragged away by the baby spiders.

Rothgar
You try to shoot Ahra in the leg with some pointys, but miss and hit him in the head.

Ahra
You try to go hunting but are shot by Rothgar and cant.
Your head has gained a severe bolt wound.

Jribble
You try to convince others to worship the green pebble too, but they dont want to listen to you.

Garben
You go outside and forget why, so you stand there and pick at your tattoos.

Zrofgvuk
You fall and die.
Zrofgvuk has been struck down.

Quipella
You continue to practice Bardarti, make up words for those without rhymes, but have to stop when you cut your ear rhyming "blueberry" with "uncle larry".
You ear has gained a minor wound.

Fliftignh
You stand outside asleep.
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Ahra

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2011, 11:25:37 am »

FUCKER IM GONNA CHOP OF YOUR FUCKING TOUNGE throw javelin on him
« Last Edit: January 30, 2011, 01:24:53 pm by Ahra »
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

Taricus

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2011, 11:26:08 am »

"Me make more beds"
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2011, 11:32:50 am »

Gather more sticks Must make wall
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2011, 11:34:07 am »

make the bunny ready to eat. nurse arm
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2011, 12:24:28 pm »

Please stop the infighting you dopes you will kill each other and we will never be able to kill dwarves you dopes
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #83 on: January 30, 2011, 01:24:37 pm »

ok i try to use leaves to stop my HEAD from bleeding
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #84 on: January 30, 2011, 01:32:17 pm »

Will watch this.  :)
« Last Edit: January 30, 2011, 01:39:17 pm by Sinlessmoon »
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #85 on: January 30, 2011, 02:23:44 pm »

Flatten the ground in the cave some more. It would be a crime to see kobolds have hurt feet.
Even though no one is ever inside the cave ever.
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #86 on: January 30, 2011, 03:02:13 pm »

I will once I get alot of wood and stick I must make wall and fortifications and bows and lava traps (( wait we arent dwarves darn ))
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #87 on: January 30, 2011, 03:17:18 pm »

bask in self satisfaction.  8)
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #88 on: January 30, 2011, 03:48:47 pm »

ok i try to use leaves to stop my HEAD from bleeding
I'll help- something something kelp, I also won't shed a tear- but I'll fix up my ear! Yep, I suck at rhymes.  :D
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Re: Cave of kobolds
« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2011, 03:49:25 pm »

"Stab'ses me's out'sey a cave!"
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