I demand a redo
The battle was supposed to be against six lions.
Source:
They will be on a team againsit Six Lions
So it was...
Well I direct to footnotes #2 and #3.
However I'm perfectly certain that we can arrange for this to happen tod-
Urist McBeastKeeper: "Psst! We haven't got any more lions!"
Urist McArenaMaster: "Really? Are you sure?"
Urist McBeastKeeper: "Yessir I just ate the last one."
Urist McArenaMaster: ... ... ... "Well what do we have that hasn't been eaten?"
Urist McBeastKeeper: "Hmm... We got a cornbeakdog, some twinkies... ooh here-"
Urist McArenaMaster: "What ANIMALS do we have you incompetent buffoon? I can't pit a twinkie against a gladiator and expect people to pay to see it! Find me something or I swear by my beard you'll be dressed up as a gorilla and sent to fight."
Urist McBeastKeeper: "Uhh well... uh... We have some nice err... corpses... Those are better than twinkies right?"
Urist McArenaMaster: "Corpses... Ookay I can work with that.... Go, Try to match most of their limbs up onto the right torso, now get! Screw this up and you'll be scrubbing the animal pens with your beard! Run along now, I'm trying to do an introduction...*Cough* ah yes, as I was saying I'm perfectly sure that this rematch can happen tomorrow. We can't do it today since our well stocked menagerie of death is on its day of rest. I apologize, but I'm not about to disturb the sacred practices of hundreds of vicious animals merely for the enjoyment of boodthirsty spectators. Do not despair my loyal customers for we have something brutally awe-inspiring to end our day today.
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Today we shall feature 4 fights,
The first two shall be standard arena matches,
First in a battle of the bows we have...
Liberal Dmite
VS. Already Dead
Then to finish up with some old fashioned bloodlust inducing hack and slash we have...
Charzy FireBlood
VS. ODUN
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Then we have a special 1 on 1 fight. Our brave and noble warriors shall fight for your favor in... the Danger Zone! In essence we will be pitting two warriors together in a standard match, with the addition of the match being on a platform over a giant pool of lava... and that there are holes in the floor. This is a dangerous fight, so dangerous that we can't put fighters in without their consent! (Damn regs..) It is not expected that mighty warriors will brave increased danger without increased reward however, and so instead of picking an item up from the corpse of your fallen foe you shall be awarded with any iron item of your choosing.
Currently signed up for the match...
Liberal Dmite The II Vs. Already Dead
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Now... for our grand finale... We shall be doing an event that has never been attempted before. An event of such incredible power that the dead themselves shall rise. In the hallowed walls of this arena we shall be sponsoring *off-cadence drumroll* the DREADMARCH! Three Heroes shall rise to the call, and they shall face their doom... they shall face their destiny. The heroes shall see eye to eye with those that came before, and they shall spit their defiance into the black eyes of death even as they sunder the wretched hearts of the fallen with cold iron!
For this event three Gladiators will step forward, and they shall face off against every gladiator that has ever fallen in the arena. The fallen warriors shall be zombie or skeleton, (Randomly chosen) all of their skill picks will be reduced by 2, and they will have 2 randomly selected pieces of their former gear. The gladiators who survive this reign of hell on earth shall be rewarded with an additional skill point, 1 piece of armor from the fallen, and a mantle of the dead. (Really it's just a Phantom spider silk cloak, but mantle of the dead sounds better.)
Current Fighters,
Ragathgare the Destroyer \
Gaaben =VS= The Fallen
Remalle /
Good morning, and welcome to another glorious day of entertaining death.