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Farmerbob

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #180 on: February 21, 2011, 03:39:09 am »
I noticed the necro and looked, and sure enough, we don't have Belgareth or Beldin listed on the dwarf side, nor any other Belgariad or Mallorean characters!

There's plenty to argue either way on a lot of the other characters in the Belgariad and the Mallorean, but these two are with no doubt at all firmly on the Dwarf side.  Belgareth buried a ex-fellow disciple Belzedar alive, and Beldin waged a war of terror on Urvon for hundreds if not thousands of years.  We can go ahead and add Urvon to the Elf side, I guess.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #181 on: February 21, 2011, 10:54:26 am »
Gordon Freeman on elf team.

WHY YOU DO THIS. He does things in the name of !!science!! His solution to everything is Crowbar! He has Facial hair! What kind of elf has facial hair.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #182 on: February 21, 2011, 04:28:38 pm »
The Gurren brigade for Dorfs.

Kamina is sooooooooooooo manly.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #183 on: February 21, 2011, 04:43:19 pm »
I'd like to add in a Shin Megami Tensei protagonist, but it's highly likely that they will reject both sides and instead destroy both of them.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #184 on: February 26, 2011, 01:22:44 am »
I don't know why I didn't think of this until now...

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #185 on: March 01, 2011, 07:18:25 pm »
Quote from: GrayFoxUA on February 21, 2011, 10:54:26 am
Gordon Freeman on elf team.

WHY YOU DO THIS. He does things in the name of !!science!! His solution to everything is Crowbar! He has Facial hair! What kind of elf has facial hair.
I second this! He uses wooden planks as weapons!(Gravity gun)
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #186 on: March 02, 2011, 12:46:01 am »
Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #187 on: March 02, 2011, 08:16:25 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on March 02, 2011, 12:46:01 am
Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?
An elf. And besides, the Christianity is full of hypocrisy, which is very elfy. (They bitch at you if you cut down too many trees, yet they bring a lot of wood and things made of wood with them)
« Last Edit: March 02, 2011, 09:54:36 am by Vorthon »
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #188 on: March 02, 2011, 09:53:36 am »
Clint Eastwood for the dwarf side (if possible, with a .44 magnum)
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #189 on: March 02, 2011, 10:20:56 am »
a true space elf god of war
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #190 on: March 02, 2011, 06:12:46 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on March 02, 2011, 08:16:25 am
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on March 02, 2011, 12:46:01 am
Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?
An elf. And besides, the Christianity is full of hypocrisy, which is very elfy. (They bitch at you if you cut down too many trees, yet they bring a lot of wood and things made of wood with them)

Not funny, man. I'm not going to be the one to ruin this thread by starting a religious debate, so please. Take that somewhere else.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2011, 06:14:52 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #191 on: March 02, 2011, 09:32:05 pm »
Is Master Chief on the side of dwarves?
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #192 on: March 03, 2011, 12:10:24 am »
Master Chief is most certainly a dwarf. Have you seen the mission "Delta" in Halo 2?

Cortana: Can you possibly make any more noise?
Master Chief: *Pulls out rocket launcher*
Cortana: I guess so...
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #193 on: March 03, 2011, 01:20:41 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on March 02, 2011, 12:46:01 am
Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?

That's basically what the elf caravan does every year.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #194 on: March 03, 2011, 09:11:33 am »
Who else would care that there was no wine, and then make the water into wine?!
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H
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