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[Vorthon]

Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?

An elf. And besides, the Christianity is full of hypocrisy, which is very elfy. (They bitch at you if you cut down too many trees, yet they bring a lot of wood and things made of wood with them)

Not funny, man. I'm not going to be the one to ruin this thread by starting a religious debate, so please. Take that somewhere else.

What? I just sayin'.

And not gonna say anything more.

[Granite26]

George Washington did cut down that cherry tree...  and I hear he had like forty damn.... ne mind

Andrew Jackson got rid of all the Indians...

Al Gore and Teddy Roosevelt otoh, notorious hippies.

Which puts manbearpig on the other side.

Mecha Barbara Streisand sounds dwarven.

Bo and Luke were hicks, yet moonshiners, so tough call.

Darleks and Cybermen are mechanical...

Who is a famous midget wrestler?

[_DivideByZero_]

Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?

An elf. And besides, the Christianity is full of hypocrisy, which is very elfy. (They bitch at you if you cut down too many trees, yet they bring a lot of wood and things made of wood with them)

Not funny, man. I'm not going to be the one to ruin this thread by starting a religious debate, so please. Take that somewhere else.

What? I just sayin'.

And not gonna say anything more.

Alright, thanks.

[HighEndNoob]

The wizards in Magicka are dwarves. They 1-hand M60's! And use a Hot-dog-on-a-stick as a weapon.

[Megaman3321]

Van Helsing (and Halen, for that matter) should be on the dwarf side.

[Zaerosz]

I nominate Eridan Ampora from Homestuck for the dwarf side. Sure, he's a whiny little prick, but he FIGHTS WITH THE POWER OF !!SCIENCE!!. For that matter, Gamzee can be a dwarf too. Going insane and murdering your closest friends is very dwarfy.

[KaguroDraven]

I put forth Old Testiment God as a dwarf. Fire and brimstone, plauges, slaughtering first born sons, floods. Good times.

[Kaiser Reinhard]

Not to mention YHWH is often depicted with a beard.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I nominate Eridan Ampora from Homestuck for the dwarf side. Sure, he's a whiny little prick, but he FIGHTS WITH THE POWER OF !!SCIENCE!!. For that matter, Gamzee can be a dwarf too. Going insane and murdering your closest friends is very dwarfy.

Furthermore, I would place Dave, Jade and Karkat as dwarves (legendary swordsdwarf w/artifact sword, lives in an awesome tower next to a volcano, and constantly tantrumming, respectively) and Kanaya for the elven side (landscaping hobby that involves plants and nature instead of magma or massive pointless constructions).

[dwarfguy2]

I see the dwarves' Chuck Norris and, in order to give the elves someone useful, nominate Gandalf the Gray, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Phil S. Crustin, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan to fight on the side of the filthy treehuggers. (Any of these already dwarvernly nominated can be discarded.)

[Holodmer]

"Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman"
"Private Leonard "Paula" Lawrence"

dwarfs for sure

[Gatleos]

Elves: Robin Williams
Dwarves: George Carlin

[Lagslayer]

Elves: Robin Williams
Dwarves: George Carlin

in this order:

yes
HELL YES!

[Dwarfu]

David Bowie should be removed from the Elves.  Goblins or Dwarfs are more suitable.

Give the Elves Ziggy Stardust.

Also for the Dwarfs, MasterBlaster (or at least Master) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.  "a diminutive former engineer, who parlays his technical expertise into building the methane extractor responsible for Bartertown's electricity."  Can't be more dwarfy than that.