FANTASY TURN:The monsoon rages on! The ship is being sucked into the maelstrom!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackThe Great Sea Is CursedActionsFW: Climb onto the deck. Summon George.
(...) Swinging your weight around, you grab the rope with both hands and haul yourself up onto the deck!
(...) Figuring George must be underwater right now, you focus your summoning powers and attempt to teleport him back to you. Suddenly, a bubble of water blinks into existence on the deck and washes outward, revealing George! But he's... different. You must have used too much summoning energy and glinched him with a fish when you teleported him!
George now has fins and gills! And he's awesome enough to get his own status info!Fantasy: Keep a sharp lookout from the crow's nest.
(...) Climbing to the crow's nest, you keep a lookout and assist Edgar in navigating the ship out of the storm.
Fantasy:Run a distance, pull out 3 throwing knifes, and throw them at Mr. Drunken guy.
(...) You toss all twenty throwing daggers at the drunkard,
(...) and the wall of blades reduces him to a fine pink mist! The blades ricochet around the room,
(...) and one scratches you on the arm! Eventually all the daggers stick in the wooden walls, but not before one bounces off of a hanging battleaxe and showers a small trail of gunpowder with sparks! The gunpowder begins burning. Only now do you realize that this room is also used to store the ship's whole supply of gunpowder,
and that burning trail of gunpowder leads right into a leaking barrel!Fantasy: Sleep through all this.
(...) You have the greatest freaking nap of all time. Seriously, you're a sleeping MACHINE. What's this...? Oh, a dream!
You awake in a brightly lit corridor full of flaming kittens. In fact, someone's using flaming kittens as a lighting fixture. Nice.Fantasy: Continue sailing into NOT THE MAELSTROM
(...) You regress so deeply into your pirate instincts while navigating the storm that you can hear your pirate ancestors.
Bloodbeard: "Stop bein' such a pansy, Edgar! Push harder! You're a disappointment to the whole family!"
DAMN YOU UNCLE BLOODBEEEEAAAAARRRRD!
You can hear distant directions coming from above.
Edgar, there's a rock ahead! Veer right! The wind is shifting! That's it, you've got it! Coming around, you see blue skies in the distance. You turn around and see the maelstrom behind you. You did it!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: High-fiving George. Somehow.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Keeping a lookout from the crow's nest.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Navigating the storm.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: OSHI-
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x20 |
SwordWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken Ankle |
Light BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
DescriptionCurrently: Dreaming.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory: N/A
Wounds: N/A
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor