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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 304400 times)

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #375 on: February 03, 2011, 10:51:09 pm »
I'm gonna join the looonnngggg queue.
Meta:
Name: Avin James
Occupation: Computer Programmer

Fantasy:
Name: Powder Miner
Occupation: BLANGED MINER! AND A HUMAN ONE AT THAT.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #376 on: February 03, 2011, 11:20:07 pm »
Meta: Sit patiently as to avoid hurting myself.
Fantasy: Seeing the pirate with the bottle, follow him and follow Dwarf instincts!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #377 on: February 03, 2011, 11:25:53 pm »
Give us update! Kill kill kill!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #378 on: February 03, 2011, 11:26:32 pm »
All actions in within 1 hour and 42 minutes.   That has got to be some kind of record.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #379 on: February 03, 2011, 11:33:49 pm »
Nominated for Hall of Legends.

GO NOW MY FELLOWS, GO AND VOTE!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #380 on: February 03, 2011, 11:49:27 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on February 03, 2011, 10:51:09 pm
I'm gonna join the looonnngggg queue.
Meta:
Name: Avin James
Occupation: Computer Programmer

Fantasy:
Name: Powder Miner
Occupation: BLANGED MINER! AND A HUMAN ONE AT THAT.
Added! You think this one is long, check out Multiworld Madness' queue.
Quote from: dermonster on February 03, 2011, 11:33:49 pm
Nominated for Hall of Legends.

GO NOW MY FELLOWS, GO AND VOTE!
I didn't even know there were forum games on that list!
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #381 on: February 03, 2011, 11:50:48 pm »
Multiworld madness is the only one on there, RTD wise.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 32: Glass Storm]
« Reply #382 on: February 04, 2011, 01:07:13 am »
Quote from: monk12 on February 03, 2011, 10:07:23 pm
Quote from: dermonster on February 03, 2011, 09:45:07 pm
Suck navy under the sea.

Oh this will end well.

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Turn 33
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META TURN:
The main deck is open for exploration!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Sanctuary

Actions
Quote from: dermonster on February 03, 2011, 09:45:07 pm
RW: Back, back, Dir: Weapons Department.
(...)
Code: [Select]
PERICLASE\Main>dir Weapons Dept.

Directory of PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.

5/23/2206   2:05 PM   <DIR>   .
5/23/2206   4:02 PM   <DIR>   ..
2/12/2204   1:27 PM   <DIR>   Memos
4/23/2203   8:43 AM   <DIR>   Production Orders
4/17/2205   8:11 PM   <DIR>   R&D Notes
                  0 File(s)       0 bytes
                  3 Dir(s)   10,385,284,597,267,598,256,587 bytes free

PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.>_
Quote from: HighEndNoob on February 03, 2011, 10:01:18 pm
Meta: try to heal divides's hand
(...) You clumsily attempt to treat John's hand.
John: "MMMPPHH!"
Quote from: monk12 on February 03, 2011, 10:07:23 pm
Meta: Master control of newfound psychic abilities. Then float slightly.
(...) You feel mental energy flow through your mind and down to your hands. Holding one hand in front of you, you telekinetically pull all of the glass fragments out of Frederick's arm. You have mastered your telekinesis! You float around the room a bit. Holding yourself up with your mind is tiring.
Quote from: Frelock on February 03, 2011, 10:21:41 pm
Meta: Carry plasma gun back to medibay, with my teeth if I have to.  Get arm healed.
(...) The pain is too much, and you fall to your knees! Blood pours from your arm...
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on February 03, 2011, 11:20:07 pm
Meta: Sit patiently as to avoid hurting myself.
(...) You sit and do absolutely nothing.

...

Oh no, that song is stuck in your head again!

John: "MMMPPPHH! MMMMPPPPPPHHHH!!!"

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Bleeding. A lot.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...)
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Augmenting mental abilities.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Broken Leg x2
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Failing at healing John.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Broken Nose
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: "Wind-up crank, ninja tank..."
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding | Broken Hand
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 04, 2011, 01:16:44 am by Gatleos »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 33: Alto Voice and Blackbelt Rank]
« Reply #383 on: February 04, 2011, 02:17:30 am »
Meta: Forget the torch; get to the medical bay.

Fantasy: Steer this ship out of here!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 33: Alto Voice and Blackbelt Rank]
« Reply #384 on: February 04, 2011, 02:54:15 am »
Quote from: dermonster on February 03, 2011, 10:21:33 pm
MG: Recall general layout of castle in ASCII
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 33: Alto Voice and Blackbelt Rank]
« Reply #385 on: February 04, 2011, 07:43:40 am »
pfthahahahah

RW: open R&D notes

FW: Get on that damned ship.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2011, 05:23:46 pm by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 33: Alto Voice and Blackbelt Rank]
« Reply #386 on: February 04, 2011, 05:18:31 pm »
Whoo telekinesis! Although I can't help but notice that my legs are almost healed AFTER I found the ability to float everywhere. Such is life, I suppose.

Meta: Get Frelock to the medbay.

Fantasy: Use my vast piratical knowledge to get the ship out of the maelstrom. After regaining consciousness, of course.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 33: Alto Voice and Blackbelt Rank]
« Reply #387 on: February 04, 2011, 05:24:50 pm »
Almost Forgot: MG: Find a way inside. Preferably where nobody can see me.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 33: Alto Voice and Blackbelt Rank]
« Reply #388 on: February 04, 2011, 05:55:01 pm »
Meta: try to heal my nose
Fantasy: see if there is a weapons armory.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 33: Alto Voice and Blackbelt Rank]
« Reply #389 on: February 04, 2011, 08:21:10 pm »
Meta: Try to develop self-healing powers, somehow.
Fantasy: Carry a bottle with me and check what's going on.
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