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[monk12]

Damn you Uncle Bloodbeard!


Meta: Investigate the Storage Pods, take... six? Damn I suck at this.

Fantasy: Ask the dwarf to afix the harpoon gun to my stump the remainder of my right arm.

We're all going to die, aren't we?

[_DivideByZero_]

Meta: Feel if there's anyone next to me and follow him.
Fantasy: Look for socks.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: try to learn more about medical actions
Fantasy: cut the gunpowder trail, and grab my daggers and find either a gun or Morning Star

[Frelock]

That's fast.

A smooth criminal is always in the right place at the right time.

[Gatleos]

6's now give half an experience point, as opposed to the zero it gave before. Through some retconning with that rule in mind, Derm got some new toys! Oh, and there may have been another person with you. That had a magical demon-culling sword. Who is now at the bottom of the ocean.

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Turn 36
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META TURN:
The main deck is open for exploration!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Sanctuary

Actions

Meta: Get medical treatment, then go back and get that blowtorch again.

(...) You activate the medi-bot.
Medi-Bot: "DO YOU REQUIRE-"
You point at your arm.
Medi-Bot: "ADMINISTERING CARE."
The medi-bot sprays that same gel-like ointment on your arm and the pain stops immediately. It then wraps your arm in bandages.
Medi-Bot: "TREATMENT COMPLETE."
You run back to the mech-storage room and pick up the blowtorch with some difficulty. John starts following you on the way back for some reason.

RW: Back, open heavy weapons and artillery

(...)
You find more text files.

Code: [Select]

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Name:Railgun
Magnetically-operated weapon that fires a
heavy projectile at high velocity, tearing
through multiple targets.
----------------------------------------
Name:Magnetic Pulse Cannon
Medium to long range heavy weapon which
fires a heavy EMP wave at high velocity.
----------------------------------------
Name:Gauss Rifle
Heavy automatic assault rifle which fires
hot gauss bolts.
----------------------------------------


Code: [Select]

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Name:Gamma Repeater
High-energy wave-emitting turret designed
to disable organic troops.
----------------------------------------
Name:Gauss Gun
Heavy gauss laser turret which prioritizes
large targets.
----------------------------------------
Name:Neutron Nova Reactor
Stationary self-powered turret which fires
heavy nova waves. Largest artillery used
by ground troops.


Meta: Investigate the Storage Pods, take... six? Damn I suck at this.

(...) You wander around the room for a minute, doing nothing in particular. What were you going to do again?

Meta: Feel if there's anyone next to me and follow him.

(...) You hear someone pass by, so you start following them. You have no idea where you are.

Meta: try to learn more about medical actions

(...) You walk to the medbay and have a chat with Medi-bot. Using your previous knowledge with Medi-bot's teachings, you become proficient in healthcare!

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.\R&D Notes\>_
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Healing.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Uhhh...
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: N/A
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Reading sketchy medical manuals.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Broken Nose
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Following Frederick.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding | Broken Hand
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

Clear waters lie between you and Helmath!

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!

Current Soundtrack
Ocean Redux

Actions

Fantasy: Sensing danger, run down to the powder-keg room and cut the line of gunpowder.

(...) You trip on your way out of the crow's nest and barely manage to grab onto the rigging before you plummet to the deck below!

FW: Shoot a water blast into the ocean.

(...) You spray water the wrong way! Now it looks like you wet your pants robe. Great.

Fantasy: Ask the dwarf to afix the harpoon gun to my stump the remainder of my right arm.

(...) You turn to Urist, but it looks like he fell asleep. So you attach the harpoon gun yourself with some spare rope lying around. HARPOON AAAARRRRRM.

Fantasy: Look for socks.

(...) You walk down the dimly lit hall and find a WHOLE ROOM FULL OF SOCKS. WOOOOOOOOO. You grab an armful and carry them back to your masterfully engraved bedroom, and tie one around the neck of your cat Nist. Ahhhh, Nist. Suddenly, you hear screaming in the distance!

Fantasy: cut the gunpowder trail, and grab my daggers and find either a gun or Morning Star

(...) You quickly break the trail of gunpowder and collect your knives from around the room. You can only find 18. Then you look over the various weapons in the room. You can't find a morningstar, but there's a crude flintlock musket near the back.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Discreetly wringing out his robe.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring | George (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Black Eye
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast | Superheat
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Hanging from the rigging.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Sack o' Gold | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes
Wounds: None
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Admiring his HARPOON AAAARRRRMMM.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Armor
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Looking over weapons.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Throwing Dagger x18 | Sword
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Broken Ankle | Light Bleeding
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
Description
Currently: Dreaming.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe
Wounds: None
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance
Name: George
Description: A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Amphibious

Locations
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor

[Frelock]

Meta:Head out to section 5

Fantasy:Do some pull-ups to increase my strength.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: find Divide, and try to heal his hand
Fantasy: Grab the gun and some gunpowder and run to the deck.

[Dermonster]

RW: Back Back Back >>> Private

FW: George: Crawl into one of my robes many pockets. Failing that, use the top of my head as a perch, like in my Japanese animes. Me: Summon a small kitten.

[monk12]

Whee harpoon arm! Useful? No. Awesome? YES!

Meta: SSTTTOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEE   POOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSS!  Yelling seemed to work last time.

Fantasy: Sail to Fantasy Island Volcano Island

[_DivideByZero_]

Meta: Keep following him. No matter what.
Fantasy: Make a crossbow out of socks and other spare materials.

[Gatleos]

I forgot to mention it in the turn before, but the mayor was carried onto the ship before the maelstrom started. So he's still with you.

[Gatleos]

Yes, I'm fleshing out your fantasy characters with ridiculous backstories.

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Turn 37
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META TURN:
The main deck is open for exploration!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Sanctuary

Actions

Meta:Head out to section 5

(...) You slip out of the mech storage room and head down to sector 5. John follows you, holding your hand. Weird.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There are a few ugly-looking couches and a flat-screen TV. At the back of the room you can see a pedestal. It begins shining a bright blue color as you step into the room.

Meta: find Divide, and try to heal his hand

(...) Pulling a scalpel from the medkit, you run into sector 5 after John and Frederick and stab John's broken hand! He screams through his thick bandages and swings his arms wildly! (...) He side-swipes you in the gut and you stagger back!

RW: Back Back Back >>> Private

(...) The Private directory is full of numbered folders, so you open one.

Code: [Select]

PERICLASE\Main>dir Private

Directory of PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.\Private\A26363450

5/23/2206   5:05 PM   <DIR>   .
5/23/2206   1:02 PM   <DIR>   ..
4/22/2206   7:33 PM   <DIR>   Docs
4/23/2206   6:22 AM   192      FedMail.lnk
3/17/2206   8:12 PM   1845     lol.jpg
                  2 File(s)       2037 bytes
                  3 Dir(s)   10,385,284,597,267,598,256,587 bytes free

PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.\Private\A26363450>_


Meta: SSTTTOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEE   POOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSS!  Yelling seemed to work last time.

(...) You shout at the storage pods for a while. They must have been used to store those mechs that exploded earlier.

Meta: Keep following him. No matter what.

(...) You tightly hold onto the person's hand and follow them around, nuzzling them periodically. Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your hand and swing your arms blindly, eventually hitting... something.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.\Private\A26363450>_
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Looking around Sector 5.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Yelling at inanimate objects.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: N/A
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Stabbing John.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Broken Nose
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Following Frederick.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Light Bleeding | Heavy Bleeding | Broken Hand
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

Clear waters lie between you and Helmath!

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!

Current Soundtrack
Ocean Redux

Actions

Fantasy:Do some pull-ups to increase my strength.

(...) You do one pull-up and tire yourself out. Your hands are starting to slip!

Fantasy: Grab the gun and some gunpowder and run to the deck.

(...) You lash the whole barrel of gunpowder to your back, grab the musket and run back to the deck! You're having trouble moving.

FW: George: Crawl into one of my robes many pockets. Failing that, use the top of my head as a perch, like in my Japanese animes. Me: Summon a small kitten.

(...) George perches on top of your head, and (...) you summon a little kitten! Suddenly, the sleepwalking Urist walks over to you and picks up the kitten!
Urist: I'M SORRY, NIST!

Fantasy: Sail to Fantasy Island Volcano Island

(...) You point the ship toward Helmath and set sail!

Fantasy: Make a crossbow out of socks and other spare materials.

(...) You can't find any materials, but you can hear the tantrum spiral outside getting worse! Looks like you'll have to butcher Nist to make a crossbow and bolts...

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Staring at Urist.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring | George (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Black Eye
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast | Superheat
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Hanging from the rigging.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Sack o' Gold | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes
Wounds: None
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Navigating.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Armor
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Lugging around a barrel of gunpowder.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Throwing Dagger x18 | Sword | Musket | Musket Ammo x35 | Barrel of Gunpowder
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Broken Ankle | Light Bleeding
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
Description
Currently: Dreaming.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe
Wounds: None
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance
Name: George
Description: A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Amphibious

Locations
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor

[Dermonster]

RW: Open lol.jpg and FedMail.lnk. Then open docs?

FW: Overheat Urists beard. TAKE BACK TEH KITTEH.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Opps sorry! Repeat previous action
Fantasy: Wake up divide before Nist is butchered. Or after, just to heal my ankle.

[_DivideByZero_]

Meta: Flail around some more intending to administer punishment on whoever violated the chain of command.
Fantasy: Lock the door and wait for the spiral to end. Urist is too dwarfy to take the logical course of action.