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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 299070 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 0: Full Circle]
« Reply #1185 on: May 27, 2011, 07:58:21 pm »
Examine room.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 0: Full Circle]
« Reply #1186 on: May 27, 2011, 08:00:36 pm »
Attempt to join game somehow >.>
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 0: Full Circle]
« Reply #1187 on: May 27, 2011, 08:05:55 pm »
...so the evil computer overlord that has enslaved humanity is a sentient version of Dwarf Fortress? Awesome! All we have to do to defeat it is set it on fire and it won't notice!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 0: Full Circle]
« Reply #1188 on: May 27, 2011, 08:13:57 pm »
No dude. Open HFS. FPS DEATH HAH!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 0: Full Circle]
« Reply #1189 on: May 27, 2011, 09:46:53 pm »
We now return to our regularly scheduled game, already in progress.

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Turn 98
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META TURN:

Definitely arachnids.

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Potential For Anything

Actions
Quote from: Frelock on May 27, 2011, 01:19:25 am
Meta: Find my way to the gravity room.
(...) Will do.

...

Okay, you're there. And sliding fast!
Quote from: dermonster on May 27, 2011, 06:40:20 am
RW: HOW COULD YOU!? Disassemble mini-spiders for parts!
(...) You use your helmet to broadcast a signal that attracts all the mecha-spiders toward you, and the swarm washes over you as you slide down the steep slope! You begin ripping the spiders apart, but the horde starts to engulf you!
Quote from: monk12 on May 27, 2011, 11:36:01 am
Meta: Accelerate towards the unexplored area by any means necessary!
(...) You would have happily slid in that direction considering your current inclination (ho ho ho), but you instead elect to cling to the steep slope. The others slide past you.
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on May 27, 2011, 05:05:43 pm
RW: Look for explosives to shoot.
(...) You find some explosives, and shoot them. You fire one of the paperweights at the laboratory's gas line, blowing a huge hole in the wall! Millions more mecha-spiders pour out, engulfing the whole room!
Quote from: HighEndNoob on May 27, 2011, 06:05:15 pm
Meta: Contruct Gauss rifle that fires cleaning substance bottles for ammo
(...) You modify the nozzle of the steam-cleaner to fire off bottles at high speed using air pressure, then build an ignition mechanism using the metal shavings and various tools from the medkit. Just attach a bottle to the end, spray it down with the spray can, and pull the trigg- OH GOD SPIDERS THEY'RE ALL OVER YOU

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Drowning in spiders.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Keen Helmet | Leather Gloves | Pencil x4 | Guitar | Coffee Mug | Marshall Coburn (commanding) | Micro Mecha Spider (commanding?)
Wounds: Heavy Burns
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Bleeding from his eye socket.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm | EYE SCREAM
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Clinging to the slope.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle | Balloon Animal | Mirror Suit
Wounds: Broken Rib
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis | Pyrokinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Gettin' swarmed.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner | Wheelchair | Burlap Sack | Spray Can | Gas Mask | Bucket | Cleanz0r (commanding)
Wounds: Missing Legs | Triple Head Bumps | Blind
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT | Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy | Clairvoyance
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: DOOMING US ALL
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades | Cheetah Arm | Spacesuit | Arm Cannon | Paperweight x3
Wounds: None
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser | Web Shooter

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong
Spur of Conflagration to Giga Lazor

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters
Maintenance Deck 3, Engineering Lab
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 09:49:21 pm by Gatleos »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1190 on: May 27, 2011, 10:28:16 pm »
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You fire one of the paperweights at the laboratory's gas line, blowing a huge hole in the wall!

Meta: IGNITE THE GAS WITH MY MIND

Fantasy: Retract grappling hook, flipping gracefully onto the deck
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1191 on: May 27, 2011, 10:30:32 pm »
RW: FIRE SPHERE!

MC: ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE!

FW: Project Mutated Pet Cat is a go. Call it Mutie.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 07:36:45 am by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1192 on: May 28, 2011, 10:17:08 am »
Meta: CLEANZOR SPRAY WATER ON ME! COUNTER THE SPIDERS WITH MY MOP!
Fantasy: Sit down
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1193 on: May 28, 2011, 10:47:58 am »
RW: Flee! Let everyone else take care of it!
FW: Triple-wield leg-chucks, battle ax, and war hammer with my beard and sideburns, then find a narrow hallway to explore.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1194 on: May 28, 2011, 12:36:40 pm »
Meta: Help Derm make a Combo Attack, tweak the odds

Fantasy: Climb up the rope, and help edgar while I'm at it.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1195 on: May 28, 2011, 12:38:17 pm »
Ooh, Frelock, this is gonna be awesome ^.^
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1196 on: May 30, 2011, 08:26:38 pm »
Looking back to that prologue turn series, I am a bit saddened that apparently Hussie abandoned his entire website a few days ago/for 14 years.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1197 on: May 30, 2011, 08:37:53 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on May 30, 2011, 08:26:38 pm
Looking back to that prologue turn series, I am a bit saddened that apparently Hussie abandoned his entire website a few days ago/for 14 years.
What? There was an update today. And a couple days ago. And the two days before that. And on the 15th with semi-regular updates since.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1198 on: May 30, 2011, 08:39:51 pm »
From the screen shot from 2025. Last page.

It was a joke.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 98: Blast Off]
« Reply #1199 on: May 30, 2011, 09:44:21 pm »
Clearly we are in an alternate reality, and in fact, the divergence point between our reality and the reality in which we end up in space with explody collars is when Hussie stops updating.
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