FANTASY TURN:Or not.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackThe Flying DuckmanActionsFantasy: Retract grappling hook, flipping gracefully onto the deck
(...) The grappling hook quickly retracts into your arm, propelling you and Frelock up onto the deck! You both slam into HEN and fall to the deck in a heap.
FW: Project Mutated Pet Cat is a go. Call it Mutie.
(...) You create a small cat with glowing eyes and crab claws. You decide to call it Mutie!
Fantasy: Sit down
(...) You decide to rest, so you lean against the cabin door. Suddenly, Frelock and Monk fly up onto the deck and slam into you, causing you to tumble down the stairs to the deck below! You pass out at the foot of the stairs from blood loss.
FW: Triple-wield leg-chucks, battle ax, and war hammer with my beard and sideburns, then find a narrow hallway to explore.
(...) Your sideburns sag from the weight of the ax and hammer, dangling uselessly. You walk below deck, past a group of busy ghost pirates. At the bottom of the ship, you find a furnace glowing brightly with otherworldly turquoise flames. Brightly glowing energy surrounds a rotating turbine which bisects the furnace, and the machine is surrounded by a ring of hovering ghosts. They look like they're meditating or something.
Fantasy: Climb up the rope, and help edgar while I'm at it.
(...) Edgar retracts the rope before you can do anything, sending you flying onto the deck above!
Bloodbeard turns away from the navigation wheel and faces Edgar and Frelock. "Now that we're all safe, let's get down to business. How much do you know?"
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Mutating the crap out of his cat.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Blank ParchmentWounds:
Heavy Burns |
Missing Left HandAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Laying on the deck.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
Black EyeAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Laying on the deck.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Crumpled at the bottom of the stairs.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy Bleeding |
UnconsciousAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Engine Room, Mysterious Ship
Currently: Staring.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Legchucks | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding |
FaintAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress