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Turn 98
**********~META TURN:Definitely arachnids.
GoalsFind the keycard stations.
Current SoundtrackPotential For AnythingActionsMeta: Find my way to the gravity room.
(...) Will do.
...
Okay, you're there. And sliding fast!
RW: HOW COULD YOU!? Disassemble mini-spiders for parts!
(...) You use your helmet to broadcast a signal that attracts all the mecha-spiders toward you, and the swarm washes over you as you slide down the steep slope! You begin ripping the spiders apart, but the horde starts to engulf you!
Meta: Accelerate towards the unexplored area by any means necessary!
(...) You would have happily slid in that direction considering your current inclination (ho ho ho), but you instead elect to cling to the steep slope. The others slide past you.
RW: Look for explosives to shoot.
(...) You find some explosives, and shoot them. You fire one of the paperweights at the laboratory's gas line, blowing a huge hole in the wall!
Millions more mecha-spiders pour out, engulfing the whole room!Meta: Contruct Gauss rifle that fires cleaning substance bottles for ammo
(...) You modify the nozzle of the steam-cleaner to fire off bottles at high speed using air pressure, then build an ignition mechanism using the metal shavings and various tools from the medkit. Just attach a bottle to the end, spray it down with the spray can, and pull the trigg- OH GOD SPIDERS THEY'RE ALL OVER YOU
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derek L.Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Drowning in spiders.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers |
Metal Spear |
Keen Helmet | Leather Gloves | Pencil x4 | Guitar |
Coffee Mug |
Marshall Coburn (commanding) |
Micro Mecha Spider (commanding?)Wounds:
Heavy BurnsAbilities:
Code Expert |
Neckbeard |
NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frederick StephonavichOccupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Bleeding from his eye socket.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Laser Dagger |
Cheetah ArmWounds:
Missing Arm |
EYE SCREAMAbilities:
Uncanny Prediction |
Actuary's Lament |
Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name:
MonkOccupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Clinging to the slope.
Inventory:
Moist Top Hat |
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Plasma Rifle |
Balloon Animal |
Mirror SuitWounds:
Broken RibAbilities:
Applied Phlebotinum |
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life |
MacGyvering |
Telekinesis |
Pyrokinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
Kyle HammersOccupation: Janitor
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: Gettin' swarmed.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Mop | Rubber Gloves |
Medkit |
Power Cleaner | Wheelchair |
Burlap Sack |
Spray Can |
Gas Mask | Bucket |
Cleanz0r (commanding)Wounds:
Missing Legs | Triple Head Bumps |
BlindAbilities:
That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! |
Clean Freak |
Custodial Might |
EMT |
Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy |
Clairvoyance
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
John FreemanOccupation: Drill Sergeant
Location: Engineering Lab, Deck M3
Currently: DOOMING US ALL
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
1/2 Jumpsuit |
Turban |
Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts |
Caruso Shades |
Cheetah Arm |
Spacesuit |
Arm Cannon | Paperweight x3
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Major Payne |
Fullmetal Jacket |
Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description:
A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus. Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Eye Laser |
Web Shooter
Group AttacksImpromptu SingalongSpur of Conflagration to Giga LazorLocations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters
Maintenance Deck 3, Engineering Lab
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
FANTASY TURN:Gas power and ghost power are very similar, yes.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackWhites of Their SkullsActionsFantasy: Prove Agent S. wrong.
(...) You fall on your face spectacularly.
FW: Summon pet cat. Mutate it extensively. Call it Tom.
(...) You produce a foul-smelling puff of smoke.
Fantasy: Return topside, help Frelock aboard
(...) The ship begins to rumble as the engines are stoked, and you sprint up the stairs toward the ship's deck! Snagging the grappling hook on the railing, you leap down to the snowy field below and grab Frelock with your legs! The line of beak dogs charges at full speed! Just then, you feel the slack on the rope tighten. You and Frelock are pulled backward into the air by the now-cruising airship just as the beak dogs swarm around you!
"What now?"
"I didn't think this far ahead."
FW: Remove soap and heal self. Come on!
(...) You pull the soap out of your throat and stitch up your neck wound. You'll liiiiiive!
Fantasy: Un-chock Urist.
(...) But you left your nun-chucks at home!
...Oh,
un-choke him. Er, sorry. Your turn has already passed now.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Nothing much.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Blank ParchmentWounds:
Heavy Burns |
Missing Left HandAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: The Sky
Currently: Hanging on for his life.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
Black EyeAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: The Sky
Currently: Flailing wildly in the air.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Misspeaking.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy Bleeding |
FaintAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Mysterious Ship
Currently: Stitching himself up.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Legchucks | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding |
FaintAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress