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[vadia]

Quip: Granted, but only stone's mind, and they aren't that interesting.


I wish I could sleep on a bed on nails like a fakir.

Whoa, give everybody a chance to post before going to the next round.

[dwarfguy2]

@Quip: All the thoughts in your head that aren't yours drive you insane.

I wish for an atkins diet.

[wolfchild]

il take number 5

[vadia]

(to dwarfguy2)NPC2 The atkins diet exists -- but it's just as hard as ever to keep on the diet.

wishes for a big boat

[wolfchild]

You have a big boat, unfortunately it is in the middle of a salt pan

I wish for a cool Tshirt

[vadia]

NPC1 You have one shirt, but boy is it cool.

Congrats Sheb (6) gets an oscar meyer wiener – now everybody loves his **censored** while NPC1 gets a hot dog

Sheb gets a whole crate of valium, while quip (6) gets insomnia—maybe he could buy some valium from Sheb to sleep?  This may have negative effects later on if not dealt with.

Way to go Quip!  You can read minds but can’t tell if the thoughts are real or not and you keep hearing voices that you’re pretty sure aren’t really thoughts and you’re not always sure who is thinking.- and dwarfguy (3) feels lucky for the next round (for corrupting, mind you).

Dwarfguy now finds it very difficult to keep to any Atkins style diet (2)

NPC2 has a big boat in the middle of a salt plain (4)

Yes Wolfchild you do have one singular cool T-Shirt, and fortunately you can wear coats over it in the winter, but you’d better keep it clean because while that’s the coolest T-shirt I’ve ever seen, it will reek to high heaven. NPC feels lucky (3)

Round 2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

In the upcoming month between wishes, NPC1 eats his hotdog and plays DF

NPC1 wishes for DF to run faster!

[quip]

Granted. But the awesome levels of DF are now greater than your computer can process and it blows up, setting your house on fire in the process.
I wish I could drink alcohol at Dorfly levels.

[Sheb]

Granted, but that doesn't prevent your from going into a coma afterward.

I wish to be able to sleep on nails like the fakirs do.

[dwarfguy2]

Granted, you can sleep on a bed of nails, it still hurts though.

I wish for an excersise program!

[Sheb]

You get an exercise program. It's written in Tagalog and you cannot read it.

[vadia]

You get an exercise program. It's written in Tagalog and you cannot read it.

Sheb, you're jumping the boat.

We're waiting for wolfcub and I won't have acess (due to the sabbath) until tomorrow night so just take this as a sign

I ain't dead

[wolfchild]

im gonna assume that i ignore what sgheb said and corrupt dwarfguys wish

YOu get an excercise programe, unfortunately it is also called Boot Camp

I wish the world were not run by idiots

[vadia]

npc2
to wolfcub: ok well they're ruled by evil dictators, but smart ones -- so everybody goes to gulag who doesn't go to bootcamp.

I wish I was smarter

NPC1
You get smarter like a rpg character, you can't walk now.

[vadia]

Round 2
NPC1's computer blows up for no good reason burning his house down (2)

Quip looks awfulhe must have lost a few pounds, has circles under his eyes, and is a bit jumpy.  In other news he may not read his roll without deciding whether to drink or not

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 he may drink as much as he likes -- it has no effect

Both Sheb and dwarfguy2 have beds of nails.  Because he didn't mention them not hurting it still hurts.(5+1)

Dwarfguy goes to bootcamp, but it's a very poor bootcamp -- they don't excercize much.  The food stinks, bugbites, boring punishment forever and then some, but no excercize.  And as mentioned already your only beds are those of nails.(2)

NPC2 goes to gulag And the world gets better leaders (6)

NPC2 gets smarter, but NPC1 can't walk (5+1)

[dwarfguy2]

I wish my boot camp had better living conditions.