I successfully didn't kill myself while healing. Oh happy day!
Mime make ship fire repeatedly at hostile swarms of enemies to all mimekind that appeared from Phobos!
ATTACK [2] Buttons too small for mime hands! (Also, too electrocuty)
DEFENCE [1] Somehow, don't ask he how, all the demons die horrible painful deaths. I have no idea why or how, but they just do. They just do.
Og, Gug, Ock! -1 health.Actually, this is what happens:
ATTACK [5] Despite the buttons being too smal for mime hands, you manage to blast large amounts of ammo at the demons.
DEFENCE [1] Every single demon is hit, from the biggest baron to the smallest imp. Congratulations! You saved the word from evil horrible demons! And you didn't have to get electrocuted to do it!
Medal get: Demon Slayer Order mime snakemen to prepare against the Phobos and potential Mars settlement invasion. Tell monkeys to order banana bushes (trees?) from nearest space catalog.
[AUTO 4] The mime snakemen begin to prepare defences against the potential Mars settlement invasion. Soon, a giant invisible box surrounds their village. The monkeys accent the box's invisibility with some tasteful banana trees.
Item get: Banana TreesHire a crew of the most vicious space clowns in the universe.
Roll to Forge the World: Make stars and water.
[5] You hire the most vicious, evil and soul-killing space clowns in the universe. If these clowns were any more vicious, they would be piranhas. You suspect that some are.
Item get: Vicious Space Clowns.Also, Roll to Forge the World doesn't need your petty instructions. They have their own. Plus there's the fact that they're making the world in a different universe, so you won't actually get to see the world till its finished. (I wouldn't let them go on too long if I could help it.)
Call Cthulu from the stars.
Using long-forgotten rites, you call down Cthulhu from the stars. [1] When he arrives, he steps on you. No wonder the rites where long-forgotten.
NUKULAH WEAPONS
[3] As the GM cannot actually find your action, he just hands you a Make-Your-Own-Nuclear-Bomb kit. Sorry about that.
Item get: Make-Your-Own-Nuclear-Bomb KitRoll to Forge the World is on turn 15. Tyberix now appears from the future, and for some reason is wearing a fedora. Vadia ascends into purgatory (AKA New Jersey) at his own request. Tellemurius and wolfchild spawn, what with Mars not being in any danger at all. What so ever.
...
Except for the snakemen, who bring the most fearsome terror unit ever known: The Cyberdisk.
No, wait, that other terror unit that begins with a c. Um, you know. Chryssalids! Those guys. Yeah. You are all boned.
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 3
Score: 7
Location: Mime snakemen village, protected by a giant, invisible box.
Inv. Navy Spacesuit
Two Monkeys (On a quest for monkey paradise.)
Snakemen Mime Aborigines (They think you are a god)
Banana Trees
Traits: Teleportation (+1 to teleporting.)
Mime control (Trying to control mimes is automatically a 4.)
Nirur Torir
Health:
Score: 7
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square.
Inv. Orange Spacesuit
Really, Really, Really Big Gun, Conveniently Attached to a Starship. (+3 to attacking, +1 to movement.)
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)
Effect: The Incredible Mime (+2 to attack. +2 to defence. -2 to intelligence and speaking proper sentences.)
Medal: Demon Slayer
Tyberix
Health: 2
Score: 2
Location: Now!
Inv.Teal Spacesuit.
Fedora.
Effects: Anti-Doomsday field. (No doomsday type events can occur when you are alive.)
HmH
Health: 2
Score: 2
Location: Space.
Inv. Yellow Spacesuit.
Pirate Spaceship (+2 to attack, +2 to movement)
Vicious Space Clowns
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 to jumping)
Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping)
Medals: What the hell just happened?
Redwarrior0
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Mars Town Square.
Inv. Red Spacesuit.
Make-Your-Own-Nuclear-Bomb Kit
Tellemunis
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Mars Town Square.
Inv. Lime Green Spacesuit.
wolfchild
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Mars Town Square.
Inv. Maroon Spacesuit.