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Author Topic: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 25] Now with 50% more plot!  (Read 36398 times)

Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #180 on: January 14, 2011, 08:44:49 pm »

I successfully didn't kill myself while healing. Oh happy day!

Mime make ship fire repeatedly at hostile swarms of enemies to all mimekind that appeared from Phobos!
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #181 on: January 14, 2011, 10:08:58 pm »

Order mime snakemen to prepare against the Phobos and potential Mars settlement invasion. Tell monkeys to order banana bushes (trees?) from nearest space catalog.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #182 on: January 15, 2011, 03:19:39 am »

Hire a crew of the most vicious space clowns in the universe.

Roll to Forge the World: Make stars and water.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2011, 02:57:59 pm by HmH »
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #183 on: January 15, 2011, 01:41:43 pm »

Call Cthulu from the stars.
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #184 on: January 15, 2011, 08:14:34 pm »

Where was my action?
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #185 on: January 15, 2011, 09:09:08 pm »

Where was my action?

You just spawned. You'll do it this turn.
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #186 on: January 15, 2011, 09:46:38 pm »

Oh. Didn't see the last round.

NUKULAH WEAPONS
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #187 on: January 16, 2011, 12:01:10 am »

Add me.
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #188 on: January 17, 2011, 10:30:54 am »

Vadia? You are in danger of instagib here.
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #189 on: January 17, 2011, 08:24:41 pm »

I am alive.
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #190 on: January 17, 2011, 09:31:16 pm »

I am alive.

D:

Seriously though, turn up soon.
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 10+7] Yar.
« Reply #191 on: January 17, 2011, 09:36:17 pm »

Turn 3^2*2?
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 3*3*2] Come hell or snakemen.
« Reply #192 on: January 17, 2011, 09:50:19 pm »

I successfully didn't kill myself while healing. Oh happy day!

Mime make ship fire repeatedly at hostile swarms of enemies to all mimekind that appeared from Phobos!

ATTACK [2] Buttons too small for mime hands! (Also, too electrocuty)
DEFENCE [1] Somehow, don't ask he how, all the demons die horrible painful deaths. I have no idea why or how, but they just do. They just do.

Og, Gug, Ock! -1 health.


Actually, this is what happens:

ATTACK [5] Despite the buttons being too smal for mime hands, you manage to blast large amounts of ammo at the demons.
DEFENCE [1] Every single demon is hit, from the biggest baron to the smallest imp. Congratulations! You saved the word from evil horrible demons! And you didn't have to get electrocuted to do it!

Medal get: Demon Slayer

Order mime snakemen to prepare against the Phobos and potential Mars settlement invasion. Tell monkeys to order banana bushes (trees?) from nearest space catalog.

[AUTO 4] The mime snakemen begin to prepare defences against the potential Mars settlement invasion. Soon, a giant invisible box surrounds their village. The monkeys accent the box's invisibility with some tasteful banana trees.

Item get: Banana Trees

Hire a crew of the most vicious space clowns in the universe.

Roll to Forge the World: Make stars and water.

[5] You hire the most vicious, evil and soul-killing space clowns in the universe. If these clowns were any more vicious, they would be piranhas. You suspect that some are.

Item get: Vicious Space Clowns.

Also, Roll to Forge the World doesn't need your petty instructions. They have their own. Plus there's the fact that they're making the world in a different universe, so you won't actually get to see the world till its finished. (I wouldn't let them go on too long if I could help it.)

Call Cthulu from the stars.

Using long-forgotten rites, you call down Cthulhu from the stars. [1] When he arrives, he steps on you. No wonder the rites where long-forgotten.

NUKULAH WEAPONS

[3] As the GM cannot actually find your action, he just hands you a Make-Your-Own-Nuclear-Bomb kit. Sorry about that.

Item get: Make-Your-Own-Nuclear-Bomb Kit

Roll to Forge the World is on turn 15. Tyberix now appears from the future, and for some reason is wearing a fedora. Vadia ascends into purgatory (AKA New Jersey) at his own request. Tellemurius and wolfchild spawn, what with Mars not being in any danger at all. What so ever.

...

Except for the snakemen, who bring the most fearsome terror unit ever known: The Cyberdisk.

No, wait, that other terror unit that begins with a c. Um, you know. Chryssalids! Those guys. Yeah. You are all boned.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 18, 2011, 10:43:53 am by USEC_OFFICER »
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 3*6] Come hell or snakemen.
« Reply #193 on: January 17, 2011, 11:24:53 pm »

Build a Star fortress, crew using population from mars
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Re: Roll to Roll Some More [ROUND 3*6] Come hell or snakemen.
« Reply #194 on: January 18, 2011, 02:56:35 am »

Oh damn, Chryssalids. You guys are so screwed.

Anyway, sign me up for the waiting list USEC.

Now, time to wait for 6 people to die before I get in. *twiddles thumbs*.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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