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CoughDrop

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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2010, 01:13:56 am »

A scorpion? Seriously?
Pets nowadays..  ::)

Yup, I know it sounds strange but I find them cuter than kittens. Yes, I think they're cute.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2010, 01:21:02 am »

A scorpion? Seriously?
Pets nowadays..  ::)

Yup, I know it sounds strange but I find them cuter than kittens. Yes, I think they're cute.

Well, just be careful it it.. you never know when or if an accident is going to happen..
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2010, 01:22:57 am »

A scorpion? Seriously?
Pets nowadays..  ::)

Yup, I know it sounds strange but I find them cuter than kittens. Yes, I think they're cute.

Well, just be careful it it.. you never know when or if an accident is going to happen..
Emperor Scorpian venom has a range of effects from "Nothing" to "Moderate Irritant".
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2010, 01:51:38 am »

 I just remembered a friend who has a cat named "dog" and a dog named "cat". I don't know what the opposite for scorpion would be.

Edit:Also this thread lives longer than I expected.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2010, 01:52:29 am »

I just remembered a friend who has a cat named "dog" and a dog named "cat". I don't know what the opposite for scorpion would be.
Spider?
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2010, 01:54:12 am »

call it Mr. Toodles!
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2010, 03:12:55 am »

Yup, I know it sounds strange but I find them cuter than kittens. Yes, I think they're cute.
Wouldn't really call scorpions cute, but it seems like most small vertebrates are (especially rats), and I can see some bugs being cute, so it doesn't sound that odd.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2010, 04:08:50 am »

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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2010, 09:19:58 am »

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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2010, 09:25:04 am »

But Trogdor was a man! Well, he was  a dragon man.... Or, maybe, he was just a dragon...
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2010, 09:41:20 am »

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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #56 on: December 12, 2010, 01:10:35 pm »

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Don't name a scorpion after a carp. It can only lead to trouble.

I notice the name Cuddles has come up a lot. However, I have to chip in that Cuddles is only a name suited to any within the Superorder of Octopodiformes or the Superorder of Decapodiformes.

Personally, I'd just start off with the name Urist, then add another one via RNG every time he attacks someone.  :P
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #57 on: December 12, 2010, 02:38:27 pm »

Scorpions ARE cure. Objectively. ^_^
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #58 on: December 12, 2010, 02:44:56 pm »

I just remembered a friend who has a cat named "dog" and a dog named "cat". I don't know what the opposite for scorpion would be.
Spider?
Frog.

My father has a cat with no name.  He just calls him by lots of cat-related diminutives, his favorite being "pussnatch", descended from the Ebonic "biznatch".
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #59 on: December 12, 2010, 02:53:18 pm »

Klaus
Don't name a scorpion after a carp. It can only lead to trouble.
Carp?
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