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[SQman]

2125: You think every problem can be solved with a well-timed cave-in.

[Dunamisdeos]

2125: You think every problem can be solved with a well-timed cave-in.

It can.

2126: You manage to turn wine and frozen milk into an unrelated food object, such as a biscuit or roast. You are shocked when it is not hailed as a "masterwork" meal, and punch the town mayor in a blind rage when it unsurprisingly melts.

[ZM5]

2127: You never go out during the night alone, for fear of being surrounded by incessant cackling.

[Dzlan]

2128) You have dreams of your fortress in ASCII every night. You see ASCII characters in the clouds. You see Constellations of ASCII characters when you go stargazing.

[Hilltamer]

2129: You think hand crafted stone gears and a lever will shut your door.

[crazyabe]

2129: You think hand crafted stone gears and a lever will shut your door.

2130: it works
2131: You use this theory on the rest of your house
2132: Armok invites you to tea, for your dedication to This.

[ZM5]

2133: You use DF phrases such as "It was inevitable" or "It is sad, but not unexpected" in casual conversations.

[BadLeo]

2134: When you are sad, you go to the City Hall to give the mayor a good beat.

[Skribbblie]

2135: You occasionally approach children without exchanging greetings, and tell them "You look like a mighty warrior indeed."

They subsequently feel compelled to tell you their age.

[IcyTea31]

2136: You laugh at the conspiracy theorists claiming that [insert politician here] is secretly some sort of reptile alien. Not because of the insanity of the idea, but because that politician doesn't extend every 'S' in their speech to a ridiculous degree.

[BadLeo]

2136: You laugh at the conspiracy theorists claiming that [insert politician here] is secretly some sort of reptile alien. Not because of the insanity of the idea, but because that politician doesn't extend every 'S' in their speech to a ridiculous degree.

2137: Besides, you are certain that long-standing politicians can't be other thing than a blood-sucking creature with a long kill list and an amazing ability to blame others for their own misdeeds, because that's what it takes to be a successful politician.

[Isngrim]

2136: You laugh at the conspiracy theorists claiming that [insert politician here] is secretly some sort of reptile alien. Not because of the insanity of the idea, but because that politician doesn't extend every 'S' in their speech to a ridiculous degree.

2137: Besides, you are certain that long-standing politicians can't be other thing than a blood-sucking creature with a long kill list and an amazing ability to blame others for their own misdeeds, because that's what it takes to be a successful politician.

2138:You wonder why the impeachment process doesn't involve magma.

[IcyTea31]

2138.1: You start a petition to include magma in the impeachment process.
2138.2: Your petition is so practical and well presented, it goes through.

[Isngrim]

2139: you bought the rights to Looney tunes, and made it wambler season.

[SimRobert2001]

2140: THere is no simple way to do things. There is only the DWARVEN way.