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[heritage727]

2141: You see the headline "Deep magma chambers seen beneath Mount St. Helens" and start thinking about what you'll need for your embark.

[Boatsniper]

2142: This is totally not a Battlefield reference.

2142 for real: You don't have a refrigerator, just barrels everywhere.

2143: People vanish after leaving your property.

2144: You can cook literally anything within 5-seconds.

2145: You can buy anything with the "meals" you cooked yourself.

2146: The walls of your house are full of engravings depicting historical events neither you nor anyone else know about.

2147: You go prone when someone walks through your "square".

2148: You store all of your personal belongings on one "square".

2149: Your house has a Trade Depot.

2150: Trees on your property grow at a ludicrously fast rate.

2151: You bury your deceased pets in above-ground solid platinum sarcophagi.

2152: You get happier when walking by well-made furniture.

[TheBiggerFish]

2153:You successfully built a portal to Spearbreakers in your garage.

[BadLeo]

2154: You call the garbage man a refuse hauler.

2155: You call the hearse driver a corpse hauler.

2156: And waiters/bartenders/pizza-or-whatever-delivery are called food haulers.

2157: Truck drivers and people on cargo ships are mainly trade good haulers which occasionally haul other things.

2158: You wonder why so few boulder haulers designated around the world.

[Trappington]

2159: You think that the way to deal with terrorism is to burrow underground and flood the world with magma.

[TheBiggerFish]

2160: You draft plans for this device.

[SimRobert2001]

2161: you begin to envision a minecart-based method of mail delivery, irl

[Aigre Excalibur]

2161: you begin to envision a minecart-based method of mail delivery, irl

2162: You use the minecarts to create a locomotive powered home defense system instead.

[IcyTea31]

2163: When you go to a concert, you jump on the stage and start beatboxing terribly to accompany the musician.

The next post will begin page 100 on the standard posts-per-page setting. Make it a good one. I miscounted.

[SimRobert2001]

2164: when you realize it is all worthless.  Nothing you will amount to anything in this world. So, you strike the Earth, and see what you find. Here the limestone calls to you, telling you to make a statue of yourself. You and 6 friends begin, making rooms, a nice home. Then all of you starve to death trying to punch an alligator to death. (Based on a true story)

[BadLeo]

2165: You see a beardless midget and ask what's wrong with him. He punches you in the face in the knee while asking what is wrong with you. You reply that you were asking about his beard, to what he answers that he never had a beard. And you say: "Oh, I see, you were snatched by goblins when you were just a baby, don't you?" while making what you think is the most compassionate face you can. He sues you and makes you pay a huge indemnity for punitive damage. You die alone on a cold and dark night under a bridge, your home since then.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

This thread is sheer awesomeness.

[Detros]

2166: You have filled your dining room with lots of alcoholic beverages. People from all around somehow found out and are now often coming to visit you. They stay around for few months, for booze, karaoke or poems reciting.

[Glueable]

2167: You have a moat of lava around your house

[BadLeo]

2167: You have a moat of lava around your house

I'm highly suspicious that this has already been posted, but I'm not going to be the one to look it up... *looks to the other side while whistling*

2168: If Santa was to sneak into your house to leave some gifts, he would probably be killed by some of the traps laying around.

Anyway, happy holidays, everybody. xD